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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

Gogdammit did I fail my Perform check or what?

No, I'm just rolling like piss. I have five turns left to make the throws. Otherwise... Problem.

AL: Believe in yourself!

You clip another target, breaking it. Thank goodness you don't need bullseyes. You decide to spend the rest of your turn collecting fallen axes, rather than wait until you're all out. The things stay the same distance from you no matter where you stand anyway.

[Darvi]

But, but... my Inspire Herosim! :<

[TherosPherae]

So is it time for me and/or dB to be attacked by imps yet?

[Bdthemag]

So is it time for me and/or dB to be attacked by imps yet?

I hope I get sunshine imps!

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Attempt to recover health for next Fatherly encounter.

[TherosPherae]

So is it time for me and/or dB to be attacked by imps yet?

I hope I get sunshine imps!

Nah, imps directly follow the prototypings. So you'd probably get a lampshade-headed busted mannequin on fire. Which I am sort of looking forward to, actually...

[Blade Master Model 42]

So is it time for me and/or dB to be attacked by imps yet?

I hope I get sunshine imps!

Nope, you get froggy imps.

And soon on the encounters. Actually, I'd prefer to wait until everyone was in the medium before handing those out, but there ain't much point to that, and even if there was, that's a long wait.

Probably by later tonight.

AL: You can do it!

Two shit throws later and you still have two throws left to make. This doesn't look good.

(Note to self: Lower expected difficulty rating for other players, or give them a wider time window.)

GK: Stop bleeding.

You take a moment to steady yourself and get your second wind, recovering half of your hitpoints.

It doesn't sound like he's coming after you. Which either means you're off the hook for a while, or he's pulling freaky ninja shit again. You really hope it's the former.

Edit: Modified again because I told the wrong character to stop bleeding. ><

[Bdthemag]

So is it time for me and/or dB to be attacked by imps yet?

I hope I get sunshine imps!

Nah, imps directly follow the prototypings. So you'd probably get a lampshade-headed busted mannequin on fire. Which I am sort of looking forward to, actually...

Holy shit that would be awesome. Now everyone else will be getting Philosopher imps too.

[Blade Master Model 42]

So is it time for me and/or dB to be attacked by imps yet?

I hope I get sunshine imps!

Nah, imps directly follow the prototypings. So you'd probably get a lampshade-headed busted mannequin on fire. Which I am sort of looking forward to, actually...

Holy shit that would be awesome. Now everyone else will be getting Philosopher imps too.

Actually... post entrance prototypings don't apply. But if you don't pre-prototype (pretotype?) at least once, Skaia won't form properly and you cannot collect your reward.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Aw well, Do the generic process of entering the Medium.

>Mikheal: Do the generic process of entering the Medium.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Aw well, Do the generic process of entering the Medium.

>Mikheal: Do the generic process of entering the Medium.

You try to do the process generically, but it seems it's different for everyone, so you can't! Dang.

Did DB drop you gear yet? I forget.

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Memolog (click to show/hide)

