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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Go piss around and try to find a sort of dream miniquest. Whatever it is, it'll probably beat sitting around waiting.

You flit around Prospit's moon looking for someone to give you a quest. No one seems to be forthcoming, so you eventually start asking them, even if they don't really look like the type to hand out quest hooks. Worse, the moon doesn't appear to be Skaia-ward, so you can't even look at vague prophecies.

CC: Why do you not recognize any of these. What the hell is this sorcery. ...Might as well jump to the green one with plants. Mind planets tend to be green, you guess.
Because the grimdark jungle of grimdark doesn't have enough batshit lunatics in it yet.

You zip on over to the nearby greenish planet. As you get closer, however, you notice that it isn't that green- some spots are decidely brown, which strikes you as unnatural.

Not as unnatural as all of the Lands being different, but unnatural.

TB: GAAAATE

You resist the urge to TORSO FLAIL the girls through the gate, and hop through. You emerge at what you recognize to be Danielle's house. If you knew how many other people were there as well, you'd be inclined to think that this would be a ridiculous coincidence. But you don't.

Steve whispered back to Alex.

"I'vE nOTiCEd. ThAT guY's scARy. iF hE EveR tuRnED on Us wE'D bE iN TrOUblE. hE'S ruThleSs aND unReAsoNablE."

"HE KILLED THAT THING JUST BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T ANSWER HIS QUESTIONS. UNREASONABLE DOESN'T BEGIN TO COVER IT. SO, WHAT DO WE DO?"

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Head back down to the moon. You've finished your tasks here. Maybe there's someone else to talk to before you wake up.

