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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Johnfalcon99977]

>ObviouslyNotRLMikheal: Jump back and strike on the now open for attack Strap.

[Riccto]

I'm assuming this impromptu game happened before my Pesterlog with Darvi where I got my sprite and my cruxite? Scuttle Down stairs!Shake fist at annoying blinky thing and use punchcard to get my totem and then my entry item

[Blade Master Model 42]

>ObviouslyNotRLMikheal: Jump back and strike on the now open for attack Strap.

I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't post RL, I posted GK. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

Also, you ought to make an attack roll.

PA: Mess with entry item before prototyping Sprite

Alright. You end up making a flying baseball. It is now circling you slowly, as if waiting for something.

[TherosPherae]

RL: Stare at the stuff AL dropped in your house until you figure out how it works.

So... Would I roll for this, or what?

Also, pesterlog.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[06:06] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 18:06 --
[06:06] -- ragingLunatic [RL] is now an idle chum! --
[06:06] AL: HEY
[06:26] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 18:26 --
[06:26] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
[06:50] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 18:50 --
[06:51] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --
[08:20] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
[08:26] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --
[08:31] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
[08:55] RL: hey
[08:55] RL: sssorry, wasss jussst taling with SSSnakesssprite
[08:55] AL: HEY
[08:55] AL: OKAY
[08:55] RL: holy crap he'sss rubbing off on me D<
[08:55] RL: oh well, I'll live with it
[08:55] AL: HEHE
[08:55] AL: I HAVE THE BEST SPRITE EVER
[08:55] RL: oh really?
[08:56] RL: dare I asssk what?
[08:56] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 20:56 --
[08:56] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
[08:56] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 20:56 --
[08:56] AL: HE IS SO COOL
[08:57] AL: I PROTOTYPED A POSTER FROM MY BRO'S ROOM
[08:57] RL: really?
[08:57] RL: sssend me a ssscreenssshot?
[08:57] AL: UH, OKAY
[08:57] AL: LEMME JUST TAKE A PIC
[08:57] -- apprenticeLumberjack [AL]  sent RL image file 'Sprite.jpg' --
[08:58] RL: oh wow
[08:58] AL: PLUS, HE DOESN'T EVEN LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE
[08:58] RL: ....you don't know who that isss?
[08:58] AL: UH, SHOULD I
[08:58] AL: OH HELL
[08:58] RL: It'sss Kamina
[08:58] AL: APPARENTLY THE MIGHTY KAMINA
[08:58] RL: one of the mossst acknowledged badassssssesss on the internet
[08:58] AL: WHOSE NAME IS KNOWN FAR AND WIDE
[08:58] AL: HELL YES
[08:59] RL: jussst be glad you didn't throw that in firssst
[08:59] AL: UH, OKAY
[08:59] AL: WHY?
[08:59] RL: elssse I think you
[08:59] RL: would have to fight Kamina impsss
[08:59] AL: OH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN
[08:59] RL: goddamn enter key isss too clossse to apossstrophe
[08:59] AL: THAT WOULD BE AWFUL
[09:00] AL: ANYWAY
[09:00] RL: yesss it would
[09:00] RL: ssso SSSnakesssprite sssaid to talk to you
[09:01] RL: wonder what he meant by that
[09:01] AL: SO, I GOT CONFIRMATION THAT I TOTALLY AM SUPPOSED TO BUILD UP YOUR HOUSE
[09:01] RL: yep
[09:01] RL: ssstraight up to the ssspirogrph gate
[09:01] AL: RIGHT!
[09:01] AL: SO... I GUESS I'M GONNA GET STARTED ON THAT
[09:01] RL: yup
[09:02] RL: and I'll keep working on DB'sss once he getsss me sssome more grissst to work with
[09:02] AL: ALRIGHT
[09:02] AL: SOON, I'LL PROBABLY NEED MORE GRIST FROM YOU TOO
[09:02] RL: okay
[09:02] AL: WHEN I DO, MAKE SURE NOT TO TAKE ON TOO MANY AT ONCE, OKAY?
[09:02] RL: guessssss I ssshould beat up sssome more of thossse impsss then, huh
[09:02] AL: YOU DON'T NEED TO JUST NOW
[09:03] AL: BUT, YOU KNOW
[09:03] RL: eh, I'll make sssure they don't gang up on me
[09:03] AL: GOOD
[09:03] RL: I'll probably take sssome out once I figure out how all that gear you dropped in my houssse worksss
[09:03] AL: HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE PUNCH DESIGINIX YET?
[09:04] RL: yeah, not sssure what it doesss
[09:04] RL: might jussst try hitting random buttonsss and sssee what that doesss
[09:04] AL: THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A SPECTACULAR IDEA
[09:04] AL: CONSIDERING OTHER STUFF ABOUT THE GAME
[09:05] RL: okay fine
[09:05] RL: how do you propossse I figure out how that crap worksss?
[09:05] AL: JUST EXAMINE THE THING, FOR A BIT?
[09:05] AL: MAYBE IT HAS A USER MANUAL?
[09:06] RL: yesss, jussst like the ussser manual for' what to do when your houssse getsss randomly thrown into sssome random polanet in outer ssspace'
[09:06] AL: UH, RIGHT
[09:07] AL: I GUESS MASHING BUTTONS RANDOMLY PROBABLY ISN'T THAT BAD OF AN IDEA AFTER ALL
[09:07] RL: eh, I'll go ssstare at it and sssee if I can't think up a ussse
[09:07] RL: THEN I'll ssstart pussshing random buttonsss
[09:07] AL: ALRIGHT THEN
[09:08] RL: whelp time to go ssstare at the machine for a bit
[09:08] RL: sssee ya
[09:08] AL: OKAY
[09:08] AL: BYE
[09:09] -- ragingLunatic [RL] ceased pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 21:09 --

[Blade Master Model 42]

I don't think that will be necessary. Just roleplay it.