CRL RIGHT NOW opened memo on board BAY12RP.
CURRENT cookieNommer [CCN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCN: Ahoi
CURRENT dashingBard [CDB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CDB: Wierd shit abound heheheh
CCN: So did AL get in?
CCN: I hope my motivational speech helped
CDB: I dont know heheheh
CDB: But he did help me construct a philosopher frog that follows me around everywhere heheheh
CURRENT greekKiller [CGK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGK: DaD JusT KickeD MY AsS. ThatS ThE LasT WE SpeaK OF ThaT.
CDB: I think my issues are more important right now heheheh
CCN: I hope not litreally
CGK: UsinG HiS ComputeR.
CURRENT pr00bingAudit00r [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: why hell00 fine sers
CURRENT knowingFortune [CKF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CKF: Busy now. Give me the skinny. And snappish.
CDB: IM busy too, but im not making people hurry heheheh
CRL: wh3r3 1s SS?
CKF: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
CKF: Okay.
CGK: SuburB TriggerS ThE EnD OF ThE WorlD.
CKF: Oh really?
CRL: 4nd sh1t h4pp3ns
CGK: WhaT ElsE IS TherE?
CDB: Im aware of that, and in an entirely different one heheheh
CKF: Who cares?
CKF: Busy.
CKF: Busy busy.
CGK: DoinG WhaT?
CCN: Yeah I'm kinda busy too
CRL: d4mm1t
CDB: Go then, im dealing with a fucking talking frog now while typing this heheheh
CKF ceased responding to memo.
CCN: UNtil AL is odne
CGK: WhaT?
CRL: I w4s g01ng t0 m4k3 4n 4nn0unc3m3nt but SS n33ds t0 b3 h3r3
CCN: I'd rather not be disturbed rather
CGK: DiD YoU PrototypE A FroG?
CPA: m00st curi00us every00ne submit t00 me a detailed l00g ab00ut the fl00ra and fauna ab00ut this sec00nd w00rld
CDB: Well RL did heheheh
CDB: Well there are giant flowers heheheh
CDB: And ponies heheheh
CDB: And sunshine heheheh
CCN: Ponies
CGK: ...ReallY?
CCN: Figures
CRL: My spr1t3-th1ng 1s a bust3d m4nn3qu1n
CCN: And flaming trees too
CRL: sh0uld I thr0w 4nyth1ng m0r3 1n th3r3?
CGK: YeS.
CPA: p00nies and sunshine h00w curi00us
CRL: l1k3 wh4t?
CCN: Anyway
CCN: Gotta go
CGK: I HopE YoU HatE ThE PlacE DB.
CDB: Its okay heheheh
CRL: huh
CRL: 3v3ry0n3 1s l34v1ng :|
CPA: is the sunshine n00tablly different fr00m the sunshine that we w00uld enc00unter here
CPA: ?
CGK: I Haven'T EntereD ThE MediuM YeT...
CDB: Well, its brighter heheheh
CDB: Oh shit, pony just ran by the window heheheh
CRL: 0h w3ll, m1ght 4s w3ll m4k3 th3 4nnounc3m3nt 4nyw4ys s0 y0u guys d0n't fl1p 0ut l8r
CRL: I'm a ch1ck
CGK: OH HeY.
CRL: th3r3, s4id it.
FUTURE cookieNommer [FCN] 43:14 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCN: Hey
CDB: I had a feeling you were heheheh
CURRENT sleepingShoals [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSS: funny you say that...
FCN: Asshats
CRL: now I can stop the stupid quirk.
CDB: Who's this douchebag heheheh
FCN: I told you guys not to do that stupid stuff
CGK: ThaT IS SO SurprisinG TO ME.
FCN: And now look at you
CSS: wait what?
CPA: m00st curi00us
CGK: I DiD NoT KnoW ThiS.
CRL: it's a futroll, ignore it
CGK: ReallY.
FCN: You got burning mannequins on fire arounf
CDB: I mean the other guy heheheh
CGK: I Didn'T.
FCN: Yeah I know you're going to ignore me anyway
FCN: But I explicitly told you guys not to do the stuff you were going to do
CGK: I TotallY Didn'T KnoW YoU WerE FemalE RL.
CGK: AT AlL.
CGK: NoT A CluE.
FCN: Abnd now everything is fucked up
CPA: Make sure y00u get detailed l00gs 00f the early happenings in the medium m00st 00f the little imp00rtant things g00 unt00ticed