>Mimi: Notice someone there

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[04:03] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 16:03 --
[04:03] -- kineticMoonlight [KM]  flies over towards Danielle as she looks up at nothing of interest. --
[04:03] -- ragingLunatic [RL] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 16:03 --
[04:03] RL: oh hey
[04:03] KM: Hello, Danielle.
[04:03] KM: Haven't seen you guys in a while.
[04:04] RL: and we haven't really seen you either.
[04:04] RL: what's been going on?
[04:04] KM: Well, I was actually trying to look at you when I fell asleep.
[04:04] RL: wat
[04:04] KM: Oh, right. Have any of your team gotten your powers yet?
[04:05] RL: Alex, but I think you already knew that
[04:05] RL: Otherwise, not really
[04:05] KM: Oh, yeah. The whole incident.
[04:06] RL: yyeah.
[04:06] RL: So how'd the incident with the green things go?
[04:06] KM: I am now a Spacewizard. I'm sure you'll be getting weird Blood-y powers soon enough.
[04:06] KM: Green things?
[04:06] RL: yeah
[04:06] KM: Which ones? There are like three.
[04:06] RL: you mentioned green things last time
[04:06] RL: you mean you didn't deal with them?
[04:07] RL: I thought they were like weird new imps or something
[04:07] KM: Oh. Right. You remember the trolls that used to bug us when we had memos?
[04:07] RL: yes.
[04:07] KM: They're now here.
[04:07] RL: wat
[04:07] RL: so that's what the weird sburb shit was earlier
[04:08] KM: Weird sburb shit?
[04:08] RL: ...well, actually, I probably can't tell between normal sburb shit and weird sburb shit.
[04:08] RL: It's all just sburb shit around here.
[04:08] KM: I'm beginning to realize it's not all bad, though.
[04:08] RL: Oh really.
[04:09] KM: SBURB seems to work in our favor. Almost like the session itself wants the bad things out.
[04:09] RL: ....yeah, I can't say I've really seen that
[04:09] RL: at all
[04:10] KM: You're not the one responsible for Seeing things around here, though. Don't worry, if I could just keep everyone rounded up I'm sure we'd have the upper hand in no time.
[04:10] KM: Unfortunately, the intruders seem hell bent on making sure that doesn't happen.
[04:11] RL: tell me about it.
[04:11] RL: I'd probably be a hell of a lot higher on my echeladder if we didn't have BT bitching and killing everything
[04:11] KM: BT is the least of your worries. Be glad he's on your side.
[04:11] KM: Wait a minute... can't BT fly?
[04:12] RL: I... think so?
[04:12] RL: HE's got rocket boots
[04:12] RL: if that counts as flying
[04:12] KM: I think I know a way to solve one of our problems.
[04:12] RL: oh really.
[04:12] KM: It'll either be yours or mine.
[04:12] RL: do tell.
[04:12] KM: We need to get BT to fly to Claire's Land.
[04:13] RL: why?
[04:13] RL: he'd probably jsut genocide frogs 'for my safety'
[04:13] KM: Yeah, that's actually why he's going.
[04:13] KM: To stop that, I mean.
[04:13] RL: wait, what.
[04:13] KM: In Claire's land is the current most dangerous Intruder in the session.
[04:13] RL: you mean the purple asshole?
[04:14] KM: Purple asshole?
[04:14] RL: yeah
[04:14] KM: Does he have green skin?
[04:14] RL: the annoying purple guy who hasn't talked to us in forever
[04:14] RL: how am I supposed to know
[04:14] RL: his text was purple
[04:14] KM: Oh, that guy. No, I don't know where he went.
[04:14] RL: and he seemed to be the biggest asshole of the bunch
[04:14] RL: so I'd presume that makes him the most dangerous
[04:14] KM: As it turns out, the only decently nice one ended up being the most dangerous.
[04:14] KM: Sort of. He has a split personality.
[04:15] RL: the shit
[04:15] KM: Listen, these guys are basically made out of shitty plot twists, alright? That's their THING.
[04:16] KM: ANYWAY, if this one finds one of you then I have no doubt he will destroy you. He managed to get past LH and is now destroying frogs by the thousand.
[04:16] RL: well if the frogs are keeping him busy I see no reason to worry
[04:16] RL: there's enough frogs there to last him several years
[04:17] RL: even if he gets like ten thousand per second
[04:17] KM: You're not looking at this from the perspectiive of success.
[04:17] RL: oh yeah, that reminds me of something
[04:17] KM: What?
[04:17] RL: do you even know what the hell we are supposed to be doing?
[04:17] KM: Yes.
[04:18] RL: because I can't really tell
[04:18] RL: and sprites are vague
[04:18] KM: First of all, each Land has a problem. We need to solve them, but only the ones on our own Lands. It may not be immediately obvious, though.
[04:18] RL: plus I haven't even seen snakesprite in forever
[04:18] RL: well we're working on that here.
[04:18] RL: my land has an obvious tree problem
[04:18] KM: Second of all, we need to locate the Denizens. They're being hidden so well that I can imagine they would have some excellent information for us.
[04:19] KM: And third, the most important goal of all: take out the Black King and Queen.
[04:19] RL: Ok
[04:19] RL: How do we do that last one then
[04:19] RL: Might as well get started on that
[04:19] KM: I'm not sure, actually.
[04:19] KM: I doubt we could do it easily, though.
[04:20] RL: Hm.
[04:20] KM: The Queen herself is powerful enough to knock me unconcious from miles and miles away just for looking at something unrelated to her.
[04:20] RL: Well, I'm stuck waiting for an asshole to wake up so I can interrogate him
[04:20] RL: So are there any sidequestss around here?
[04:20] KM: In Derse? Stop being a douche.
[04:20] KM: That is the sidequest.
[04:20] RL: waiting for an asshole to wake up is a sidequest?
[04:20] RL: what?
[04:21] KM: No, I mean the Prospitians are the only army we have.
[04:21] KM: It may be best to try to communicate with them instead of telling them to stop staring at you.
[04:21] KM: They tend to overreact because they think we are gods.
[04:21] RL: are they really still hung up about that
[04:21] RL: ...well geez
[04:21] RL: I feel like a jerk now
[04:21] KM: Yes. They wouldn't even look at me until I told them they could.
[04:22] RL: I think I'm gonna go fix that then
[04:22] KM: More importantly, though...
[04:22] KM: You're the Heir. Given that Prospit seems to run on some stereotypical royalty system, I'm guessing you have a greater purpose here.
[04:22] RL: well that's nice I suppose
[04:23] KM: You should ask the Queen if she has any tasks for you. I'm going to go wake up and make sure TB has not thrown me and Emily in a ditch somewhere.
[04:23] RL: wait what
[04:23] RL: you're traveling with TB?
[04:24] RL: and you fell asleep with him around?
[04:24] RL: do you really think that is a good idea?
[04:24] KM: Yes. Sorry if I wasn't clear before. He's practically useless.
[04:25] KM: He can't hack, he's too lazy to give me an airborne piggyback ride and he would rather yell at the new girl than do any fighting or problem-solving.
[04:25] RL: but do you really think falling asleep around him is a good idea
[04:25] RL: I mean really.
[04:26] KM: I don't know. He doesn't seem like a pervert OR a serial killer. I am pretty sure the worst that could happen is the aforementioned ditch thing.
[04:26] RL: well... ok then
[04:27] RL: but don't whine if you wake up and terrible things have happened
[04:28] KM: Alright, whatever. I'm heaidng back now. By the way, you're on your own Land, right?
[04:28] RL: yeah
[04:28] KM: Good to know. See you around.
[04:28] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 16:28 --

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: Head back down to the moon. You've finished your tasks here. Maybe there's someone else to talk to before you wake up.

You zip back across the chain and look around to see if anyone else is asleep/awake before you bother waking up. You spot Danielle, conveniently enough.

>BT: Finish colonoscopy.

Yep, nothin' there either. You figure you can call this body thoroughly searched. Weird: Usually you can find the gear someone had without too much trouble. You suppose that maybe he just didn't have anything. You start making your way back to the kids.

