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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Bdthemag]

And now I have to shoehorn in an explantion for our characters trolling themselves from the future.

The how more than the why, of course.

They picked up a leaked version of Trollian, given to them by a group of mysterious trolls...

[Johnfalcon99977]

I think we should Abridge some of the times people put in to things like 50 hours or 33 hours. Makes a whole lot more sense then 200 something hours.

[TherosPherae]

And now I have to shoehorn in an explantion for our characters trolling themselves from the future.

The how more than the why, of course.

They picked up a leaked version of Trollian, given to them by a group of mysterious trolls...

Or, y'know, a Pesterchum update/custom patch.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I think we should Abridge some of the times people put in to things like 50 hours or 33 hours. Makes a whole lot more sense then 200 something hours.

Answer: Time has no meaning within the Medium. So Pesterchum is making wild guesses.

[TherosPherae]

I think we should Abridge some of the times people put in to things like 50 hours or 33 hours. Makes a whole lot more sense then 200 something hours.

Answer: Time has no meaning within the Medium. So Pesterchum is making wild guesses.

That works.

Spoiler: Memolog (click to show/hide)

CRL RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GIANTP1GS.
CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAL: HELLO
CURRENT greekKiller [CGK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGK: HI!
CRL: Guess w3'r3 st1ll w41t1ng 0n DB 4nd kF
CAL: WHAT'S UP GUYS
CRL: n0t much
CGK: NoT A WholE LoT.
CRL: ju2t h1d1ng fr0m m0r3 Guard-tr41ning
CRL: oh h1 KF
CGK: TrainninG Ain'T SO BaD.
CRL: Guard-tr41ning i5
CAL: SO IS LUMNBERJACK TRAINING
CGK: HeY, Didn'T I TalK TO YoU EarileR KF?
CRL: 1t's b4sic4lly "h1t th3 dummy unt1l 1t sh4tters, get a dr1nk 0f w4t3r, d0 1t 4g4in
CURRENT knowingFortune [CKF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CKF: ahhhhhhh.... Maybe?
CKF: I think so yes.
CRL: n0t t00 b4d w1th w00den dumm1es, but...
CRL: the st33l 0n3s 4r3 h0rr1bl3
CAL: HELLO KF. I DON'T THINK WE'VE MET?
CKF: Hey.
CKF: What's up?
CGK: I Don'T MinD MY TrainninG BecausE ItS NeveR ThE SamE. MY FatheR MakeS ME SparE WitH HiM A LoT.
CAL: NOT MUCH WITH ME
CAL: JUST WAITING ON THE SBURB BETA LAUNCH
CAL: DID ANYONE ELSE SEE METEOR SHOWERS TODAY?
CGK: YeaH.
CRL: lucky y0u, gk. lucky you.
CRL: 3h, 4 f3w
CAL: SO COOL
CRL: m0st 0f my tr41nning tod4y w4s in 5ew3rs, th0ugh
CAL: EWW
CGK: TheirS AnotheR OnE CominG ToO.
CAL: GROSS
CRL: s0 I pr0bably m1ssed th3 g00d p4rts
CAL: ANOTHER?
CGK: OH ShaT.
CGK: YeaH.
CAL: BOY THERE SURE ARE A LOT
CRL: m0r3 m3t30rs? r3ally?
CGK: I HearD AbouT OnE FroM MY DaD.
CRL: m4yb3 I w0n't m1ss th3m th1s t1me
CKF: Lot of training? Sounds like hard work.
CGK: OH GOD WHAT
CAL: HUH
CRL: l3ss 'h4rd w0rk' 4nd m0re 'p41n 1n th3 4ss'
CRL: gk, s0m3th1ng wr0ng?
CKF: Huh. I need to go. See you guys later.
CGK: ErR. SorrY. MY UnclE IS VisitinG. HiM AnD HiS RiflE.
