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Yes Please.

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Hell Nah.

12 (48%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[Yoink]

Ohgod, that made me laugh out loud! Normally I would suggest throwing a pile of paper's in this asshole's face, but since his desk is unusually clean we shall just have to tip it over and storm out, feeling rather sorry for ourselves as we head to the nearest bar to drown our sorrows.
Or whatever. Seriously though, that update was just freaking classic.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Is it weird that I don't have a script and everything I post is a first draft pretty much?  I think it's weird.

[ashton1993]

I don't think so, or do you mean you've got no idea of the plot until you write it? Then again that'd also be believable. Nice update! sit on his desk and refuse to leave until he concedes and gives you, umm... What we want?

[Ultimuh]

I don't think so, or do you mean you've got no idea of the plot until you write it? Then again that'd also be believable. Nice update! sit on his desk and refuse to leave until he concedes and gives you, umm... What we want?

This would be bad, he probably has security.
And messing with security always ends up badly.

Unless you are badass and have guns.
Which we neither are or have.

[Hitty40]

Find out where your boss lives, buy a gun along with ammo and a suppresor, break into his house while he's sleeping, kill him.

[Robocorn]

Find out where your boss lives, buy a wet-dry-vac, a balaclava, and an bee smoker. Find a large wasps nest, smoke them uncoscious, put the nest in the dry vac container, break into his house while he's sleeping, mouth full of bees.

Fix'd

[King_of_the_weasels]

Yeah, see the problem is if you kill him you'll go to jail, and never see your daughter again, and being there for your daughter is kinda your thing.

[King_of_the_weasels]

an early update, from the heart.

Well that went as well as expected.

No more office, No more secretary, No more company car.  Shit no more car, what time is it?  I better get walking now or the school will call Mercedes claiming I didn't pick Elisabeth up, and there is no way in hell I'm letting that happen.

An invisible montage of traveling later.


"Hey daddy."
"Hey Sweetie, I'm not late am I?"
"Nope, where's your car?"
"Uh, I don't have it, we'll have to walk a bit if that's okay."
"Its cool, can you carry my bag?"
"Heh, yeah sure.  Hold my hand."
"I know the drill. What happened to your eye? Did you get in a fight?"
"Sorta."
"Did you win."
"Nope."
"I didn't think so."
"Why's that?"
"You're nice."



"Nice people can't win fights?"
"Nope."
"and why is that?"
"Nice people don't like hurting others."
"What about Captain Cool? He hurts people."
"Yeah but.. yeah but he doesn't want to, he stops bad people from hurting good people."
"What makes them good people?"
"Well obviously they..  They just are okay!"
"Okay Sweetie."
"Plus super heroes aren't real."
"What about that guy, he could be a super hero."
"No he couldn't."
"How do you know."
"I just do."
"Well what about me, I could be a super hero."
"No you couldn't."
"May I ask why?"
"No."
"No?"
"Nope."
"Well why not."
"You taught me to keep my mouth shut when I don't have anything nice to say."
"I did."
"So I'm zipping up my lips and throwing away the key."
"Ha, I love you Elisabeth."
"Lovmphyophtophdadee."

[Blade Master Model 42]

D'awww.

>Quickly find a new job that you may provide for your sweet and wonderful little girl.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Update?  but I just.. okay fine.

"Ooh Ooh, Dad you like coffee right?"
*Sigh* "Yes."
"I bet you totally want one right NOW! Right? Right?"
*SIGH* "I guess."
"Well there's a coffee place, we should go in it right noooow."
"Fine."



*SIIIGH* "Hello Becky"
*GASP* "Could it be?  The greatest niece in the world?!"
"It most certainly is!  Do you know who the greatest aunt in the world is?"



"Okay, now I know you must be talking about of me."
"I most certainly am, Aunt Becky!"



RAWWW I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!



"Gaaah, Kelly I want a little girl!"
"Absolutely not, I am not raising a god damn baby."
"I didn't say anything about no baby!  I just want a little giiiirl!!!!"
"Ugh get off me, I can't stand you when you're baby crazy."
"John, I will buy your daughter name yo... oh geez what's up with the shiner."
"Surprisingly short story."
"Daddy got in a fight and loss!"
"Are the bigger kids messing with you Johnny?  Do you want me to beat them up so they'll leave you alone?"
"Funny"

I've had this post planned since before John was introduced.  So her name is in fact.  Becky Walters.

[Hitty40]

Get a coffee, take your daughter home.


Also, is the blue chick supposed to look really creepy in that third panel?

EDIT: Damn, totally forgot to put the color of the chick.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Get a coffee, take your daughter home.


Also, is the chick supposed to look really creepy in that third panel?

Which chick, there are 4 chicks in the third panel, I assume you mean Miya in panel 4.

[Hitty40]

Get a coffee, take your daughter home.


Also, is the chick supposed to look really creepy in that third panel?

Which chick, there are 4 chicks in the third panel, I assume you mean Miya in panel 4.

Yeah, totally forgot to put what color she was in there. *sigh*

[King_of_the_weasels]

also the answer is yes.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Miya, is your nose bleeding?