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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Darvi]

(( I put the plus one in Athletics.))

Yes I know, but I realized that I fucked up anyway.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Spoiler: Totally not advice that GK oughta take. (click to show/hide)

ABSCOND BRO.

Perhaps you shouldn't have made my Father so ungodly powerful? I never said I wanted to Strife with my father, you know.

Edit: It was for a good reason.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Oh? I could have sworn you did.

Yeah, giving him two attacks per turn with 1d12 weapons, even without damage modifiers MAY have been going a bit overboard. Maybe.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I was joking that one time, you know?

[Blade Master Model 42]

I was joking that one time, you know?

Dammit, you were?

I really need to get better at recognizing internet sarcasm.

Anyway, you going to run? Or perhaps attempt to reason with your father?

[Darvi]

Eh, he's a guardian. They are supposed to be OP.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Eh, he's a guardian. They are supposed to be OP.

I suppose, but realistically, it ought to be less "Oh god, I didn't even know I kept blood there!"

[Darvi]

Aaand that's where the non-lethal damage comes to play.

[TherosPherae]

Eh, he's a guardian. They are supposed to be OP.

Until they get bit by a snake and die

[Johnfalcon99977]

After I see that I only have 4 HP left, this is a good time to:
>ABSCOND!

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Of course DB is BSing me again (click to show/hide)

[00:42] -- dashingBard [DB] began pestering cookieNommer [CN] at 00:42 --
[00:42] DB: You would not believe what im looking at right now heheheh
[00:42] CN: Maybe I won't
[00:42] CN: Maybe I will?
[00:43] DB: I mean, its pretty crazy and annoying heheheh
[00:43] DB: And bright heheheh
[00:43] CN: Like
[00:43] CN: I  dunno
[00:43] CN: Children's TV characters?
[00:43] DB: Worse heheheh
[00:43] CN: You, covered in glo-paint
[00:43] DB: No, its like im *in* a childrends TV show heheheh
[00:44] CN: My condolences
[00:44] DB: I mean, sunshine everywhere, flowers, and ponies running around in the distance heheheh
[00:44] CN: Did RL do that?
[00:44] DB: I don't know, I woke up like an hour ago heheheh
[00:44] DB: I assume its part of the game heheheh
[00:45] CN: So what kinda children's show is it?
[00:45] DB: I don't know, a happy go lucky kind heheheh
[00:45] CN: Well, obviously
[00:45] CN: I've yet to see a GRIMDARK one
[00:45] DB: Giant fucking flowers everywhere, im getting kind of angry now heheheh
[00:45] CN: Like Bob
[00:45] CN: The angry flower?
[00:46] DB: No, just a giant flower heheheh
[00:46] CN: Watch out
[00:46] DB: And alot of sunshine, if I haven't said before heheheh
[00:46] CN: They might be carnivorous
[00:46] CN: You got sunscreen?
[00:46] DB: Im inside, and I doubt that the flower can move heheheh
[00:46] DB: I don't need any, it just gets me angry heheheh
[00:46] CN: Just you wait
[00:46] DB: Because its annoying heheheh
[00:47] CN: One night, it will be the night of the living flowers
[00:47] CN: And then
[00:47] CN: They will be out to get you
[00:47] DB: Flowers are already living heheheh
[00:47] CN: .... point
[00:47] CN: Mobile then
[00:47] CN: Night of the mobile flowers
[00:47] CN: That eat people
[00:48] DB: Again, I doubt it heheheh
[00:48] CN: Like
[00:48] DB: But then again I am looking at a land bathed in sunshine and im seeing ponies frollicking in the distance heheheh
[00:49] CN: Like this
[00:49] CN:  http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Eversion.png
[00:49] DB: How dare you link me to Tvtropes, I could get lost there you know heheheh
[00:50] DB: Yes, like that heheheh
[00:50] CN: Heheheh
[00:50] DB: Its just all...bright and happy, argh heheheh
[00:50] CN: Well
[00:50] CN: Just don0t try to be too much of a jerk
[00:51] DB: i'll try, but there might be some dead plants in the future heheheh
[00:51] CN: Make some salad at least
[00:51] DB: Im going to go check out the rest of the house now, hopefully I can kill a plant along the way heheheh
[00:51] CN: It's good for you
[00:51] DB: Heheheheh
[00:51] -- dashingBard [DB] ceased pestering cookieNommer [CN] at 00:51 --

[Blade Master Model 42]

You abscond right out of there. This encounter will certainly not translate to a feather in your cap. No sir.

Ah well. At least you can get back to Sbur- no wait, your computer is back in your room! Dangit!

AL: Keep trying!

You give it another whirl, this time striking a target out of the air!

One down, three to go. The clock is still ticking though. You estimate another 12 throws before the clock hits zero. You brave another throw, hoping for further succes- God dammit, you can't keep putting holes in your wall! You only have two axes left!

You throw again, almost clipping one of the three targets. The axe in question is now sticking out of your floor, but at least it didn't punch a hole in your dry-wall.