CAL: OH, BYE
CRL: by3 kf
CKF ceased responding to memo.
CAL: OH, REALLY!?!
CAL: SEE IF YOU CAN GET A CLOSER LOOK
CGK: OK.
CGK: BRB.
CRL: why w0uld h3 w4nt 4 cl02er l00k 4t h1s uncl3?
FUTURE greekKiller [FGK] 30 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGK: I ThinK I CaN SeE IT NoW.
CAL: AND?
FGK: IT LookS MorE LikE A HanD CannoN TheN A RiflE.
CRL: d4ng
CAL: HOLY MOLY
FGK: OH ShiT. NeeD To AbsconD. I ThinK TheY HearD ME.
CRL: 0h h1 db
CAL: MORE LIKELY HE MADE IT HIMSELF THEN
CURRENT dashingBard [CDB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CDB: Why hello gentlemen heheheh
CAL: OR AT LEAST
CAL: HAD IT MADE SPECIALLY
CDB: Now what are we talking about now? heheheh
CRL: 4bsc0nd the h3ll  0ut 0f th3r3!
FGK: YeS.
FGK: UgU. WE ArE TalkinG AbouT MY UncleS SpeciaL RiflE.
FGK: ...
CAL: ABSCOND LIKE THE WIND
CAL: DO IT NOW
FGK: ThaT SoundeD WronG.
FGK: REALLY FUCKING WRONG.
CAL: HOW
CAL: OH
CAL: OH I SEE IT NOW
CDB: Im confused, but whatever heheheh
CAL: GROSS
CRL: h3h, 1 g3t 1t
CRL: r34l m4tur3, guy2
CAL: WHAT
FGK: I Didn'T MeaN IT!
CAL: I DIDN'T SAY IT
CAL: WHATEVER
CAL: DB
CDB: Yes? heheheh
CAL: GK'S UNCLE HAS A UNIQUE RIFLE
CAL: IT IS WHAT WE ARE DISCUSSING
CDB: Ah, how....interesting heheheh
FGK: ItS DifferenT FroM AnythinG I HavE SeeN.
CAL ceased responding to memo.
FGK: HmM?
CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAL: I'M CERTAINLY CURIOUS
CDB: CAL's internet is pretty spotty heheheh
CRL: l00ks l1ke AL 1s h4v1ng P3st3rchum pr0bl3ms 4g41n
CAL: MY INTERNET KEEPS WAVING IN AND OUT
FGK: AgaiN? FucK.
CRL: 0h r1ght
CDB: Heheheheh
CAL: IT'S VERY WEIRD
FGK: DoeS ThE MetoR ShoweR HavE TO DO AnythinG WitH IT?
CRL: y0u h4v3 th3 1nt3rn3t pr0bl3ms, 1 h4v3 th3 p3st3rchum 0n3s
CDB: Why don't we get KF to get in here, he is my number one fan after all heheheh
CDB: No wait, Greek is heheheh
CAL: HE JUST LEFT, DIDN'T HE?
FGK: NeveR.
CAL: KF I MEAN
CDB: Well he's online heheheh
FGK: YeaH.
CRL: s0, h02 4r3 w3 d01ng s3rv3r ch41n 0rder?
FGK: ThE MysterY ThickenS.
CAL: UHH
CRL: h3's pr0bably afk
CAL: HM. GOOD QUESTION
CDB: I will host GK's game! heheheh
CAL: UH
CDB: But then again, I think since I gave out all the beta keys I should be the first one in heheheh
CRL: 1 w4s th1nk1ng of h4v1ng AL b3 my s3rv3r
FGK: I KnoW YoU WilL. NoT ThaT I LikE IT AT AlL.
CAL: OKAY THEN
CRL: 1f th4t's 0k4y
CRL: s0 wh0 sh4ll I b3 s3rv3r1ng f0r? >)
CDB: An unumerable amount my friend heheheh
CPC ceased responding to memo.
CPC ceased responding to memo.
CPC: 0h g0ddamn1t p3st3rchum
FGK: WhoS ThiS?
CBM ceased responding to memo.
CPC: th1s 1s RL
CPC ceased responding to memo.
CPC: 1 sec
CAL ceased responding to memo.
CPC ceased responding to memo.
CPC ceased responding to memo.
CPC ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAL: WELL, THAT WAS BIZARRE
FGK: DamN YoU PesterchuM!CPC ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT crazilyAngry [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: th3r3 w3 g0
CDB: The battle coninues on heheheh
CAL: OKAY THEN
FGK: WhO ArE YoU?
CDB: Now who is this CA guy then heheheh
CAL: SO, DB WANTS TO GO IN FIRST
CDB: Well only if no one else does heheheh
