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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

> JUST WALK. WALK AND WALK AND WALK.

Which way are you walking? Up the stairs? Or out onto the lawn? One of the rooms?

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Fuck this shit then, yo. Your out. Fly away till you find something else of interest.

[Riccto]

>Explore the house.

[Blade Master Model 42]

You leave the

>Mikhael: Fuck this shit then, yo. Your out. Fly away till you find something else of interest.

You leave the temple, and take a look around outside. It seems there is another return node here.

>Explore the house.

A few minutes of exploration on the lower levels tell you this is a girls house through and through. In fact, there do not seem to be any hints of male life here. Anyway, there are a lot of lycanthrope centered novels lying around, as well as some video game systems and rapiers. There are also a few texts on Natural Laws, but they are fairly significantly outnumbered by the fantasy literature.

Is there a specific room you would like to explore?

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: This better be a gate this time around. Head through the Spirograph.

[Riccto]

>LYCANTHR00PES? Further investigati00n is needed

[freeformschooler]

>Jacob/Edward slash fiction: be in Mimi's book pile

>Mimi: Keep heading towards the camp

It took me 4 minutes to type this. I'm quitting biking forever.

[SirAaronIII]

> Claire: Use thief-y speed to catch up to fellows.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mikhael: This better be a gate this time around. Head through the Spirograph.

You appear inside Mimi's house again. You kill yourself in frustration.

You move through the portal and appear on a sandy beach, surrounded by frogs. You're by another house, but this one hasn't been built up. How are you supposed to advance now?

>LYCANTHR00PES? Further investigati00n is needed

>Jacob/Edward slash fiction: be in Mimi's book pile

IT BURNS!

Wow, your teenage mind was not ready for that. Okay, you at least learned a bit about vampire/werewolf interactions: They hate-make-out. You are certain of this information and have no reason to doubt it.

>Mimi: Keep heading towards the camp

> Claire: Use thief-y speed to catch up to fellows.

The group begins making their way toward the camp.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: The house not being built up shouldn't be a problem. Can you at least reach the first gate?

[TherosPherae]

Evil TE: Still be hiding in Claire's house.
Oh look, someone to ki- wait, who even is this douchebag? You don't remember this guy at all.

[The Fool]

>The Fool: Bump thread

((So I'm on Steam most the time. Just let me know when you want this memo.))

[Riccto]

>Attempt to discover who's house this is.

[freeformschooler]

Apples is having connection problems and isn't posting much of anywhere when not so can we just auto her for now just this once please come on guys. If not she can just stand there.

>Mimi: Keep heading toward the camp, ignoring the people who aren't

[applesauce machine]

Apples is having connection problems and isn't posting much of anywhere when not so can we just auto her for now just this once please come on guys. If not she can just stand there.

Spoiler: HAHAHAHA NO U (click to show/hide)

