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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

But you do realize its also effected by almost every other prototyping, right? Meaning that the fire Prototype takes away that HARD.

Haha, NO. The only enemies that will be affected by more than one prototyping at a time are the Kings and Queens.

Oh, and about a third of all enemies affected by Mimi's prototyping, since she did a double prototyping.

It's a damn good thing you aren't fighting ghost-flaming-frog-knight-dummy imps, because trust me, they get a lot more than they lose on ALL prototypings. You would be wasted by one.

>Motion for Troy and Kamina to move as I DROP THE LOAD GAPER

You don't need Alex or Kaminasprite to move to pull this off. You are just that amazing. You revise the kitchen to place a hole in the middle of the ceiling, and drop a damn bookcase on this bastard. It takes 12 damage. Normally, it'd be pushed two spaces away, but Alex is in the way, so he stays put.

Kaminasprite attacks with a Sprite Strike, scoring a brutal affront, dealing another 13 damage.

Alex stands up, and performs a basic aggrievement, scoring another thirteen damage.

The heat from the Ogre's Aura forces another hit point loss of 1 point from Alex and Kamina Sprite. It attempts to crush Kamina-sprite with Smashingkind, but does not connect.

RL:....Yeeeah, this is boring. Let's go kick some ass.

That's the spirit. It'll have to wait though, I have to get off for an hour soon.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Well then, how do you expect me to survive the encounter if all the Imps deall damage equal to half my Health?

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Head to the living room and look out your door. After pestering some friends, of course.

[Heliman]

Well then, how do you expect me to survive the encounter if all the Imps deall damage equal to half my Health?

text a friend for help?

[freeformschooler]

Well then, how do you expect me to survive the encounter if all the Imps deall damage equal to half my Health?

text a friend for help?

"I need an adult"?

[Heliman]

Spoiler: Hamstock (click to show/hide)