CCA: it'5 RL ag41n, 2tup1d
CDB: Because im torn between tormenting GK or going in first heheheh
CAL: PESTERCHUM IS ACTING UP A LOT
CRL ceased responding to memo.
CCA: ju2t m4d3 4n 4lt 4cc0unt f0r wh3n p3xst3rchum 1s dumb
FGK: I WoulD LikE TO GO IN... AS MucH AS I WilL RegreT ThaT.
CAL: I SEE
CAL: WELL, WE HAVE TO DECIDE A MARCHING ORDER
CAL: AS IT WERE
CDB: We can all agree that im the leader of our little band of gamers correct? heheheh
CAL: IF DB GOES IN FIRST
CDB: I am the leader type after all heheheh
CCA ceased responding to memo.
FGK: WhO MadE YoU KinG?
CRL: TH3R3 W3 G0
CAL: THEN RL CAN BE HIS SERVER
CRL: 0K4Y
CDB: Oh just the beta keys I gave away to everyone heheheh
CAL: THEN I CAN BE RL'S SERVER
CRL: th4t 1s d04ble
CAL: THEN...  SOMEONE CAN BE MY SERVER?
CAL: GK OR SOMEONE ELSE
CRL: pr0bably cN
CDB: What about KL PA and CN? heheheh
FGK: WhO ArE PA AnD CN?
CDB: Oh you haven't met them heheheh
CRL: th0se thr33 c4n d3c1de th3ir ord3r 4s th3y pl3as3
CAL: I DON'T THINK I HAVE EITHER
CDB: CN is a paranoid jerk, and PA is okay.heheheh
FGK: HmmmM.
CDB: CN doesn't like me, so you two would get along swimingly heheheh
CRL: s0 l0ng as 0ne is gk's client and another 1s al'2 5serv3r
FGK: I AM SurE.
CAL: PA IS A FRIEND OF MINE
CAL: HE COULD BE MY SERVER
CAL: HE USES TOO MANY BIG WORDS THOUGH
CDB: Well, make sure you bring a dictionary in then heheheh
CRL: l3t'5 b3 sur3 h3 4gr33s t0 th4t
CRL: 1s h3 0nlin3?
CAL: HE CAN USUALLY DUMB IT DOWN FOR ME
CAL: UH, LEMME CHECK
CAL: DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT
FGK: I HavE MeT KF, I CaN BE HiS ClienT.
CRL: my p3st3rchum w0n't l3t m3 4dd h1m
CRL: s0m3th1ng ab0ut '1nvalid un3rname'
CAL: HM. WEIRD
CRL: gk, you'r3 db's cli3nt
CDB: His name has 0's in it replacing the o'sheheheh
FGK: YeaH.
CDB: Oh how fun! heheheh
CRL: s0 y0u can b3 kf'2 5erver 1f h3 4gr33s
CDB: GK can see my amazing combat skills heheheh
CRL: ...n0, db, I'm y0ur s3rv3r
FGK: I MeaN, KF WilL BE MY CilenT.
CRL: kf i2 gr33k's
CDB: Oh thats right heheheh
CDB: My mistake heheheh
CDB: Either way, !!!!FUN!!!!!  heheheh
CAL: HOLD ON, LEMME WRITE THIS DOWN
FGK: UgU.
CAL: WHO'D MY SERVER AGAIN?
CRL: 4ll th3 3xcl4m4t10n p01nt2
CDB: It adds emphasis my friend heheheh
CRL: pa, 1 think
CRL: th4t w4s 4t AL
CAL: WHO IS SERVED BY?
CDB: CN probally won't talk when im around by the way heheheh
CRL: CN pr35umably
-- CURRENT dashingBard [CDB]  is the leader hehehehe --
CAL: OKAY THEN
CRL: wh0 1s 5erved by KF?
FGK: ThiS IS AwfuL.
CRL: wh0 1s 5served by gr33k
-- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  is the master peon --
CDB: You know you want me as the leader, I inspire my troops heheheh
CAL: WHO SERVES CN
CDB: I don't know heheheh
CDB: Who's left? heheheh
CRL: KF 1 th1nk
CDB: KF it is then heheheh
CDB: Those two no doubt both dislike me, so they should get along fine heheheh
CAL: I THOUGHT THERE WERE EIGHT OF US ALTOGEETHER
CDB: Something like that maybe heheheh
CRL: hm
CRL: 1 h4v3 s0me SS guy 4dd3d
CRL: 8ut h3 ha5n't 5o0wn hi2 f4c3
CAL: SS?
CRL: sleepingShoals
CRL: I th1nk Guard m4y h4v3 4dd3d h1m
FGK: SO, LetS GeT ThiS StraighT. I am Client TO DB, AnD KF IS MY ClienT.
