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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[TherosPherae]

The question is... with that fix, does it actually work?

[SirAaronIII]

I'm sure you've already found the answer but yeah it does.

[freeformschooler]

No, BD, it won't. Our errors were 10060, his is not.

Sorry blade. Google 10061 pesterchum.

[Bdthemag]

GOD DAMN YOU EVIL (Good?) TWIN DB, POPPING UP WHENEVER I LAG OUT AND REFUSING TO LET ME CONNECT TO MY PROFILE.

[The Fool]

Sorry for lurking, but sometimes it keeps multiple sessions running at once. Check your hidden icons sidebar if you use windows.

[Bdthemag]

In times of boredom, and when BD and Theros talk in OOC....LADDERMAN IS BORN.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[09:43] RR: I expected to come home to you guys derping around in an OOC memo without me :I
[09:44] DB: Same...
[09:45] DB: :I
[09:45] RR: :I
[09:45] DB: :II
[09:46] RR: that just looks kinda stupid
[09:46] DB: :III
[09:46] RR: well, I guess there's only one thing to do when I come home expecting Homestuck RPG stuff...
[09:46] RR: FANART
[09:46] RR: MAKE ALL THE FANART!
[09:46] DB: :IIII
[09:46] DB: In my dreams
[09:46] DB: You are the fanart.
[09:46] DB: Its you
[09:46] RR: nah, FFS and I are the fanarts
[09:46] RR: with a touch of Heliman\
[09:47] RR: and FFS is the larger fanart
[09:47] DB: :IIIII
[09:47] RR: stop making the ladderface
[09:47] DB: :IIIIIII
[09:47] DB: LADDER FACE MUST GO HIGHER
[09:47] RR: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[09:47] DB: :IIIIIIIII
[09:47] DB: LADDER MAN CLIMBS UP THE CORPORATE LADDER
[09:47] RR: :(IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)
[09:48] DB: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
[09:48] RR: this is incredibly silly
[09:48] RR: so what should I do fanarting of next?
[09:48] DB: LADDER MAN DISAGREES
[09:48] DB: I dunno
[09:48] RR: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[09:49] DB: LADDER MAN CLIMBS FURTHER UP THE CORPORATE LADDER
[09:49] DB: :I
[09:49] RR: you are no help
[09:49] DB: I am the best of no help.
[09:49] DB: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
[09:49] RR: what doess that even MEAN
[09:49] RR: it mean's its TUESDAY, you fat nasty trash.
[09:49] DB: LADDER MAN CLIMBS FURTHER UP THE CORPORATE LADDER
[09:50] RR: we could probably dump half this conversatio in the OOC thread and nobody would know shit about it
[09:50] DB: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[09:50] RR: STOPPIT
[09:50] DB: CEO LADDER MAN ADVISES AGAINST THIS
[09:51] RR: bluh bluh bluh
[09:52] DB: CEO LADDER MAN LIQUIDATES THE COMPANY AND MAKES OFF WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
[09:52] DB: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[09:52] RR: e_e
[09:53] DB: ONE MUST DO THAT TO GET FURTHER UP THE CORPORATE LADDER
[09:53] DB: :I
[09:53] DB: Hey, you started it.
[09:53] RR: I just said ladderface
[09:53] DB: You said it was stupid :/
[09:53] DB: BUT LADDER MAN DISAGREES
[09:53] RR: so I did, so I did\
[09:53] RR: FINE, LADDER MAN IS NOT STUPID
[09:53] DB: DO YOU HAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS? LADDER MAN HAS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
[09:54] RR: HE JUST LOOKS INCREDIBLY SILLY
[09:54] DB: $$$$$$ :I $$$$$$$$$
[09:54] RR: WITH ALL HIS PIMPS AND HOES
[09:54] DB: $$$$ :8 :I 8: $$$$
[09:54] RR: XD
[09:55] RR: ladderman gets all the bitches
[09:55] DB: LADDER MAN IS NOW IN A CONTROVERSY INVOLVING UNDERAGE BITCHES
[09:55] DB: SUDDENLY HE HAS LESS MONEY
[09:55] RR: OH NO
[09:55] DB: $$ :I $$
[09:55] DB: ITS OKAY, HE STILL HAS MONEY
[09:55] DB: OH WAIT, HIS LAWYER REQUIRES PAYEMENT
[09:56] RR: -$ :I -$
[09:56] DB: ¢¢¢¢ :I ¢¢¢
[09:56] DB: LADDERMAN NOW LIVES ON THE STREETS
[09:56] RR: and then ladderman was hobo
[09:57] DB: _________:I__|--|______________
[09:57] DB: LADDERMAN LIVES IN A CARDBOARD BOX NOW
[09:57] RR: and then aldderman jumped off of bridge
[09:57] DB: ASKING FOR CHANGE FROM OTHER PEOPLE
[09:57] DB: ________:I__¢_:I__|--|_____
[09:58] DB: LADDERMAN STARTS DOING DRUGS TO LIVE WITH HIS LIFE
[09:58] DB: |----|===> :I
[09:58] DB: That was a needle.
[09:59] DB: LADDERMAN RUNS OUT OF CASH, AND CAN NO LONGER GET HIS FIX
[09:59] DB: ________:I+
[09:59] RR: LADDERMAN IRONICALLY ROBS BANK HE USED TO OWN FOR CASH
[09:59] DB: _________________
[09:59] DB: LADDERMAN IS GOING TO JUMP
[09:59] DB: THROUGH YOUR TEXT
[09:59] RR: GOODBYE LADDERMAN
[10:00] DB: AND ONTO THE LAND BELOW
[10:00] DB: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD, YELLS LADDERMAN
[10:00] DB: :I
[10:00] DB: +
[10:00] DB: +:I
[10:00] DB: :I
[10:00] DB: :I
[10:00] DB: :I
[10:00] DB: :I
[10:00] DB:
[10:00] DB:
[10:00] DB: ______
[10:00] RR: and thus ends ladderman
[10:00] DB: END OF LADDERMAN
[10:00] DB: AND THUS WAS THE TALE OF LADDERMAN
[10:01] RR: *applause*
[10:01] DB: *bows*
[10:01] DB: Guess we can post something extremely weird in the OOC thread now.
[10:01] RR: feel free