CDB: God damnit my frog won't stop telling me "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”heheheh
CDB: I think he's mocking me heheheh
FCN: Oh sod you gyus
CSS: that's probably important, remember that
CGK: YoU ShoulD ListeN.
CDB: Now who is SS heheheh
FUTURE ragingLunatic [FRL] 100 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FRL: DAMN IT PESTERCHUM
FRL: I DON'T WANT TO RESPOND TO THIS STUPID MEMO
CGK: WhaT?
FRL: I WANT TO RESPOND TO THE - OH HELL.
CDB: GTFO heheheh
FRL: SCREW THIS, I'M CALLING SKAIAN TECH SUPPORT
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA2] 8:44 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA2: D00nt eat anything especially what the c00ns00rts 00ffer
FRL ceased responding to memo.
FUTURE greekKiller [FGK] 100 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGK: Don'T WorrY RL, I GoT StucK HerE ToO.
CDB: Ugh heheheh
CDB: This is getting annoying heheheh
CRL: yeah
FPA2: it tends t00 be p00is00n00us i l00st three lives d00ing that
FGK: I AM JusT GalD I FinallY GoT OuT O-
CRL: freakin' futrolls all up in this stupid place
FGK: WaiT.
CPA: three exactly
CPA: ?
FGK: I Don'T WanT NO TimE ParadoX.
CDB: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHO SS IS? heheheh
CRL: some person who showed up on my pesterchum
CGK: WhaT?
CRL: guess they're playing with us
CSS: i'm in the game, 6th to enter
CSS: or so i heard
CRL: becuase we need an een 8
CDB: Ugh heheheh
CRL: even*
CGK: I AM EnterinG SooN.
CDB: More people who will end up eventually hating me heheheh
CGK: WE AlL AlreadY HatE YoU.
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA5] 133 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA5: never make any unrec00rded deals, tw00 lives l00st
CRL: I don't hate him
CRL: he's just... annoying
CDB: Heheheheheheh
CDB: Heheheheheh
CPA: wait what? i die twice?
CRL: alright, I'm gonna go figure out what else to throw in the shiny thing
CDB: Trolls heheheh
CRL: to see if it shuts up
FGK: BTW MikheaL, YouR GonnA BE StucK FoR A LONNNGGGG TimE.
CRL: see you all l8r
CRL ceased responding to memo.
CDB: Bye heheheh
CSS: bye, i guess
CGK: GoD DamN IT!
CDB: GK do you need any help? Because i'd be more than happy to destroy more parts of your house heheheh
CGK: WhY DiD FuturE ME SaY MY NamE?
CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRL: and, I'm back
CDB: They're trolls not time travelers heheheh
CSS: what'd you throw in
CGK: NO ThanK YoU.
CRL: I threw a snake at it
CDB: What happened? heheheh
CSS: snakes
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA6] 600 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA6: the dickishness 00f all y00ur acti00ns ruins us. all 00f it. fifteen lives l00st.
CGK: HE GoT MY NamE RighT ThougH
CRL: and now it's spewing shit with a 'sssssss' tone about 'sssssssakai'
CSS: why did it have to be snakes
CRL: and the ultimate rewrd or some shit
CGK: WhaT?
CDB: Well atleast yours isn't a total asshole heheheh
CRL: and 'gatessssss'
FPA6: h00pefully y00u guys res00lve y00ur assh00le-esq behavi00r this time ar00und
CRL: I mussssst asssscend to the gatesssss
CRL: fricking hell now I'm typing like it talks
CPA: i am c00nfused
CGK: I Don'T KnoW AbouT YoU, BuT I'M GoinG TO GeT IntO ThE MediuM, AnD GeT ME SomE CooL ShiT.
CRL: this is stupid, I'm thowing more shit at it to make it speak coherently
CGK: ByE.
CGK ceased responding to memo.
FGK ceased responding to memo.
CRL ceased responding to memo.