[08:05:24] CCT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board B12HOMESTUCKRPG.[08:08:50] CRL: cmon guys
[08:08:53] CRL: Let's go
[08:09:12] CKM: Okay, so, headcount, right? Uh... me, Danielle, Alex sleeping over there, Steve, Claire, Emily, TB, shitheads.
[08:09:13] CKM: I think that's everyone.
[08:09:32] CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:09:32] CCC: I resemble that remark.
[08:09:44] CTE: [*snrk*]
[08:09:51] CCR: I thInK We'rE aLL hERe AnYWaYs.
[08:09:53] CKM: I agree.
[08:09:57] CRL: yeah we're all here let's gooooooo
[08:10:28] CKM: This is going to be a lot of walking. Someone should probably wake Alex up before we go.
[08:10:29] CRL: Dersites aren't gonna kill themselves here
[08:10:36] CRL: I can carry him, C'MON
[08:10:52] CKM: Oh, true. It's probably more important he stay on Prospit right now, anyway.
[08:11:33] CCR: LeT's keeP moViNG. I KnOW we'Re GoiNG to fInD thEm EvEntualLy.
[08:12:07] CKM: So, what's everyone been up to while I was gone?
[08:12:40] -- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  starts walking --
[08:12:45] CCR: nOT a lOt. You'Ve BeEn hElpiNG mE wiTh my PoWers.
[08:12:46] CRL: c'mon we can talk and walk at the same time
[08:12:55] -- CURRENT crazyRonin [CCR]  follows. --
[08:13:04] -- CURRENT sleepingShoals [CSS]  goes also --
[08:13:12] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  follows --
[08:13:21] CKM: Claire, have you been working on saying more than one word per sentence?
[08:13:25] CSS: no
[08:13:25] -- CURRENT kineticMoonlight [CKM]  leads --
[08:13:34] CSS: just because you said that
[08:13:51] CURRENT testingBeta [CTB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:13:51] -- CURRENT testingBeta [CTB]  floats along --
[08:13:59] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  jets ahead LIKE A RAWKIT --
[08:14:07] -- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  sighs and floats along --
[08:14:21] CCR: ... HoW dO yoU flOAt?
[08:14:29] CCC: BREATH POWERS WHOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
[08:14:33] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  flies into the distance --
[08:14:34] CKM: It's a godtier thing. You'll figure it out.
[08:14:42] CCT: Wa!t, someone ment!oned someth!ng l!ke that to me
[08:14:46] CTB: |t's a go- st|nk|ng seers always talk faster than me
[08:14:50] CCT: Why can;t I fly
[08:15:05] CTB: Because you're a newb.
[08:15:07] CTB: /\nd you smell.
[08:15:08] CCT: >:I
[08:15:14] CCT: Fuck off
[08:15:15] CKM: You must first ascend the Noob Tiers.
[08:15:16] CCT: Kthx
[08:15:21] CTB: You f|rst
[08:15:51] CCR: At LeAst it'Ll be An enTerTaininG tRip.
[08:16:06] CTE: [yeah un+il windy bo+ch comes back and runs in+o a +ree or some+hing]
[08:16:22] CTE: [seriously, her aim is +errible]
[08:16:29] CCC: I HEARD THAT
[08:16:47] CKM: Also, I know where Troy is.
[08:16:53] CSS: do tell, please
[08:17:01] CRL: has mimi been creepin'?
[08:17:12] CKM: He's on my Land. He's also the first to get to talk to a Denizen in person. Haven't heard back from him, though.
[08:17:17] CTB: pff he |s not
[08:17:30] CTB: | totally got to talk to Typheus earl|er even those he bas|cally just told me to bugger off
[08:17:30] CKM: Out of the NORMAL PLAYERS, thank you.
[08:17:45] CKM: Oh, true. I wonder if Echidna told him that, too.
[08:17:47] CTB: So |'m not normal then?
[08:17:54] CTB: Gee thanks, M|m|
[08:18:03] CTB: What a boon to the ol' self-conf|dence
[08:18:09] CKM: Sorry, you're outside the exclusive ballers vip gold card platinum club.
[08:18:27] CRL: I thought you had to be male to be a part of the ballers club...?
[08:18:27] CCT: Not l!ke you needed that conf!dence
[08:18:37] CCT: What w!th be!ng all unwarranted
[08:18:42] CTB: True, Em|ly, | do have |t |n spades.
[08:19:00] CTB: now cont|nue p|ss|ng off please kthx