[Blade Master Model 42]

Time for something we've all been waiting for for a long time! SYLLADEX DRAW!

AL draws SORD and his personal card, Everything Pizza!

DB draws smoke pellets.

PA draws his personal card, the Tricky Hitting Bunting Bat.

BC draws Weaponized Sylladex and Flarp Manual

KM gets Sprite Amulet and Fruit Gushers

SS gets the ATH manual

And GK gets a Musical Instrument.

Everyone who hasn't made their Alchemy cards can choose to flush their hands and redraw when they do, if they so choose.

>Alex: Investigate Kitchen.

Okay, no fiery assholes populating your place anymore. Weird. At least you finally have access to that pizza. You captchalogue several boxes.

Sorry for lurking, but sometimes it keeps multiple sessions running at once. Check your hidden icons sidebar if you use windows.

That's not what it is doing for me. It could be Bd's problem though.

[TherosPherae]

Time for something we've all been waiting for for a long time! SYLLADEX DRAW!

AL draws SORD and his personal card, Everything Pizza!

DB draws smoke pellets.

PA draws his personal card, the Tricky Hitting Bunting Bat.

BC draws Weaponized Sylladex and Flarp Manual

KM gets Sprite Amulet and Fruit Gushers

SS gets the ATH manual

And GK gets a Musical Instrument.

Everyone who hasn't made their Alchemy cards can choose to flush their hands and redraw when they do, if they so choose.

>Alex: Investigate Kitchen.

Okay, no fiery assholes populating your place anymore. Weird. At least you finally have access to that pizza. You captchalogue several boxes.

Sorry for lurking, but sometimes it keeps multiple sessions running at once. Check your hidden icons sidebar if you use windows.

That's not what it is doing for me. It could be Bd's problem though.

I thought I flushed the Smartphone when I made the halberd thing?

[The Fool]

Spoiler: Pesterchum fix for Blade (click to show/hide)

Apparently pesterchum runs through port 6667. It might be blocked by your firewall. Try opening that port and try again.

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Adventure! (click to show/hide)

>Mimi: Prototype.



Finally. After opening that cruxtruder, you see the unprototyped sprite for the first time. It's much flashier and floatier than you had imagined, though. Due to your rapier being at least in part silver, you pick up one of your BOOKS OF WEREWOLVEN MYTHOLOGY, ready to prototype. The Cruxtruder says 5:32, but you know that it's not very accurate, given that a meteor just blew up half of your attic. You guess the countdown is until your house gets completely destroyed.

Only one problem... the Cruxtruder is blocking your way to the sprite. You would climb over it, but you don't want to accidentally fall in the sprite yourself. You were warned against that. Hm... maybe if you just sort of...

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>Mimi: Quickly see if you can get Meteorwolfsprite to speak. OH GOD OH GOD

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: Quickly see if you can get Meteorwolfsprite to speak. OH GOD OH GOD

Not a chance. It just throws out a shit-ton of gibberish.

>Alex: Look behind you.

You finish captchaloging pizza and turn around. Standing just inside your kitchen doorway is an enormous, flaming demon thing. Like an imp, but bigger, with tusks, and more angry looking.

You suddenly think you know where the hell all those imps went.

Shit.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Alchemize that prepunched card as fast as possible. Use what GK taught you.

Do I require a roll? If so the roll was 10+6 or 16. Lucky.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: Alchemize that prepunched card as fast as possible. Use what GK taught you.

Do I require a roll? If so the roll was 10+6 or 16. Lucky.

You quickly follow the process to alchemize your entry item. A deep purple knife now lies on the alchemizer.

Make a skaian lore check.

>AL: Desperate Strife!



Yeah, no kidding. There's no way you're getting past that thing without killing it. You wish PA was on so he could help you. Of course, the guy has problems of his own.

Rolling init later. Also: As always, bark orders for Kamina-sprite.

EDIT: It's later!

Ogre's got: 12
Alex has: 14
Kaminasprite's got: 17

So, battle order is, Kamina, Alex, Flaming Ogre.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Figure out just what the heck you're supposed to do with this thing.

Skaian lore check of 9 (roll) +7 (bonus) - 16 again, hehe.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Smash some Imps.