[TherosPherae]

RL: Try and fix things with the Prospitans.

CC: Let's float around and find some of the locals; see what they can tell you.

TB: Torso Flail the ladies into a ditch Wait for the Wonder Duo to wake up.

Evil TE: Find something besides a massive pile of half-burnt junk.
You do that. It seems you have finally found a player's house, although you can't quite remember whose. Doesn't matter much, they're going to die anyways. You hunker down behind the TV to wait for them to show up and then proceed to swear at the TV as it falls on your head. So much for the element of surprise...

[Riccto]

Troy: Wander.

[The Fool]

"ThIS is kinD oF LamE. If thE DErSiTeS wERe A thReAt tO DanIEllE BT mIGhT TrY tO tAkE oUT ThE dErSe roYaLtY AnD enD tHis gAmE, bUT hE doEsn'T sEEm iNTeresTed."

[SirAaronIII]

"why don't we make them a threat to danielle?


...but how?"

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Head back to your dream tower's bed and try to sleep wake up.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Very strange. I distinctly remember posting something hours ago. Ah well.

RL: Try and fix things with the Prospitans.

After Mimi leaves, you look for a Prospitian. He looks away and say nothing, until you poke him. "Um, yes?"

CC: Let's float around and find some of the locals; see what they can tell you.

You meander around, but you don't seem to be able to find anything other than huge, unintelligent snakes hanging from the trees. Of course, that's only in the areas where there still are trees. As you look around, you spot another house you don't recognize. Fan-fucking-tastic.

TB: Torso Flail the ladies into a ditch Wait for the Wonder Duo to wake up.

>Mimi: Head back to your dream tower's bed and try to sleep wake up.

You contemplate throwing the girls again when Mimi finally wakes up. God, what took her so long? Actually, better question, why did she pass out in the first place?

"ThIS is kinD oF LamE. If thE DErSiTeS wERe A thReAt tO DanIEllE BT mIGhT TrY tO tAkE oUT ThE dErSe roYaLtY AnD enD tHis gAmE, bUT hE doEsn'T sEEm iNTeresTed."

"why don't we make them a threat to danielle?


...but how?"

"THAT PLAN SOUNDS KINDA- QUIET!"

BT returns to the group, arms coated in purple gore. Alex is starting to turn green again.

[The Fool]

Steve stared at the purple gore. It was so much more worse than he'd expected, forcing him to turn and gasp for air to calm his stomach. He had no idea what to say to the towering mass of bloody armor that just arrived. All he knew was that he was becoming more and more terrifying with each visit.

[SirAaronIII]

> Claire: Recoil, and procure and equip more shades for maximum coverage.

[Riccto]

Troy: Wander.

[TherosPherae]

CC: Enter house.

RL: "Hey, um."
RL: "This is a bit weird, but..."
RL: "I didn't mean for you guys to completely ignore me."
RL: "Sorry. I said something I didn't mean, and I'd rather not lose relations with you guys over it."
RL: "D'you know how I could get that sort of message out and about to the rest of everybody?"

Evil TE: Figure out that nobody's home.
You do exactly that. You've explored the house for a solid ten minutes, and it would appear that nobody is home, and more importantly, nobody is using the alchemy equipment. Let's see what terrible implements of horror we can create here, hoo hoo hee hee ha ha.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Troy: Wander.

Rather than return to the present, you figure you might as well mess around in the past for a while. Unfortunately, there don't appear to be any distinctive landmasses in the past here, and all the goats are a bit preoccupied running around in terror as Echidna does the landscaping.

CC: Enter house.

>Mimi and TB: React.

RL: "Hey, um."
RL: "This is a bit weird, but..."
RL: "I didn't mean for you guys to completely ignore me."
RL: "Sorry. I said something I didn't mean, and I'd rather not lose relations with you guys over it."
RL: "D'you know how I could get that sort of message out and about to the rest of everybody?"

"I could tell the others, if you like." The prospitian said, looking a bit perplexed.

Evil TE: Figure out that nobody's home.
You do exactly that. You've explored the house for a solid ten minutes, and it would appear that nobody is home, and more importantly, nobody is using the alchemy equipment. Let's see what terrible implements of horror we can create here, hoo hoo hee hee ha ha.

You start punching a whole bunch of cards to prepare to create engines of destruction, but quickly find that you don't have any grist! Well. Fuck.

> Claire: Recoil, and procure and equip more shades for maximum coverage.

Steve stared at the purple gore. It was so much more worse than he'd expected, forcing him to turn and gasp for air to calm his stomach. He had no idea what to say to the towering mass of bloody armor that just arrived. All he knew was that he was becoming more and more terrifying with each visit.

Alex just tried not to look at BT's arms, and, more importantly, tried not to envision what he had to have been doing to get that purple crud that far up his arms. "SHOULD- SHOULD WE WAKE UP DANIELLE?"

[The Fool]

"PlEAse."