There's probably more for after I left.

But summary:
KF is busy and leaves
Future selves talking at us all and being dicks about future-past mistakes
RL spills the beans about being a chick
GK <3< DB
DB sees ponies and complains about PhilosopherFrogsprite
RL chucks a snake into the sprite and then complains about it

[Johnfalcon99977]

Ok

>Mikheal: Get to the Cuxifier and open it.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: I've got the entire thing here. (click to show/hide)

CCN RIGHT NOW opened memo on board BAY12RP.
CCN: Ahoi
CURRENT dashingBard [CDB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CDB: Wierd shit abound heheheh
CCN: So did AL get in?
CCN: I hope my motivational speech helped
CDB: I dont know heheheh
CDB: But he did help me construct a philosopher frog that follows me around everywhere heheheh
CURRENT greekKiller [CGK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGK: DaD JusT KickeD MY AsS. ThatS ThE LasT WE SpeaK OF ThaT.
CDB: I think my issues are more important right now heheheh
CCN: I hope not litreally
CGK: UsinG HiS ComputeR.
CURRENT pr00bingAudit00r [CPA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPA: why hell00 fine sers
CURRENT knowingFortune [CKF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CKF: Busy now. Give me the skinny. And snappish.
CDB: IM busy too, but im not making people hurry heheheh
CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CRL: wh3r3 1s SS?
CKF: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
CKF: Okay.
CGK: SuburB TriggerS ThE EnD OF ThE WorlD.
CKF: Oh really?
CRL: 4nd sh1t h4pp3ns
CGK: WhaT ElsE IS TherE?
CDB: Im aware of that, and in an entirely different one heheheh
CKF: Who cares?
CKF: Busy.
CKF: Busy busy.
CGK: DoinG WhaT?
CCN: Yeah I'm kinda busy too
CRL: d4mm1t
CDB: Go then, im dealing with a fucking talking frog now while typing this heheheh
CCN: UNtil AL is odne
CGK: WhaT?
CCN: I'd rather not be disturbed rather
CRL: I w4s g01ng t0 m4k3 4n 4nn0unc3m3nt but SS n33ds t0 b3 h3r3
CGK: DiD YoU PrototypE A FroG?
CPA: m00st curi00us every00ne submit t00 me a detailed l00g ab00ut the fl00ra and fauna ab00ut this sec00nd w00rld
CDB: Well RL did heheheh
CDB: Well there are giant flowers heheheh
CDB: And ponies heheheh
CDB: And sunshine heheheh
CCN: Ponies
CGK: ...ReallY?
CCN: Figures
CRL: My spr1t3-th1ng 1s a bust3d m4nn3qu1n
CCN: And flaming trees too
CRL: sh0uld I thr0w 4nyth1ng m0r3 1n th3r3?
CGK: YeS.
CPA: p00nies and sunshine h00w curi00us
CRL: l1k3 wh4t?
CCN: Anyway
CCN: Gotta go
CCN ceased responding to memo.
CGK: I HopE YoU HatE ThE PlacE DB.
CDB: Its okay heheheh
CRL: huh
CRL: 3v3ry0n3 1s l34v1ng :|
CPA: is the sunshine n00tablly different fr00m the sunshine that we w00uld enc00unter here
CPA: ?
CGK: I Haven'T EntereD ThE MediuM YeT...
CDB: Well, its brighter heheheh
CDB: Oh shit, pony just ran by the window heheheh
CRL: 0h w3ll, m1ght 4s w3ll m4k3 th3 4nnounc3m3nt 4nyw4ys s0 y0u guys d0n't fl1p 0ut l8r
CRL: I'm a ch1ck
CGK: OH HeY.
CRL: th3r3, s4id it.
FUTURE cookieNommer [FCN] 43:14 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCN: Hey
CDB: I had a feeling you were heheheh
CURRENT sleepingShoals [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSS: funny you say that...
FCN: Asshats
CRL: now I can stop the stupid quirk.
CDB: Who's this douchebag heheheh
FCN: I told you guys not to do that stupid stuff
CGK: ThaT IS SO SurprisinG TO ME.
FCN: And now look at you
CSS: wait what?
CPA: m00st curi00us
CGK: I DiD NoT KnoW ThiS.
CRL: it's a futroll, ignore it
CGK: ReallY.
FCN: You got burning mannequins on fire arounf
CDB: I mean the other guy heheheh
CGK: I Didn'T.
FCN: Yeah I know you're going to ignore me anyway
FCN: But I explicitly told you guys not to do the stuff you were going to do
CGK: I TotallY Didn'T KnoW YoU WerE FemalE RL.
CGK: AT AlL.
CGK: NoT A CluE.
FCN: Abnd now everything is fucked up
CPA: Make sure y00u get detailed l00gs 00f the early happenings in the medium m00st 00f the little imp00rtant things g00 unt00ticed
CDB: God damnit my frog won't stop telling me "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”heheheh
CDB: I think he's mocking me heheheh
FCN: Oh sod you gyus
FCN ceased responding to memo.
CSS: that's probably important, remember that
CGK: YoU ShoulD ListeN.
CDB: Now who is SS heheheh
FUTURE ragingLunatic [FRL] 100 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FRL: DAMN IT PESTERCHUM