CDB: Well guys they surrounded me, oh wrong memo heheheheheheheh
CAL: NO
CDB: ((Disregard that))heheheh
CAL: OH WAIT
CAL: HANG ON
CDB: ((Misuse of the time setting))heheheh
CAL: HUH
CRL: w3 sh0uld pr0bably h4v3 an eighth
CAL: OKAY, I THINK I HAVE IT STRAIGHT NOW
CRL: s0 m4k3 a sp0t b3tw33n kf and cn 1n the ch4in
CAL: DB<RL<AL<PA<CN<KF<SS<GK<DB
FGK: DB AlreadY SaiD SomethinG AbouT SomE SS DudE.
FGK: OK.
CRL: th4t l00k5 g00d
CAL: THE '<' DENOTES THE CLIENT TO SERVER CONNECTION
FGK: WhO IS SS?
CRL: 8ut w3 n33d t0 g3t every0n3's 4ppr0val
CRL: s0m3 dud3 1n my l1st
CRL: f1gur3 w3 c4n us3 h1m 4s a pl4ceh0lder f0r the 8th guy
CRL: 0r h3 c0uld b3 the 8th 1f h3'd l0g 0n :|
CAL: ANYWAY
CAL: GLAD THAT'S SETTLED
FGK: NO, AS IN, WhO IS SS AS A PersoN?
CRL: unt1l CN 0r s0me0ne h4s 4n 1ssu3 w1th 1t
CAL: UH
CAL: I DON'T THINK I KNOW THE GUY
CRL: 1 h4v3 n0 clu3
CRL: l1k3 I s4id, I think Guard 4dd3d h1m
CRL: t0 my l1st
CAL: HM
CRL: wh3n h3 t00k 0v3r my c0mput3r
CAL: WELL, IF HE WANTS TO PLAY, HE CAN PLAY
FGK: I AlsO RealizE I AM StilL ThirtY Minutes AheaD OF YoU PeoplE.
CRL: th4t'2 0dd
CAL: TIMEZONE?
FGK: EST.
CRL: n0, s1gn1ng 1nto th3 m3m0 fr0m th3 FUTUR3
CAL: WHAT
CRL: s33 th3 'f' 1n fr0nt 0f h1s n4m3?
FUTURE dashingBard [FDB4] 14:13 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FDB4: Heheheheheheh
CAL: THAT MAKES NO SENSE
CRL: th4t m3ans 'futur3
FDB4: I remember this conversation heheheh
FUTURE apprenticeLumberjack [FAL] 413 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAL: OH DEAR
FAL: GUYS
FAL: YOU CAN'T PLAY
FAL: REALLY
FUTURE greekKiller [FGK2] 50:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGK2: OH GOD.
FAL: JUST LEAVE THE BETA ALONE
FGK2: YES!
FAL: GET OUT OF IT NOW
FAL: OH DAMN
FGK2: LISTEN TO FUTURE AL.
CRL: DB, ST0P D1CK1NG 4ROUND 4ND G4t B4CK T0 Y0UR H0US3
FAL: I REMEMBER THIS
FUTURE dashingBard [FDB5] 420 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FDB5: Oh shut of you two, let them have their fun heheheheheheh
FAL: I THINK I JUST MADE A STABLE TIME LOOP
FGK2: MY FUCKING FEELING WAS RIGHT.
FAL: SHITSHITSHITSHIT
FAL: DAMMIT
FGK2: AND... OH SHIT.
FGK2: NEED TO LEAVE!
CAL: THE HELL WAS THAT
CAL: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
CRL: Oh, right, I think I was supposed to post this here.
FGK2: ...
CGK: ...
FDB5: I agree with my devishly handsome future self, let them have their fun heheheh
CAL: I AM SO CONFUSED
CRL: EVERYTHING IS GIOPNG TO SHIT BECUASE OF GODDAMN GK AND DB FEUING GODDAMN IT ALL TO THE GREAT SUN.
CAL: HOW'D THESE TROLLS GET IN HERE?
CDB: That was odd heheheh
CRL: der hell 1s g01ng 0n
CGK: HE SaiD MY FeelinG WaS RighT.
CRL: 1 sw34r
CAL: JUST IGNORE THEM
CGK: ...
CRL: 1 g0 t0 get 0n3 l1ttl3 dr1nk
CDB: And the two devishly handsome me's said to not worry heheheh
CAL: THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO US
CAL: UNLESS THEY POST PICTURES OF DONGS
CGK: NoW I AM EveN MorE ParanoiD.
CRL: 4nd sudd3nly my m3m0 expl0de2 with 0ur futur3 s3lv3s
CAL: THEN WE GET AN EYEFUL OF DONG
CAL: ERR
CRL: 0r s0m3 2h1t
CAL: LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
