gh00stly imp wail!
[5,4]+7=16
Sorry
Sorry about what?
Hitting the imp in the skull? I don't believe you. You did 12 damage though, and destroyed the little jerk. Awesome.
Imp 2 attacks Babe-sprite, causing 8 damage.
Babesprite retaliates, using Strike the Weakness, and causing a fair 10 points of damage, and lowering the imps defenses.
PA can still use his move action from this turn, as he had not done so.
>Everybody: Level up!Riccto needs to finish his strife first, but otherwise, have at it!
Also
[10:01]
-- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 22:01 --[10:01]
AL: YOU THERE?[10:03]
RL: yep[10:03]
AL: OH GOOD[10:03]
RL: killed a few more impsss[10:03]
AL: SORRY I CAN'T GET YOU THE PIZZA CODES[10:03]
RL: think you can deploy that cd thing now?[10:03]
AL: I CAN'T GET PAST THE SEA OF FIRE JERKS.[10:03]
AL: YEAH, SURE CAN[10:03]
AL: JUST... OK[10:03]
AL: TAKE IT[10:03]
RL: you have a literal sssea of fire impsss?[10:03]
AL: WELL[10:03]
RL: ah, thanksss[10:03]
AL: MAYBE NOT A SEA[10:03]
AL: BUT THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY[10:03]
RL: let'sss throw thisss in the ol' computer and sssee what it doesss[10:03]
AL: WAY, WAY TOO MANY[10:04]
RL: I jussst beat up 3 that were wrecking my kitchen[10:04]
AL: LUCKY[10:04]
AL: I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND THERE WERE LIKE 5[10:04]
AL: AT THE FOOT OF THE DAMN STAIRS[10:04]
RL: hmmm[10:04]
AL: MORE KEPT SHOWING UP[10:04]
RL: disssk sssaysss sssomething about 'grissstTorrent'[10:04]
AL: GRISTTORRENT?[10:04]
AL: INSTALL IT, SEE WHAT IT DOES[10:04]
RL: yeah[10:05]
RL: okay[10:05]
RL: thisss had better not be virusss ssshit[10:05]
RL: ....and, inssstall done[10:05]
AL: I DON'T THINK IT WOULD DO THAT[10:05]
RL: that wasss fassst for sssburb sssoftware :\[10:05]
AL: EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN HELPFUL[10:05]
AL: IN A SENSE[10:05]
RL: except, y'know, the impsss, the meteorsss....[10:05]
RL: anywaysss[10:06]
RL: let'sss open up grissstTorrent and sssee what it doesss[10:06]
AL: YEAH[10:06]
RL: hmm[10:06]
RL: it would appear[10:06]
AL: SHOOT ME THE FILE SO I CAN INSTALL IT[10:06]
RL: that I can leech grissst from db, you, and any of the ressst in our chain[10:06]
RL: or sssend you grissst[10:06]
AL: OOH[10:06]
AL: NICE[10:06]
RL: here, I'll sssend you a copy[10:06]
AL: K[10:07]
-- ragingLunatic [RL] sent filename gristTorrent.exe --[10:07]
AL: OKAY, INSTALLING NOW[10:07]
AL: HUH, THAT WAS FAST[10:07]
AL: HM.[10:07]
AL: OW WOW, EVERYONE HAS MORE GRIST THAN ME[10:07]
AL: EXCEPT GK[10:07]
RL: ssso, anything happening besssidesss impsss?[10:07]
RL: wait, really?[10:08]
RL: I could've sssworn I usssed up all of dB'sss[10:08]
RL: he mussst've killed sssome impsss while I wasssn't looking :|[10:08]
AL: I GUESS[10:08]
AL: AT LEAST THE IMPS ARE STAYING DOWNSTAIRS AT MY HOUSE[10:09]
RL: yeah[10:09]
RL: mine are ssstaying upssstairsss[10:09]
RL: mossstly[10:09]
AL: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF THEY ALL CAME TO MY ROOM...[10:09]
RL: me neither[10:09]
RL: that would sssuck[10:09]
RL: I'd have to get both you and SSSnakesssprite to help out if they did that[10:09]
AL: YEP[10:09]
RL: but, on a different topic[10:09]
AL: OH CRAP[10:10]
