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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Riccto]

Line Drive! [7,4]+7=18

[TherosPherae]

Took a minor action for Smartphone pestering.

Spoiler: CN Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

[03:42] -- ragingLunatic [RL] began pestering cookieNommer [CN] at 15:42 --
[03:42] RL: hey
[03:42] RL: you managed to ssstart playing sssburb yet?
[03:44] CN: No
[03:44] CN: I lost connection to PA
[03:44] RL: what a ssshame, it'sss actually kind of fun
[03:44] CN: What'sc up with all the s's
[03:44] RL: he'sss your ssserver, right?
[03:45] RL: eh, sssnakesssprite'sss rubbing off on me
[03:45] CN: Ah
[03:45] CN: No, I'm his
[03:45] RL: but I kinda like it, may ssstick with it for a bit
[03:45] RL: oh
[03:45] RL: who'sss your ssserver then?
[03:45] CN: Uh
[03:45] RL: I forgot the chain
[03:45] CN: I forgot
[03:45] CN: Also
[03:45] CN: You CREEP me out
[03:45] RL: wasss it SSSSSS or KF?
[03:45] CN: Harharhar
[03:45] RL: *rimssshot*
[03:45] CN: I think it was KF
[03:46] RL: eh, lemme check with AL
[03:46] CN: Did PA get through or something?
[03:46] RL: he probably remembersss the order better than I do
[03:46] RL: maybe?
[03:49] RL: yeah, KF isss sssupposssed to be your ssserver
[03:49] CN: Ha!
[03:49] CN: And he's also onlione!
[03:49] RL: isss he really?
[03:49] CN: Waiot no
[03:49] CN: He isn't
[03:50] CN: Crap
[03:50] RL: that'sss SSSSSS, sssilly
[03:50] CN: Ah well
[03:50] RL: maybe we could change the ssserver order
[03:50] RL: to get you in sssooner
[03:50] CN: I'm busy now anyway
[03:50] CN: So I dunnp
[03:50] RL: oh okay
[03:50] RL: try not to be too busssy, though
[03:50] CN: Let's wait for KF
[03:50] RL: you might end up on the wrong end of a meteor
[03:51] CN: KRABOOM oO
[03:51] RL: exactly
[03:51] CN: NOT AS PLANNED
[03:51] RL: well, talk with you later
[03:51] CN: Also I am getting crappy tiles also
[03:51] RL: hopefully once KF'sss gotten you in
[03:51] CN: Later
[03:51] -- ragingLunatic [RL] ceased pestering cookieNommer [CN] at 15:51 --

Spoiler: AL Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

[03:46] -- ragingLunatic [RL] began pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 15:46 --
[03:46] RL: hey
[03:47] AL: HEYA
[03:47] RL: you remember the order thingsss were sssupposssed to go in?
[03:47] AL: HUH?
[03:47] RL: trying to help CN out
[03:47] AL: WHAT THINGS?
[03:47] RL: but we can't remember who hisss ssserver wasss sssupposssed to be
[03:47] AL: KF?
[03:47] RL: and then SSSSSS wasss KF'sss ssserver?
[03:47] AL: I DON'T ACTUALLY KN0W THAT PERSON THOUGH
[03:47] AL: YES
[03:48] AL: YES, SS IS
[03:48] RL: huh
[03:48] RL: haven't ssseen KF in a while
[03:48] AL: AND GK IS SS' SERVER
[03:48] RL: wonder what he'sss doing
[03:48] AL: ...
[03:48] AL: YOU DON'T THINK
[03:48] AL: HE'S BEEN METEORED?
[03:48] RL: I would hope not
[03:49] RL: that would ssscrew up the 8-perssson balance we had sssomething awful
[03:49] AL: YEAH
[03:49] AL: IT WOULD
[03:50] AL: ANYWAY
[03:50] AL: LET'S GET BACK TO CLEARING OUT THESE IMPS.
[03:50] RL: yup
[03:50] RL: lemme finisssh talking with CN
[03:50] AL: K
[03:51] -- ragingLunatic [RL] ceased pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 15:51 --

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Gather grist. Move on to the next imp - that one in storage looks pretty vulnerable.

11+3 =14 for initiative, 15+8=23 for attack.

From this point forward, we will assume you gather any grist-based loot without being told.