FUTURE dashingBard [FDB6] 5:25 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FDB6: I really suggest you stay on the current topic heheheh
CDB: Clever trolls heheheh
CRL: h02 d1d y0u 3v3n g3t 1n h3r3
CAL: I BET THIS IS WHY PESTERCHUM IS ACTING UP
CGK: WelL, I JusT LearneD ThaT AlexandeR ThE GreaT WaS Bi-SexuaL.
CAL: SOMEONE HACKED THE CODE
CRL: th1s 1s 5upp053d t0 b3 4 h1dd3n m3m0
CDB: Are you crushed now GK? heheheh
CAL: AM NOT
CAL: OH WAIT, THE GREAT? NM
CAL: SHIT
CGK: I AM GoinG TO KilL YoU DB.
CRL: h3h3h3h3h3h3
CGK: SlowlY.
CDB: You now have to be bi-sexual, or your not greek heheheh
CAL: I DON'T THINK THAT'S QUITE RIGHT
CDB: You know the Greek and Roman society's were quite fine with homosexuals? heheheh
CRL: OH, I REMEMBER THIS MEMO
CGK: AnD PainfullY.
CRL: GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
CRL: WAIT. SHIT. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO COMMENT
CDB: Sure thing current RL heheheh
CAL: IGNOOOOOORE THE TROLL
CRL: HEY YOU. TIME GUY. FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT FOR ME.
FUTURE apprenticeLumberjack [FAL2] 16:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAL2: IT'S NOT HARD
FUTURE greekKiller [FGK3] 33:33 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGK3: YeaH.
CRL: g0dd4mn tr0ll2 3v3rywh3r3
FAL2: JUST USE THE GO BUTTON TO MOVE FROM TIMEZONE TO TIMEZONE
CDB: TRololoololooooolo heheheh
FGK3: ALSO DON'T PLAY FUCKING SUBURB.
CAL: GET OUT
CAL: WE'RE GONNA PLAY
CAL: AND IT'S GONNA BE SO COOL
FUTURE dashingBard [FDB7] 33:33 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FDB7: Forget about the bi-sexual, PLAY SBURB! heheheh
CGK: AgaiN WitH ThE TrollS.
CAL: SOOOOOOO COOOOOOOL
CRL: th1s 1s 5tup1d
CAL: SERIOUSLY, IT IS
PAST ragingLunatic [PRL] 87:00 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PRL: DAMNIT PESTERCHUM
PRL: TIME GUY, IT'S BEING STUPID AGAIN
CDB: This is getting quite silly heheheh
FUTURE apprenticeLumberjack [FAL3] 50:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAL3: JUST STOP MESSAGING THE PAST ALREADY
CGK: I ThinK WE ShoulD EnD ThE MemO. ToO ManY FuturE TrollS.
CRL: y0ur3 t3ll1ng m3
FAL3: WE KNOW IT WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING
CDB: Good idea GK heheheh
CDB: Bye bye you four! heheheh
FAL3: SERIOUSLY, WASTE OF TIME
FDB8 ceased responding to memo.
FDB7 ceased responding to memo.
FDB6 ceased responding to memo.
FDB5 ceased responding to memo.
FDB4 ceased responding to memo.
FDB3 ceased responding to memo.
FDB2 ceased responding to memo.
FDB1 ceased responding to memo.
CDB ceased responding to memo.
CGK ceased responding to memo.
FGK3 ceased responding to memo.
FGK2 ceased responding to memo.
FGK1 ceased responding to memo.
FAL3: OH WAIT
FAL3: AL
FAL3: GOTTA TELL YOU
FAL3: WHEN YOU FIND OUT RL'S SECRET
FAL3: DON'T BE TOO SHOCKED
FAL3: BYE
PRL: GET THE HELL OUT AL
FAL3: ...
CAL: UH, OKAY
PRL: OUT NOW.
CRL: der h3ck
CAL: IS IT SAFE?
CAL: GUESS NOT
PRL: IT'S NEVER SAFE
PRL: AHAHAHAHAHA
PRL ceased responding to memo.
CAL ceased responding to memo.
FAL3 ceased responding to memo.
FAL2 ceased responding to memo.
FAL1 ceased responding to memo.