RL: now that we have sssome grissst[10:10]
AL: YEAH?[10:10]
RL: oh crap what[10:10]
AL: I JUST THOUGHT[10:10]
RL: what wasss the oh crap about[10:10]
AL: WHAT HAPPENS[10:10]
AL: IF THEY STORM ALL OF OUR ROOMS[10:10]
AL: AT ONCE[10:10]
RL: then we are all royally ssscrewed[10:10]
AL: WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HELP EACH OTHER OUT[10:11]
RL: we'd have to chokepoint them or sssomething[10:11]
RL: ANYWAYSSS.[10:11]
AL: YES?[10:11]
RL: Remember how I mentioned trying to double-punch cardsss to sssee what would happen?[10:11]
RL: I figure now that we have more grissst, I could try that[10:11]
AL: OKAYT[10:11]
AL: OKAY[10:12]
RL: but what thingsss ssshould I double-punch?[10:12]
AL: UH, I DUNNO[10:12]
AL: WHAT WOULD MAKE YOUR HALBERD DEADLIER?[10:12]
RL: I dunno[10:12]
RL: let'sss try....[10:12]
AL: ?[10:12]
RL: Halberd and Can of Baked Beansss.[10:13]
AL: WHAT?[10:13]
RL: Jussst for kicksss.[10:13]
AL: NO, THAT SOUNDS DUMB[10:13]
RL: Too late, already punched the card 
[10:13]
AL: DAMMIT[10:13]
AL: FINE, MAKE IT[10:13]
RL: Alright, let'sss get the totem and ssshit, and...[10:13]
RL: ....wow.[10:13]
RL: 'Halberd Brand Baken Beansss'.[10:13]
AL: ...[10:13]
RL: thisss isss the mossst ussselessssss ssshit I have ssseen in my entire life.[10:14]
AL: LET'S TRY AGAIN[10:14]
RL: let'sss open the can, and...[10:14]
RL: holy ballsss thossse look nasssty[10:14]
RL: when'sss the expiration date on thisss thi-....[10:14]
RL: 1582? Really?[10:14]
RL: They had cansss back then?[10:14]
AL: I THINK THAT PREDATES CANNING[10:14]
AL: SO...[10:15]
RL: ssso I think the alchemy sssyssstem isss jussst being a dick[10:15]
AL: GROSS[10:15]
RL: whatever[10:15]
RL: ssshould I try sssomething elssse?[10:15]
RL: or ssshould we ussse the ressst of the grissst for buildin'?[10:16]
AL: UMM... WE CAN EXPERIMENT A BIT MORE.[10:16]
AL: I SHOULD LOOK AT STUFF TO MAKE TOO.[10:16]
RL: hmm. okay.[10:16]
AL: CAUSE, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO GET TO MY KITCHEN[10:16]
RL: can you get to your alchemizing ssstuff?[10:16]
AL: OH YEAH, MINE ALL FITS IN MY BEDROOM[10:16]
RL: I mean, did your ssserver dump it all in your room?[10:16]
RL: very nice[10:16]
AL: UH-HUH[10:17]
RL: I wisssh there were sssome way to ssstreamline thisss[10:17]
RL: ssso I didn't have to run around like a derp gathering totemsss and bullssshit[10:17]
AL: THAT'D BE NICE[10:17]
RL: plusss I'm not sssure jussst how bottomlessssss that cruxtruder isss :|[10:17]
AL: ...[10:17]
AL: NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT WASTING CRUX.[10:18]
RL: isss there anything more you can deploy?[10:18]
RL: well, from what I can tell, there'sss enough crux to lassst usss for a while for alchemy purposssesss[10:18]
AL: WELL, THERE IS ONE THING[10:18]
RL: but in the lategame, or if we need it for sssomething elssse, we'd be in trouble[10:18]
AL: BUT IT'S HELLA EXPENSIVE[10:18]
RL: oh really?[10:18]
RL: what'sss it called?[10:18]
AL: IT'S CALLED A JUMPERBLOCK EXTENSION, I THINK[10:18]
AL: IT'S HUGE[10:19]
AL: AND COSTS A SHITTON.[10:19]
RL: do we have a ssshitton to ssspend on it?[10:19]
AL: NO, NOT REALLY[10:19]
RL: hmm[10:19]
AL: WE HAVE A LITTLE LESS THEN TWO HUNDRED[10:19]