[Darvi]

Spoiler:  Wymar uses Inspire Heroism! (click to show/hide)

[01:02] -- pr00bingAudit00r [PA] began pestering cookieNommer [CN] at 01:02 --
[01:02] PA: hell00 fine ser
[01:05] CN: Hey
[01:05] PA: s00 every00ne else is getting int00 the beta I was just helping AL
[01:06] CN: Yeah?
[01:06] CN: How's he doing?
[01:06] PA: alright i guess i accidently pr00t00typed his sprite with a burning tree
[01:06] CN: Wait what
[01:07] CN: I am curious about that
[01:08] PA: s00 the cruxstruder pr00duced this ball 00f light, the sprite, and s00 then i dr00pped a burning tree int00 it and it t0000k the f00rm 00f a burning tree
[01:09] CN: How'd the tree set on fire in fthe first place?
[01:09] PA: met00rs
[01:09] CN: Wait
[01:09] CN: They actually crashed?
[01:10] CN: Because then they sould be calles meteorites then
[01:10] PA: yeah they have ignited the f00rest near his h00use
[01:10] PA: excuse me f00r lack 00f pr00per etm00l00gy
[01:10] CN: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...
[01:11] PA: that s00ng is quite ann00ying alth00ugh the vide00 is humer00us
[01:11] CN: I've never seen it
[01:11] CN: Just kinda figure the lyrics fit
[01:11] CN: Although
[01:11] CN: Actually
[01:12] CN: This fits even better
[01:12] CN:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjolhqntnJE
[01:13] PA: i will watch it the the s0000n future i must bathe
[01:13] CN: Alas
[01:13] CN: Good luck in yer quest for cleansing
[01:13] CN: And godspeed
[01:13] -- pr00bingAudit00r [PA] ceased pestering cookieNommer [CN] at 01:13 --
[01:14] -- cookieNommer [CN] began pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 01:14 --
[01:14] AL: HEY
[01:14] CN: Hoi
[01:14] CN: I just heard from PA
[01:14] AL: JUST THROWING AXES AT RED CRYSTAL TARGETS
[01:14] AL: YOU SHOULD CONNECT TO HIM
[01:14] CN: Figured that you'd be doing something like that
[01:14] AL: WAIT, WAS THAT YOU?
[01:14] CN: Dunnp
[01:14] CN: Have we even talked before?
[01:14] AL: DANG IT, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK UP THE LIST
[01:14] CN: Anyway
[01:15] CN: Believe in yourself
[01:15] AL: I'M NOT SURE
[01:15] CN: No wait
[01:15] CN: Believe in us
[01:15] AL: I'M KIND OF FRAZZLED RIGHT NOW
[01:15] CN: Who believe in you
[01:15] CN: Or something
[01:15] CN: Just
[01:15] AL: UH, OK
[01:15] CN: Good luck or somethiing
[01:15] AL: RIGHT
[01:15] CN: Also
[01:15] CN: Try to get rid of the fire asap
[01:15] CN: Fire burrrnnnssss
[01:15] AL: I'M NOT SURE I CAN
[01:15] CN: Well
[01:15] AL: THE SPRITE IS ON FIRE
[01:16] AL: THOUGH IT HASN
[01:16] CN: Yeah
[01:16] AL: 'T LIT ANYTHING YET
[01:16] CN: I don't think it actually burns though
[01:16] CN: Anyways
[01:16] CN: I'll connect to PA once you're through
[01:16] CN: So
[01:16] CN: Uh
[01:16] CN: Know that we believe in you
[01:16] CN: And uh
[01:16] CN: Don't give up and shit
[01:16] AL: NO GO NOW. TIME MIGHT BE OF THE ESSENCE
[01:16] CN: Aight
[01:16] CN: Tell me when you're done
[01:17] AL: EVEN IF YOU HOLD OFF ON AIMING A METEOR AT YOURSELF
[01:17] AL: SOMEONE ELSE'S METEOR MAY CAUSE COLLATERAL DAMAGE
[01:17] CN: Goddamn level 9 spells...
[01:17] CN: Pester you later then
[01:17] -- cookieNommer [CN] ceased pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 01:17 --

Just so you know, I didn't do it out of altruism.
I did it because last second victories, by being supported by your comrades, are always dramatic and climactic.

Also, I want to get into the game :V

[Blade Master Model 42]

AL: Don't give up!

You throw again, but the shot goes wide. Dammit. You spend the rest of the turn and another complete one gathering up your axes. Eight throws (well, seven, considering if you miss and have to re-collect, you're going to lose time collecting them) before meteoric devastation.

Or your house starts to burn down. One or the other.

Another missed throw. You are starting to freak the hell out. You don't much care to find out what happens to people when they're hit with meteorites. Or meteors. Space-rock.

Oh man. Your nerves are starting to affect your already poor accuracy. Gotta calm down, gotta calm down...

[Darvi]

Gogdammit did I fail my Perform check or what?