((I pieced this together from the various logs due to disconnects, hope it fits ))

Pesterlog:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[08:42] -- dashingBard [DB] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 20:42 --
[08:42] DB: That was odd heheheh
[08:42] RL: th4t w4s 1ncr3d1bly 5tup1d
[08:43] DB: Indeed heheheh
[08:43] DB: Probally some trolls trying to snatch beta keys from people heheheh
[08:43] RL: y3ah
[08:44] RL: y0u th1nk pr1v4t3 b0rd5 w0uld h4v3 b3tt3r 53cur1ty
[08:44] DB: Tisk tisk pesterchum developers, tisk tisk heheheh
[08:44] RL: th3n 4g41n, 1t's p3st3rchum
[08:44] RL: 1t's cruddy 1n 3v3ry w4y 1mag1n4bl3
[08:44] DB: Yet we still use it heheheh
[08:45] DB: Ironic, no?heheheh
[08:45] RL: 0nly th1ng 0ut th3r3 b3s1d3s aol
[08:45] RL: 4nd a0l 1s s0m3h0w 3v3n 5h1tt13r
[08:45] DB: Hehehheh AOL heheheheh
[08:45] RL: 3x4ctly
[08:46] DB: So what weapon are you bringing? I read somewhere you had to bring a weapon or something to the game heheheh
[08:46] RL: d0n't g0t much ch01c3
[08:46] RL: 09nly sp3cibi 4round h3r3 1s h4lb3rd
[08:46] DB: Oh thats right heheheh
[08:47] RL: 1'd g3t my f00t ch0pp3d 0ff 0th3rw153
[08:47] DB: Im debating on if I should use my Crossbowkind or Rapierkind hm...heheheh
[08:47] RL: g0 w1th cr0ssb0w
[08:47] RL: w34p0ns 4t 4 r4ng3 4r3 b3tt3r
[08:47] DB: I suppose, since all of you buffoons seem content on hitting things with a stick heheheh
[08:48] RL: 0i
[08:48] RL: n0 ch01c3, r3m3b3r
[08:48] RL: alth0gh...
[08:48] DB: well you could alwayst have throwing halberdkindheheheh
[08:48] RL: 1f th3 g4m3 g1v3s multipl3s, I m1ght g3t s0me r4ng3 k1ned
[08:48] RL: ugh
[08:49] RL: h4lb3rds 4r3 t00 h34vy t0 thr0w w3ll
[08:49] DB: Im sure you could manage it somehow heheheh
[08:49] RL: b3li3v3 m3, I'v3 tri3d.
[08:49] RL: 1t d03s n0t w0rk.
[08:50] DB: Oh well heheheh
[08:50] RL: 0h w3ll 1nd33d :\
[08:51] DB: Well I suppose I should go now, farewell heheheh
[08:51] -- dashingBard [DB] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 20:51 --