[08:19:14] CKM: I just want you to know that on the EmilyXTB sections of my spreadsheet, the pictures are not pretty.
[08:19:18] CCT: I asked you f!rst
[08:19:25] CRL: what spreadsheet?
[08:19:27] CSS: is a picture of TB ever pretty
[08:19:32] CKM: Uh.
[08:19:35] CRL: Is this something I don't need to know about
[08:19:42] CKM: Yes.
[08:19:48] CRL: Ok, shutting up now
[08:19:52] CKM: Also, I think TB is very attractive. He has spiky green hair like in my animes.
[08:20:04] CTB: /\w thanks, Cla|re, but really | already have a hatebuddy.
[08:20:06] CCT: I th!nk !t's moss
[08:20:08] CTB: Go antagon|ze someone else.
[08:20:13] CCR: ...SprEAdsHEet?...
[08:20:23] CRL: Steve, it is not something we are meant to know
[08:20:27] CRL: Just forget about it
[08:20:33] CCR: AlRiGHt.
[08:20:36] CKM: I would show you, but I think the universe would collapse.
[08:20:46] CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:20:46] CAL: I still wanna see.
[08:20:53] CRL: Oh hey you're awake.
[08:20:56] CKM: Hey!
[08:21:00] CRL: Now I don't have to carry your skinny butt.
[08:21:04] -- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  puts AL down --
[08:21:06] CCR: wElCoMe bacK.
[08:21:37] CTE: [please don'+ +hrow me a+ him again]
[08:21:40] CAL: I REMEMBER SOMETHING BEING THROWN AT MY HEAD. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
[08:21:42] CTE: [+ha+ wasn'+ fun]
[08:21:56] CTB: Well M|m| sa|d you guys needed to get |ntroduced
[08:22:00] CTB: | just had no |dea your skull was so th|n.
[08:22:19] CAL: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU INTRODUCE PEOPLE. I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE.
[08:22:39] CTB: Yeah, my bad.
[08:23:00] CCC: wheeeeEEEEEEEEE
[08:23:01] CAL: IT'S ALRIGHT. I THINK I'M FINE. WHERE ARE WE?
[08:23:02] -- CURRENT convenientClaymore [CCC]  hits a tree nearby --
[08:23:16] CCC: ow shit
[08:23:24] CAL: AND WHO IS THAT?
[08:23:26] CRL: We're going to go find the Dersites screwing things up
[08:23:33] CTE: [+ha+'s +he o+her windy bi+ch]
[08:23:42] CAL: I SEE?
[08:23:43] CKM: Oh yeah, there's a bunch of shitheads. They're irrelevant.
[08:23:45] CCC: hey fuck you too
[08:23:50] CAL: WAIT, OTHER?
[08:23:50] CCR: ...yOu shOuLD reAllY pRActiCe FlYiNG...
[08:24:07] CTE: [well according +o +B we have 2 windy bi+ches]
[08:24:10] CTB: ...aheh.
[08:24:12] CKM: Honestly there's too many to count. Even all these aren't all of them.
[08:24:38] CAL: WELL, THEY CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN BT.
[08:24:54] CCT: Who now
[08:24:58] CCT: I wasn't pay!ng attent!on
[08:25:04] CCT: people were yell!ng or someth!ng?
[08:25:05] CAL: THAT GUY I-
[08:25:12] CRL: Some asshole who crashed into the planet on a meteor
[08:25:13] CAL: OH. UH, HI?
[08:25:20] CRL: and made it his personal job to 'protect' me
[08:25:23] CRL: by being annoying as shit
[08:25:24] CCT: That could be anyone
[08:25:25] CCT: Oh
[08:25:29] CCT: Where !s he
[08:25:38] CKM: DEAD.
[08:25:38] CAL: UH, HE'S DEAD.
[08:25:44] CKM: DEEEAAAAAD.
[08:25:49] CCR: Oh, RiGhT. ThiS is EmILY, AlEx.
[08:25:56] CAL: HI.
[08:25:56] CCT: !
[08:25:57] CCT: UH
[08:25:58] CCT: HI
[08:26:02] CCT: I'M EMILY HOW ARE YOU
[08:26:10] CKM: You two are a lot alike.
[08:26:14] CAL: UH, MY HEAD IS KIND OF FUZZY.
[08:26:21] CCT: Uh
[08:26:25] CCT: Okay
[08:26:28] CKM: Really unconfident and nice with angry sides.
[08:26:31] CAL: I HOPE I DON'T HAVE A CONCUSSION.
[08:26:36] CAL: HUH?
[08:26:49] CKM: Someone do that eye thing to Alex that they do on CSI.
[08:27:06] -- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  sorta lists an inch or two closer to Alex, trying to be inconspicuous about it --
[08:27:34] CAL: SO, UH, EMILY, WHAT'S YOUR TITLE?
[08:27:47] CCT: WHAT uh
[08:27:57] CCT: I... I don't remember
[08:28:04] CCT: Someth!ng about breath!ng
[08:28:09] CAL: OH. HM.