FRL: I DON'T WANT TO RESPOND TO THIS STUPID MEMO
CGK: WhaT?
FRL: I WANT TO RESPOND TO THE - OH HELL.
CDB: GTFO heheheh
FRL: SCREW THIS, I'M CALLING SKAIAN TECH SUPPORT
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA2] 8:44 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA2: D00nt eat anything especially what the c00ns00rts 00ffer
FUTURE greekKiller [FGK] 100 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGK: Don'T WorrY RL, I GoT StucK HerE ToO.
CDB: Ugh heheheh
CDB: This is getting annoying heheheh
CRL: yeah
FPA2: it tends t00 be p00is00n00us i l00st three lives d00ing that
FGK: I AM JusT GalD I FinallY GoT OuT O-
CRL: freakin' futrolls all up in this stupid place
FGK: WaiT.
CPA: three exactly
CPA: ?
FGK: I Don'T WanT NO TimE ParadoX.
CDB: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHO SS IS? heheheh
CRL: some person who showed up on my pesterchum
CGK: WhaT?
CRL: guess they're playing with us
CSS: i'm in the game, 6th to enter
CSS: or so i heard
CRL: becuase we need an een 8
CDB: Ugh heheheh
CRL: even*
CGK: I AM EnterinG SooN.
CDB: More people who will end up eventually hating me heheheh
CGK: WE AlL AlreadY HatE YoU.
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA5] 133 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA5: never make any unrec00rded deals, tw00 lives l00st
CRL: I don't hate him
CRL: he's just... annoying
CDB: Heheheheheheh
CDB: Heheheheheh
CPA: wait what? i die twice?
CRL: alright, I'm gonna go figure out what else to throw in the shiny thing
CDB: Trolls heheheh
CRL: to see if it shuts up
FGK: BTW MikheaL, YouR GonnA BE StucK FoR A LONNNGGGG TimE.
CRL: see you all l8r
CDB: Bye heheheh
CSS: bye, i guess
CGK: GoD DamN IT!
CDB: GK do you need any help? Because i'd be more than happy to destroy more parts of your house heheheh
CGK: WhY DiD FuturE ME SaY MY NamE?
CRL: and, I'm back
CDB: They're trolls not time travelers heheheh
CSS: what'd you throw in
CGK: NO ThanK YoU.
CRL: I threw a snake at it
CDB: What happened? heheheh
CSS: snakes
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA6] 600 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA6: the dickishness 00f all y00ur acti00ns ruins us. all 00f it. fifteen lives l00st.
CGK: HE GoT MY NamE RighT ThougH
CRL: and now it's spewing shit with a 'sssssss' tone about 'sssssssakai'
CSS: why did it have to be snakes
CRL: and the ultimate rewrd or some shit
CGK: WhaT?
CDB: Well atleast yours isn't a total asshole heheheh
CRL: and 'gatessssss'
FPA6: h00pefully y00u guys res00lve y00ur assh00le-esq behavi00r this time ar00und
CRL: I mussssst asssscend to the gatesssss
CRL: fricking hell now I'm typing like it talks
CPA: i am c00nfused
CGK: I Don'T KnoW AbouT YoU, BuT I'M GoinG TO GeT IntO ThE MediuM, AnD GeT ME SomE CooL ShiT.
CRL: this is stupid, I'm thowing more shit at it to make it speak coherently
CGK: ByE.
CDB: I'll be watching heheheheh
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA7] 14:13 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA7: d00nt thr00w anything sharp int00 it. fifteen rec00rded h00rrible cuts
FUTURE dashingBard [FDB] 14:13 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FDB: PA, when will you understand that they think we're trolls.heheheh
FDB: Honestly, you guys are idiots heheheh
CDB: Goddamnit now my frog keeps on saying       “All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.”heheheh
FUTURE pr00bingAudit00r [FPA8] 62:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FPA8: i mean i had t00 d00 maybe twenty l0000ps t00 fix this mess with the lava
FPA8: i h00pe they start heeding s0000n
CPA: l0000ps? i am really l00st here. are there multiple me's chimming in acr00ss time? 00r g00sh darn pesterchum
CDB: Ugh my frog is near the damn power co-heheheh
CDB ceased responding to memo.
FDB ceased responding to memo.
CSS: well that was all pretty weird
CPA: i c00ncur

Also, I conveniently missed the confession.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Did DB drop your gear? I can't seem to find the Pesterlog if he did.

AL: Believe in your friends! They believe in you!

Why is everyone saying that? Ugh. No time to think anymore. You just have to do it! You make the first throw... and the second... IS A BULLSEYE! With a mighty flash, your house disappears, and a meteor strikes the hole where your basement used to be.

Yay.