[Blade Master Model 42]

The lesson here is that such shenanigans are even funnier in retrospect.

[Criptfeind]

I love the weapon making rules. Real DnD should have as good ones.

[TherosPherae]

The lesson here is that such shenanigans are even funnier in retrospect.

Yes, especially future-RL's stuff showing up as current or past because her Pesterchum sucks.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I love the weapon making rules. Real DnD should have as good ones.

As a guy who plays in a 4th ed group, I agree whole-heartedly.

Edit: Bd, could you choose a card for the sylladex? We have two level one cards not chosen yet (fruit gushers{health restoration} and beagle puss aegis{possible damage reduction}), or any of the cards already selected may be chosen again. Once you do, we can start.

I decided that we have eight cards already, I don't have to exercise GM prerogative to stick in a ninth.

[Criptfeind]

If one of us draws a card, can the others not get it?

[Blade Master Model 42]

If one of us draws a card, can the others not get it?

That is an excellent question, actually.

The pdf is frustratingly vague on that point, in that it doesn't even come up. Maybe I should shoot the question to the guy spearheading the project. Maybe later.

In any case, the most sensible thing (to me) would be to have each card available to everyone. For now, I will use a d8 to assign numbers to each card, and then roll it whenever someone needs to draw, after having flushed their hand. Even if a card is already in use, it can be drawn. Having extra copies of a card just makes it more likely to draw.

[SirAaronIII]

Finally went and wrote up my intro. It's kind of conksuck, but it'll do.

Spoiler: Intro (click to show/hide)

This girl's name is Claire Chang. She is thirteen years old, and enjoys reading MYSTERY NOVELS and PARKOUR. She is not very good at either of those things, but she does have a rather SHARP EYE for INTERESTING OBJECTS. She is also of ORIENTAL DESCENT and she's proud of that.

Her Pesterchum handle is sleepingShoals, and she speaks normally, but tends to split up messages into multiple lines.

[Criptfeind]

Soooo... Just chose a card for Bdthemag?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Soooo... Just chose a card for Bdthemag?

He'll choose his card soon enough, I'm sure.

[Criptfeind]

He went to bed. It is 1 am where he is.

Only the other hand if we just go it's not like we can go too far until he gets back anyway.