[08:28:17] CAL: I'M THE MAGE OF RAGE.
[08:28:24] CCR: yeAh... EvEn i don'T kNOw mY TiTle.
[08:28:34] CSS: i think i was the thief of something
[08:28:35] CKM: She's the Something of Breath.
[08:28:42] CTB: oh for the love of
[08:28:43] CKM: Claire is the Thief of Void.
[08:28:46] CCR: i knoW I'm A sEEr oF soMEthInG.
[08:28:52] CTB: Here, | have a l|st.
[08:29:02] CSS: ah yes thank you for the refresher
[08:29:03] CAL: OH, COOL.
[08:29:15] CTB: Cla|re |s The|f of Vo|d, whatever the hell that means
[08:29:18] CKM: I have no idea what a thief of void would do.
[08:29:21] CTB: Steve |s Sage of
[08:29:26] CTB: Hope?
[08:29:31] CKM: A Thief steals things right, and void means lack of things?
[08:29:40] CKM: So you take away things that aren't there?
[08:29:45] CTB: that can't be r|ght, | thought he was l|ke Fear or someth|ng
[08:29:46] CTB: whatever
[08:29:51] CCR: ThaT mAKEs No seNse. TB.
[08:30:00] CTB: welcome to sburb.
[08:30:05] CTB: none of th|s makes any sense.
[08:30:12] CAL: WHAT DOES A MAGE DO THOUGH?
[08:30:16] CTB: W|ndy b|tch over there |s Kn|ght of Breath
[08:30:18] CCR: mAgIc.
[08:30:23] CCC: oh a hero of breath huh
[08:30:28] CCC: I hope you don't
[08:30:30] CAL: SO CARD TRICKS?
[08:30:32] CCC: mind if I borrow a little bit
[08:30:39] CCT: Wa!t, who's a b!tch
[08:30:43] CCR: MayBe AnGry mAgiC?
[08:30:44] CCT: I bel!eve that's your t!tle
[08:30:55] CKM: Everyone should try their powers someone. Just concentrate on what you think you should be doing and what you want to do with it.
[08:30:56] CAL: UH OH.
[08:31:03] CRL: angry magic?
[08:31:14] CRL: Like "RAR I AM PULLING RABBITS OUT OF THIS HAT AND THROWING THEM AT YOU"
[08:31:18] CCT: Can I hurl TB up !nto the stratosphere
[08:31:24] CCC: not yet
[08:31:28] CCT: Dam!mt
[08:31:33] CCC: but I totally could if you'd let me borrow a littl-
[08:31:35] CTE: [no.]
[08:31:38] CTE: [bad CC.]
[08:31:39] CKM: Hattech Lv. 95: I Need a Volunteer
[08:31:43] CTE: [no s+ealing o+her people]
[08:31:47] CAL: HEHE
[08:31:48] CTE: [of +heir brea+h]
[08:32:06] CCR: chOkInG? ThAt's a PoWer?
[08:32:10] CAL: I'M GONNA  ALCHEMIZE A SILK HAT AT THE NEXT OPPORTUNITY.
[08:32:13] CSS: i'd pay to watch that
[08:32:22] CKM: Yes, CR. There's a lot of powers.
[08:32:34] CCC: well yeah
[08:32:39] CKM: If you're the Seer of Hope, that likely means you can see ideal outcomes. Hopeful ones.
[08:32:40] CCR: i kNoW, buT choKiNg?
[08:32:43] CCC: what the hell else would you expect from a theif of breath
[08:32:51] CTB: he's not a seer
[08:32:52] CTB: he's a sage
[08:32:55] CTB: there's a d|fference
[08:33:04] CCR: ...hoW?
[08:33:06] CAL: THAT SEEMS LIKE A VERY MINOR DIFFERENCE.
[08:33:11] CKM: Just sort of do it.
[08:33:15] CKM: Like...
[08:33:20] CTB: seers generally get stuff v|a pure mag|c
[08:33:29] CTB: sages get stuff from exper|ence and a touch of mag|c
[08:33:34] CCR: nO nO thE DiFFerEnCe.
[08:33:36] CKM: Whenever I use my powers, I put my fingers on my head like Professor Xavier and say "wahwahwah" out loud.
[08:33:46] CCR: TheRe We Go.
[08:33:48] CCT: She does
[08:33:48] CTB: so sages are less accurate but generally more knowledgeable about random bullsh|t
[08:33:53] CTB: espec|ally for hope
[08:33:56] CCT: It's off-putt!ng
[08:33:59] CTB: and yeah m|m| totally does.
[08:34:05] CTB: |... am actually agree|ng w|th Em|ly here
[08:34:09] CKM: I have to say "wahwahwah" or it doesn't work.
[08:34:10] CAL: REALLY MIMI?
[08:34:12] CTB: Someth|ng |s go|ng TERR|BLY WRONG /\W
[08:34:13] CKM: I'm absolutely sure of this.
[08:34:24] CAL: THAT SEEMS UNLIKELY.
[08:34:41] CCR: ...MayBe I shOuLD Try sAyING That nExT timE.
[08:34:57] CTB: steve |t's s|lly bullsh|t
[08:34:59] CAL: MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T ENCOURAGE EVIL LAUGHTER.
[08:35:08] CTB: don't bother
[08:35:19] CKM: It's not evil laughter. It's magic sound effects.