RL: well it wouldn't be in the lissst if it weren't ussseful[10:19]
AL: WE NEED MORE ZEROES[10:20]
RL: maybe I could jsssut torrent sssome from DB[10:20]
AL: WELL, WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM WITH NONE[10:20]
RL: or GK[10:20]
AL: HE NEEDS GRIST ALSO[10:20]
AL: GK HAS NOT MUCH[10:20]
RL: we can jussst torrent a bit from everyone until we can get it[10:20]
RL: what about PA, SSSSSS, GK, and CN?[10:21]
RL: ssspeaking of which, have you heard from thossse latter three at all lately?[10:21]
AL: PA, YES, BUT GK, NOT REALLY[10:21]
AL: HAVEN'T TALKED TO SS SINCE BEFORE I WENT IN[10:21]
RL: getting kind of worried they may have been meteor'd[10:21]
AL: NUH-UH[10:22]
AL: WE'D KNOW[10:22]
AL: BY NOW[10:22]
RL: ?[10:22]
RL: doesss pesssterchum come with a 'thisss perssson wasss hit with meteor' function?[10:22]
AL: WELL, NO...[10:22]
RL: ssso how would we know?[10:22]
AL: I JUST DON'T WANT TO THINK WE SCREWED UP...[10:23]
RL: eh, optimisssm[10:23]
RL: ssso I've got grissst torrenting from DB and PA[10:23]
RL: how much do you think we'll need for the extendothingy?[10:24]
AL: I THINK IT WAS LIKE A THOUSAND. OR SOMETHING.[10:24]
AL: YEAH, A THOUSAND[10:24]
RL: dayum[10:24]
AL: I DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH[10:24]
AL: AND IF WE DO[10:24]
AL: WE CUT IT CLOSE[10:24]
RL: nutsss. :|[10:25]
RL: yeah, I don't think it'd be worth ssspending all the grissst on even if it made sssomething epic[10:25]
AL: PROBABLY NOT[10:25]
RL: becuassse then we'd have no grissst for making ssshit with[10:25]
AL: RIGHT[10:25]
RL: ssso, forget that[10:25]
RL: I'll sssend back the grissst I took from PA and DB[10:25]
AL: GOOD IDEA[10:26]
AL: SEND EVERYONE THE PROGRAM TOO, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.[10:26]
-- ragingLunatic [RL] began pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 22:26 --[10:26]
RL: pesssterchum issssssuesss?[10:26]
AL: THAT WAY, WE CAN ALL LEECH GRIST[10:26]
AL: YEAH, PRETTY MUCH[10:26]
RL: they would need to sssign on pesssterchum[10:27]
AL: OOH, YEAH[10:27]
RL: sssince I don't know their emailsss[10:27]
AL: HM[10:27]
AL: WELL, WHEN THEY DO, WE CAN[10:27]
RL: okay[10:27]
RL: you sssend it if you sssee sssomeone, I'll sssend it if I sssee sssomeone on[10:27]
AL: OKAY[10:27]
RL: ssso[10:27]
AL: OOH, GK IS ON[10:27]
RL: are you gonna ussse the ressst of the grissst for buildin'[10:27]
RL: or ssshould I make sssome more ssshit?[10:28]
AL: PROBABLY[10:28]
AL: MAKE STUFF[10:28]
RL: hrm... okay[10:28]
RL: how much grissst do I have to ssspend?[10:28]
AL: SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING THAT'LL MESS UP THOSE IMPS BETTER[10:28]
AL: A LITTLE LESS THAN TWO HUNDRED[10:28]
AL: BUILD[10:28]
AL: AND ASSORTED AMOUNTS OF SHALE AND OIL AND STUFF[10:28]
RL: plusss a ton of the obssscure kindsss, right?[10:28]
RL: hmm okay[10:32]
RL: ssso guessssss I'll go make sssome ssshit[10:32]
RL: I'll give you a ssstatusss update about what I make later[10:32]
AL: OKAY.[10:32]
RL: sssee ya, AL[10:32]
AL: BYE[10:33]
-- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 22:33 --EDIT: Grabbing the Sprite Amulet Common Sylladex card, and AL is alchemizing a pizza item.
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