Al's cursor has top initiative.
Imp 1 goes second.
Imp 2 goes third.
RL has bottom initiative.

Al's cursor swoops in the back, and attacks imp number two. Unfortunately, he keeps bouncing off of things in the confined space, and doesn't actually manage to hit.

Imp 1 swings at you the moment you step through the door to start combat. It claws you for eight damage.

Imp 2 attacks AL's cursor, shaking it, but not managing to force a disconnect.

RL attacks the imp for an equal eight damage. Serves the stupid thing right for sucker-smacking you.

Line Drive! [7,4]+7=18

You connect, causing eight points of damage. A strange feeling passes over you, as if everyone and their grandma is doing eight damage right now.

The imp attacks, this time getting a hit! It causes six damage and gets ectoplasm all over you. Ewwwwwww!

Also: Feel free to bug server players to do their bits. Only three people left to get into the medium.

[TherosPherae]

Edit: Nevermind, can't do that after seeing the map.

RL: Hit the imp.

14+8=26.

[Blade Master Model 42]

AL's cursor unleashes another fearsome drubbing! The second imp takes six points of damage.

Imp 1 attempts to hit RL again, and misses.

Imp 2 attempts to hit AL's cursor, but also misses!

RL swings at Imp 1, causing twelve damage. The imp looks decidedly the worse for wear.

[Riccto]

And its Batter-Up AGAIN!
[5,10]+7=22

[TherosPherae]

RL: Hit the Imp Some More.

3+8=11. SO CLOSE TO SNAKE EYES.

[Blade Master Model 42]

And its Batter-Up AGAIN!
[5,10]+7=22

You wallop the imp in the face, causing another 13 points. Keep swinging like that and it'll drop soon!

The imp isn't going to take this lying down though, and strikes back, causing eight damage! More slime everyplace.

RL: Hit the Imp Some More.

3+8=11. SO CLOSE TO SNAKE EYES.

AL's cursor lashes out once more, this time lifting one of the cabinets in the storage room and dropping it right on the imp. It causes eight damage, and knocks the imp back two spaces. Now unimpeded by the imp, the cursor swoops over to flank the imp RL is facing.

Imp 1 attacks RL for seven damage, not caring about the cursor right behind it.

Imp 2 follows the cursor and moves up behind it, now flanking the cursor with the other imp! Luckily for AL, the imp still can't hit for beans.

RL, despite combat advantage, doesn't manage to strike the imp.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Look around at the surroundings.

[TherosPherae]

RL: Check yo health and WHACK THAT IMP.

11+8=19. Add in any relevant flanking bonuses - by the way, are those different from combat to combat, or does flanking always give +2 to attack rolls?

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Check yo health and WHACK THAT IMP.

11+8=19. Add in any relevant flanking bonuses - by the way, are those different from combat to combat, or does flanking always give +2 to attack rolls?

Flanking will, in most cases, grant combat advantage. Combat advantage always grants plus two to attack rolls.

AL's cursor attempts to draw the imps attacks away from RL, but he doesn't manage to land a hit.

Imp 1 attacks RL, hitting for eight damage. You now have five hit points remaining. You can regain half of your full hit point value by using your second wind, which is a standard action, so don't forget.

Imp 2 attacks AL's cursor. The strike causes interference with AL's connection, causing it to disconnect. Well, there goes your flanking.

Good thing you didn't need it. Imp 1 takes another eight damage, but remains standing.

>Mikheal: Look around at the surroundings.

Well, the inside of your house is the same. That's not what you're interested in though, of course. You gaze out a window, and find your house atop a mountain, the cold winds blowing around you. And yet, there is more than rock and ice. As you peer out through the snow being carried about on the breeze, you see a Vast, rich plainsland below, dotted with towns and the occasional castle.

Neat.

[Riccto]

JUST SMASH THAT IMP
[3,7]+7=20

[Blade Master Model 42]

JUST SMASH THAT IMP
[3,7]+7=20

You crush it, dealing 12 points of damage with your trusty weapon. A bunch of grist appears where the vile, slimy ghost-imp once stood. Hovered. Whatever.

[Riccto]

>Collect Grist and Sweet Sweet Boondollars

[TherosPherae]

RL: Second Wind and ABSCOND THE HELL OUT OF THERE. Try to find Snakesprite so he can save your ass.

This is what happens when I stop keeping track of my hp >_>