[08:35:30] CTB: that don't work.
[08:35:31] CAL: I READ A LOT OF BOOKS
[08:35:39] CAL: AND WAHAHAHA IS EVIL LAUGHTER.
[08:35:50] CAL: I KNOW THINGS TOO.
[08:35:57] CTE: [I can do really good evil laugh+er]
[08:35:59] CTE: [see lis+en]
[08:36:03] CKM: It's not wahahaha. There's a difference.
[08:36:07] CTE: [he he he]
[08:36:07] CTE: [HA HA]
[08:36:10] CTE: [mwehehehe]
[08:36:15] CTE: [ALL DIE]
[08:36:16] CAL: DUDE, NO.
[08:36:17] CTE: [he he]
[08:36:21] CAL: THAT'S SCARY
[08:36:21] CCT: Why !s th!s so awkward
[08:36:36] -- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  gets blown into a tree --
[08:36:37] CAL: UH... I DUNNO.
[08:36:44] CCC: yeah you're welcome guys
[08:36:50] CCC: usually he goes batshit whenever he does that
[08:36:59] CCC: he keeps forgetting its a trigger
[08:37:05] CCC: dumb shit
[08:37:18] CAL: ....YOU'RE SCARY TOO.
[08:37:24] CCC: good
[08:37:29] CCC: thats the way I like it
[08:37:36] CAL ceased responding to memo.
[08:37:52] CCC: now about borrowing some of those windy powers, miss.... um, Emily?
[08:37:58] CURRENT apprenticeLumberjack [CAL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[08:37:58] ?AL: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAN FEAR YOU?
[08:38:16] CCC: the smart ones do both
[08:38:36] CCC: because I am obviously the best looking thing here
[08:38:43] CCC: I mean look at all you pale as hell
[08:38:48] CCC: thats just disconcerting
[08:38:54] CAL: ... THIS IS NORMAL FOR US.
[08:39:00] CAL: AND YOU HAVE NO HAIR.
[08:39:16] CCC: the hell is hair
[08:39:24] CCT: The th!ng everyone but you has
[08:39:27] CAL: THIS STUFF
[08:39:36] CCC: so the extra appendage on your gripping limbs then
[08:39:39] CAL: *Alex flops his hair with one hand*
[08:39:42] CCC: I dont see whats so bad about that
[08:39:46] CAL: WHAT?
[08:39:47] CCC: oh your head fur
[08:39:52] CCC: yeah I was gonna ask about that
[08:39:57] CAL: YEAH.
[08:40:04] CCC: isnt that usually reserved for like... animals
[08:40:10] CTE: [...ow]
[08:40:12] CCT: That's generally all over
[08:40:14] CAL: WHAT, NO!
[08:40:16] CKM: No. My head fur is long and beautiful.
[08:40:17] CCC: delayed reaction there bucko
[08:40:25] CCR: ItS sO sTrAnGe To bE tAlkInG tO alIenS.
[08:40:33] CCC: I could say the same really
[08:40:39] CAL: YEAH. MINE IS KIND OF A MESS THOUGH.
[08:40:41] CTB: |t gets bor|ng fast
[08:40:55] CCR: aT leAsT We AgRee CC.
[08:41:00] CKM: It's strange until you realize they're just annoying assholes that are bald and technicolor.
[08:41:04] CTB: Trust me on th|s, once they start talk|ng about relat|onsh|ps and quantum phys|cs |n the same sentence you sort of lose |t
[08:41:04] CCT: (At least !t's not made of plant matter)
[08:41:29] CCC: yes, someone here has brains enough to agree with the chick with the widny powers
[08:41:49] CCT: Wh!ch !s that
[08:42:00] CCC: both of us technically
[08:42:08] CCC: if the code chucklefuck over ther eis right
[08:42:17] CCC: so speaking of which
[08:42:24] CCC: I still wanan borrow some of your windy powe-
[08:42:28] CTE: [s+op doing +ha+ cc]
[08:42:34] CCT: How would you even do that
[08:42:43] CAL: WHY DO YOU NEED HERS?
[08:42:43] CTE: [you are no+ sure how +heir alien ana+omy works]
[08:42:47] CTE: [for all you know she'd choke]
[08:42:54] CCC: I don't need it
[08:43:00] CCC: but then again she doesn't exactly right now either
[08:43:15] CCC: so I figured Id ask for a power boost in exchange for like... services or someshit
[08:43:16] CAL: EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING THEIR POWERS.
[08:43:22] CKM: Services.
[08:43:23] CAL: I USED MINE ON ACCIDENT.
[08:43:27] CCC: well yeah
[08:43:28] CCR: lETs nOt StEaL poWerS righT nOW.
[08:43:28] CKM: Let me just update my spreadsheet.

OH NO CLIFFHANGER
(Continued in next post because character count.)