CBC RIGHT NOW opened memo on board HAMSTOCK.
CURRENT kineticMoonlight [CKM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CKM: Hello... Everyone...
CURRENT greekKiller [CGK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGK: WhatS ThiS?
CBC: hey mimi, oh, GK too, hi
CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRL: good quessstion
CKM: A memo... to discuss where we are at...
CBC: oic
CKM: Now that we are all in the medium...
CRL: I'm sssitting in my bathtub becassse impsss trassshed my room
CGK: YeaH?
CKM: We have to have something to work towards...
CBC: i'm not in the medium yet
CKM: Buh...?
CGK: LikE WhaT?
CURRENT sleepingShoals [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSS: i'm not either
CKM: I thought you teleported to CN's house...?
CKM: Wasn't that in the medium...?
CRL: Cn wasssn't in either :|
CGK: CN?
CBC: nope
CKM: Huh...
CKM: Well rats...
CBC: you have to bring me in you silly goose!
CKM: Oh right...!
CKM: Time to get to that...
CRL: and then derpsss were herped all around
CKM: Truly the herpest of derps...
CGK: YEAH FOR HERP-A-DERPS!
CRL: Yea and truly, forsssooth
CKM: ANYWAY... excluding BC... I think I am the only one who even though about this...
CKM: I remember someone mentioning a gate... it might not have been any of you...
CKM: So there is some goal...
CGK: YeS.
CRL: yeah, the gatesss
CGK: I ThinK WE ArE SupposT TO EnteR IT.
CRL: nobody'sss reached one yet far asss I know
CGK: FucK.
CGK: G2G.
CKM: But how do we get to the gates...?
CKM: Alright...
CRL: Have your ssserver build your houssse
CGK: NeeD TO DeaL WitH ImpS.
CGK ceased responding to memo.
CRL: up to the gate
CSS: or you could fly, but that's silly
CBC: What the green text said
CKM: Oh... Hm... I am surprised no one's server has build up to the gate yet...
CKM: Isn't it just like...
CRL: it'sss fairly far up there
CKM: Stairs here... roof there...?
CRL: and a lot of usss have been busssy with ssshenanigansss
CKM: I don't think I have seen my gate yet...
CKM: But eh alright...
CRL: like giclopesss and impsss and ssshit
CKM: I need to practice against these game monsters... imps...
CRL: have fun with that
CKM: One last thing...
CBC: yeah
CRL: what?
CKM: You know how you punch the numbers in the punch designix for the captchalogue card...?
CRL: ya
CKM: Like I did with my uh... cruxite thing...
CKM: Has anyone tried just putting in a bunch of random numbers...?
CRL: Yep
CRL: I got a videogame iirc
CKM: What really...?
CKM: A video game...?
CRL: yeah, pretty sssure it wasss trassshy
CRL: and if it wasssn't, it isss now, that giclopsss ssstepped on it
CBC: what was it called
CRL: I don't even remember, that wasss the firssst time I met an imp
CRL: ssso my prioritiesss were... elsssewhere
CBC: yeah that makes sense
CRL: yup
CKM: And the other thing is...
CKM: Can ANYTHING be used in the designix...?
CKM: Like a captchalogue card or a cruxite dowel...?
CRL: what do you have in mind?
CRL: yeah probably
CKM: Because I have this great idea...
CRL: although I don't sssee why you'd want too
CKM: Why not...?
CRL: well, for cardsss, you can make sssparesss, which isss neat I guessssss
CRL: but making another dowel, can't you jussst get thossse out of the cruxtruder?
CKM: Yes... what I am saying is...
CKM: Cruxite must have SOME sort of super powers to be able to turn into stuff like knives and enter the medium with...
CKM: So if you had a cruxite weapon... wouldn't it be an easy ticket to cheating...?
CRL: ssso you want to try to make ssshit out of it
CKM: Yes...
CRL: I have no idea
CSS: i don't think cruxite would make a very good weapon
CKM: Why not...?
CBC: Idk i've never tried using it as a weapon before
CURRENT toenailEater [CTE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTE: [....crixi+e, in my experience, has rarely been a good idea as weapons]
CSS: when did he get here
CTE: [a while ago]
CKM: Oh great... the honker...
CTE: [jus+ been sor+ of wa+ching]
CBC: fucker's been here the whole time
CSS: a lurker, i see
CTE: [oh yeah, sorry for +hrea+ening +o kill everyone]
CKM: Wait... sorry... why...?
CRL: ...and we're sssupposssed to take that at face value?
CTE: [becuase I'm s+ill no+ sure who I am ye+]
CSS: what
CBC: see, what did i say about troll rage RL
CBC: crazy
CKM: I
CKM: That is your excuse...?
CTE: [well, no+ amnesia-like]
CKM: GOSH I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY INNERMOST FEELINGS
CSS: i should really be going now
CKM: I SHOULD GO STAB SOMEONE
CSS: see you all later probably
CSS ceased responding to memo.
CTE: [bu+, as in, I'm +he Page of Mind, I'm no+ sure how I'm supposed +o roll wi+h +ha+]
CTE: [I +ried +he subbjugwha+zi+ s+uff, and i+ didn'+ really fi+ :\]
CKM: Hm...
CTE: [Bu+ back +o +he +hing we were +alking abou+]
CKM: Cruxite weapons...?
CTE: [Crux weapons are usually a bad idea, as cruxi+e usually +ends +o break easily]
CBC: FYI a "subjuggulator" is basically an evil murdering clown troll
CKM: Oh...
CKM: So you are a troll TE...?
CBC: just so you can understand why i dislike trolls so much
CTE: [Also, i+ usually has an effec+ on +he breaker-breakee in +ha+ i+ warps +hem in+o a new SBURB session]
CTE: [bu+ wi+h +hemselves as +heir own serverr]
CKM: That does not bode well...
CKM: I do not think I will try that...
CTE: [i+'s kind of wonky, I'm no+ +o+ally sure how i+ works, bu+ i+ is a very bad idea]
CKM: However... I have a backup plan...
CBC: whats the hacker douchebag say about it
CTE: [some+imes i+'ll +elepor+ +he player, some+imes i+'ll regis+er +he imps as a player and give i+ i+s own session]
CTE: [hacker douchebag is off ge++ing food or someshi+]
CKM: I will enter a bunch of random numbers and letters into the designix...
CBC: does he know about it
CTE: [good luck wi+h +ha+]
CKM: And alchemize it with my weapon...
CTE: [does he know abou+ wha+]
CKM: Whatever it is... there is nothing threatening in my house except some books...
CBC: the crazy breaker/breakee thing you mentioned
CTE: [he's probably seen i+ once or +wice]
CTE: [he's pre++y well-+raveled in +he Space]
CTE: [why he s+opped here, I really have no idea]
CKM: So are you with him now...?
CKM: Or just watching him...?
CTE: [sor+ of]
CTE: [and ew no I'm no+ a s+alker like +ha+]
CKM: B-
CKM: Alright...
CRL: ssso
CRL: sssince we've got thisss nut here being all consssiderate and ssshit
CRL: maybe he can anssswer sssome quessstionsss
CRL: like where exactly do the damn gatesss go
CKM: Indeed...
CKM: Where DO the gates go... TE...?
CTE: [+ha+... depends.]
CBC: go on
CTE: [assuming your session is vanilla, every o+her ga+e will have you swi+ch plane+s]
CTE: [and +he seven+h does some+hing special, bu+ I'm no+ sure wha+]
CKM: Vanilla...?
CTE: [well yeah, +here are a +on of hackers like +B who jus+ can'+ resis+ messing wi+h s+uff]
CKM: Hrm...
CTE: [he's god-+ier, y'know, bu+ ins+ead of +ime's Red, his ou+fi+ is brigh+ green]
CTE: [and +he symbol's differen+]
CBC: god tier?
CKM: I'm lost...
CTE: [he likes +o do s+upid shi+ like +ha+]
CTE: [oh, you guy will figure ou+ god +ier soon enough]
CBC: don't worry i'll refresh you on it later mimi
CTE: [you'll unders+and once someone ge+s i+]
CKM: Alright...
CBC: i'm not going to have to meet god am i
CBC: i thought i was atheist
CTE: [no+ unless you do i+ wrong ]
CKM: God might be alright...
CKM: Unless we have to fight him...
CRL: well thisss hasss gotten well and truly confusssing again
CRL: like I ssshould expect anything elssse from thisss damn game
CBC: other than anything
CRL: I'mma go whack a few impsss, make sssome ssshit, that sssort of thing
CKM: Maybe we should trash this memo... and come back to it once I have got BC in...
CBC: good idea
CTE: [considering how muh +here is +o discuss wi+hou+ all +he players, +ha+ seems +o be a good idea]
CKM: See you all... TE.. thanks for being not awful...
CKM ceased responding to memo.
CTE: [You're welcome ]
CRL ceased responding to memo.
CTE ceased responding to memo.
CBC ceased responding to memo.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Well then, how do you expect me to survive the encounter if all the Imps deall damage equal to half my Health?

