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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[TherosPherae]

Attack roll: 2 + 8 = 10.

Frickin' snake eyesssss....

[Darvi]

Brutal Affront man. Brutal affront.

Roll a d10 for maximum damage.

[TherosPherae]

Brutal Affront man. Brutal affront.

Roll a d10 for maximum damage.

I thought Brutal Affronts didn't show up until you were level 2....?

But in case I'm wrong, I rolled an 8.

[Darvi]

Right. They don't.

But I was hoping the GM didn't know it.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Mikheal: Go to the upper part of the courtyard, jump off the Railing, and attack the top of the Cruxtruder while going down.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Right. They don't.

But I was hoping the GM didn't know it.

Naughty Darvi! Naughty, naughty Darvi!

RL: Miss completely

Wait, what? That sounds like a stupid- shit, you already did it. Why would you do that?

Looks like the imp is still a lousy attacker. How embarrassing!

GK: Do something absolutely awesome.

Fair enough. You head up to the upper section of the courtyard, leap off, and let the top of the cruxtruder break your fall, via your blade.

The lid compresses down slightly, then shoots off into the distance, possibly to never be seen again. You never know though...

Oh great, now a flashing little ball of light is bugging you. This keeps getting worse and worse.

[TherosPherae]

Oh great, now you just know that lid is going to become a necessary plot device.

RL: Lucky Strike!
3+8=11.

[Darvi]

Naughty Darvi! Naughty, naughty Darvi!

*shrug*

It's how I play in RL.

[Bdthemag]

DB: Jump backwards and Aggrieve!!!
16+8=24

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Keep Missing.

What? No, we went over thi- OH DAMMIT.

The imp keeps trying to attack you, but at the very least, it's aim is poor as well. Though in the imp's case, that may be from blood loss.

DB: Make like a Machine Gun and keep shooting.

You plug the little bastard again for a fair six points of damage. That's gotta smart.

The imp moves forward and takes another swipe at you, but it misses. Obviously, whoever is in charge of these imps sorely underestimated the both of you.

[TherosPherae]

But I thought Lucky Strike did damage even on a miss? Hrm.

RL: Do the hitting thing!
11+8=19.

[Darvi]

That it does. That it does.

[Blade Master Model 42]

But I thought Lucky Strike did damage even on a miss? Hrm.

RL: Do the hitting thing!
11+8=19.

Oops, you're right. Gotta pay closer attention.

RL: Retroactively do 5 damage

You do. Or did. Always had done. Whatever.

RL: Finish it!

You hit the little monster for an additional seven damage. It explodes, leaving what appears to be several blue fruit gushers, as well as a few purple ones, and a green droplet laying everywhere. What a mess.

[SirAaronIII]

I have a small correction to make about my sheets. My speed should be 7 and my reflex should be 16 because of the Artful Dodge trait. I originally forgot to add it in.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Mikheal: Proto-type some sort of Helmet off the Walls of your Manor. Theres plenty of that shit do go around anyway here.

I realize DB didn't drop the card I was suppost to use to make my Cruxite thingy. GAWD DAMN IT.