AL: Add a shitty as hell third floor to RL's house.

Spoiler: Quite terrible. (click to show/hide)

In case it was not completely obvious, the impassable squares are pillars. Meant to hold things up.

AL: Fail to notice the imps that have infiltrated your home.

You fail to fail to notice the imps in you're room. They're kind of hard to miss, you know, considering they ARE ON FUCKING FIRE.

Strife time!

Okay, DM note here. Whenever a Sprite is present for a battle, players can make suggestions for what it does. Suggestions should be along the lines of 'Move three squares North and aggrieve Ogre' rather than 'Leave a surprise for your player in his/her bed'.

Just so we're clear. The idea here is to keep things moving quickly, so if no one directs the sprite, I will. Also, this would be a good way for some of the players who haven't gotten to do much yet a chance to... do stuff.

Battle Map:

Spoiler: Kamina sprite is not present for round one (click to show/hide)

[Johnfalcon99977]

Also, you ought to make an attack roll.

HERP DERP. My combat roll is 26. Sorry about that.

[SirAaronIII]

37? How is that even possible with 2d10 without insane modifiers which we wouldn't have since we're only level 1? Your attack modifier is 7 (4 from PLC, 2 from precision, 1 from level), if you're using a standard aggrievement.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I was told my combat modifier was 16 at one point. Not sure where that came from.

[Riccto]

Goddamit this Sprite is annoying. Make a Paper Airplane out of one of the Files stamped CLOSED DO NOT REOPEN in red ink and chucks it at the Sprite

[Darvi]

I think that was your roll plus modifiers.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Goddamit this Sprite is annoying. Make a Paper Airplane out of one of the Files stamped CLOSED DO NOT REOPEN in red ink and chucks it at the Sprite

Sweet merciful God. I'm going to have to find something suitably horrible for that, obviously. You said your Guardian researched the paranormal?

GK: Strike the weak point for massive damage

You make a strike at the exposed strap on the crux-spartan's shield, snapping it. The shield falls to the ground with a thump, and falls with the inside of the shield now facing up.

The Spartan jabs his spear at you, striking for 4 damage.

[Riccto]

Yup. Have fun with that. 

[TherosPherae]

RL: Get fed up with staring at the equipment and proceed to mash random buttons.

[Bdthemag]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

PF: Young master Charleson, we have much to discuss *ribbit*
DB: Nows not really a good time talking frog thing heheheh.
PF: No I insist we must talk now, I understand that you have many incrediblly important things to do right now *ribbit*
DB: Was that...sarcasm? Heheheh
PF: Yes it was, now listen to me child *ribbit*
DB: Ugh, fine whatever heheheh.
PF: You may have already figured out that you are on a different world, this world is called the Land of Happiness and Sunshine *ribbit*
DB: Can't I re-roll or something and get a different world? Heheheheh
PF: No, now let me finish. There are two great powers in the world of Skaia, Derse and Prospit. Derse is the chaotic faction, and you must stop it *ribbit*
DB: So I can't be with the chaotic faction? Thats lame heheheheh.
PF: No you cannot, if you haven't realized this yet your suppose to be a good guy *ribbit*
DB: Laaaaame heheheheh
PF: You must have your client player build your house upwards, towards the gate *ribbit* Once there I will tell you more...*ribbit*
DB: Yeah sure whatever, let me see what this pony is telling me now *ribbit*

Ponylog

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

TS: Hey there! My name is Twinkle Star! And this is my friend, Midnight Stroll! Its nice to meet you. Would you like to be friends?
DB: No, go away heheheheheh.

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Get fed up with staring at the equipment and proceed to mash random buttons.

You start to get impatient, and mash some keys randomly. A string of eight letters appear on the display, and a little light above a slot blinks on. Alright then.

DB: PONIES!

Spoiler: Ponylog (click to show/hide)

TS: Hey there! My name is Twinkle Star! And this is my friend, Midnight Stroll! Its nice to meet you. Would you like to be friends?
DB: No, go away heheheheheh.
TS: Oh? Why not? Are you busy with something? Maybe we can help?
MS: I don't think this thing likes us Star. Let's just go...

AL: Strife!

You rush the nearest imp, and unload with your mightiest technique, Dodge Thiis! You slam your axe into the flaming imp for a massive 26 damage, knocking it back a space and very nearly killing it outright.

The imp responds by leaping back at you, hitting for 5 damage. It would have been more, but you really hurt it with your initial attack.

The second imp moves a space toward, but Kamina-sprite bursts up through the floor, blocking the imp.


Dark red is AL, blacks are imps, Orange is Kamina-Sprite.

PA: Have your sprite go missing.

Hey, where did it go? You just threw a paper-airplane at it, and now it's gone. Weird.

That baseball is still wizzing around your head. It's starting to get annoying.