I'd say tactical withdrawal, then see if you can get a surprise action with stealth. Draw one away from the others, perhaps, though that is tough to do in this system.

I'm seriously considering nerfing these guys, they gained way too much power in comparison to the elemental prototyping Alex's imps got. Anyone have any objections to that?

>Mimi: Head to the living room and look out your door. After pestering some friends, of course.

Well, you aren't in Kansas anymore. Not to say that you started in Kansas.

The sun is setting here (at least, you are assuming that isn't normal sky coloration for day-time), but it seems you are at the top of an enormous mountain range, surrounded by an uncountable number of smaller mountain ranges, which seem to be connected by a series of bridges.

Well, getting acquainted with your land is all well and good, but what should you do now?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Did the rule book say something in the GM section about not letting Imps gang on up on the player?

[TherosPherae]

YOU THERE. GIRL.

Can't let us forget about Exiles, now can I?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Did the rule book say something in the GM section about not letting Imps gang on up on the player?

It mentions that it isn't necessarily in their behavior, or even really likely, to perform coordinated swarm attacks against the players, yes. Considering three of them are just goofing off instead of attacking you? Yeah...

In any case, I am serious about that nerf. These guys are much too op. I think instead of having it add a d8 to a basic attack, it'll increase the die size by two steps. So, imps will be hitting for 1d10+3 and a push with a -1 accuracy penalty, rather than 1d8+1d6+3 and a push with a -1 accuracy penalty.

Unless anyone has an objection to make about that?

YOU THERE. GIRL.

Can't let us forget about Exiles, now can I?

>Years from now.

But not necessarily many...

A wandering soul reaches out to a girl from the past...

[Riccto]

I'm cool with that

Just Poke the Damned thing!

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Danielle: Get bothered by a voice you can't quite hear.

Dang it,you thought you were going to go fight some douchebags!

Just Poke the Damned thing!

You successfully perform a distracting poke, which does no damage, and slows the Ogre. Not that that makes a ton of difference, as it hasn't moved much. Then again, you were already flanking the thing, so getting combat advantage would have been even more pointless.

Kaminasprite performs a sprite-strike again, hitting for 12 damage.

Alex performs a basic aggrievement, hitting for 15 damage.

The Ogre is looking pretty bad now, but it isn't ready to give up. Kamina and Alex take another point of damage each from the aura, and the Ogre uses a special ability: Elite Action. It recharge's its stomp ability, unleashing it, and only managing to hit Kamina-sprite with it. Kamina sprite is hit for 11 damage and knocked prone.
It then rounds on Alex, attacking with smashingkind, and missing terribly. That was close!

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Go back inside. Look for imps on your way back to the half-destroyed bedroom.

[Riccto]

>Poke its Eye out (Standard Server Aggrievement)

[Bdthemag]

YOU THERE. GIRL.

Can't let us forget about Exiles, now can I?

I am in on this, also I'll post my action for the battle soon. Im just going to be a useless piece of shit and roleplay all day.

Hello, young man.