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Yes Please.

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Hell Nah.

12 (48%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[Ultimuh]

Patricia Walters, but everyone calls her 'Puddin'

And she hates it. 

[King_of_the_weasels]

Patricia Walters, but everyone calls her 'Puddin'

And she hates it. 

So her Mom calls her Puddin, and her Dad doesn't cause he isn't a dick, gotcha.

edit- also need the wife's name I guess, hopefully another Carr pun.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Back, for some reason.

Update!

"Synergy, profit, bottom line"
*Grunts of agreement*
"No no, Profit, Synergy, customers, bottom line"
*angry grunts*
"Profit Profit! Customers, Synergy bottomline!"
*grunts of apology*

"Hey John, the "Waltenator" "
"I'm kinda in a meeting here."
"Yeah yeah, but the boss wants to see you"
"What? You're kidding, why?"
"Whoa, Johnny John, don't shoot the messenger, just passing the info along."
"I guess we'll have to continue this meeting another time, the boss needs to see me."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

"Grow the hell up guys."

Spoiler: I hate going to my boss's office (click to show/hide)

I REALLY hate going to my boss's office.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Holy moley, an oopdate.

>Boss: Be named 'Spencer Moneybags'. You had it legally changed.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Holy moley, an oopdate.

>Boss: Be named 'Spencer Moneybags'. You had it legally changed.

What are you talking about that is clearly Mr. Carr.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Holy moley, an oopdate.

>Boss: Be named 'Spencer Moneybags'. You had it legally changed.

What are you talking about that is clearly Mr. Carr.

Oh right, duh, where is my head?

[King_of_the_weasels]

It's been 16 days since the last update, I won't take away your Numero Uno Fan badge... this time.

And yes, like it or not you are technically my number one fan.

[Blade Master Model 42]

It's been 16 days since the last update, I won't take away your Numero Uno Fan badge... this time.

And yes, like it or not you are technically my number one fan.

FRIG yes.

[Tidal]

And I'm not?

[Yoink]

Can I squeeze in for second place?

[ashton1993]

How many people are following this then 20? If so I'm you number 19 fan, number 20 you don't want to meet, anyway lets see what this egotistical boss dude wants I guess, walk in and be all like, umm... "Hey, nice office you got here, gets me every time... so you work here often?"

[King_of_the_weasels]

And I'm not?

Can I squeeze in for second place?

If being my number one fan is actually gonna be a thing, then you must fight for it!

or not, that would make much more sense.

[Hitty40]

Mr. Carr? I thought it John's douchebag-of-a-CEO brother, Rodger?

[King_of_the_weasels]

Mr. Carr? I thought it John's douchebag-of-a-CEO brother, Rodger?

Well it obviously isn't, cause that would mean that John, married his niece.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Another update, must be Christmas spirit everyone!

"You wanted to see me?"
"Don't bother sitting down, Woppers."
"Didn't have much choice either way, and it's Walters."
"Do you know what sort of company this is, Wafters."
"Well, obviously it's a..."
"Spare me your business jargon, Wallers."
"Okay.. and it's Walters."
"Incorrect, this isn't a Walters company, it's a Family company.  See what I'm getting at."
"Sorta, and my last name is Walters."
"I'm sorry, but you shouldn't expect me to remember all the minute details of all my employees, I have many."
"Well I was also your son-in-law up to 3 years ago."
"Ha, Nice try, but my daughter Lisa has never been married, and my boy Race isn't one of ... those.
"No, I was married to Mercedes."
"Oh, right right right, well you can't expect me to know every minute detail of all of my daughters husbands, she has had many."
"No.. no I was the only one."
"Really?  I didn't realize my daughter lived so modestly, how is she anyway?"
"I wouldn't know."
"See this is what I'm talking about, not a family man, just like she said."
"We're divorced!"
"You are? What a shame, what of your son?"
"You mean my daughter?"
"What no.  Your son, about your height, very polite to me, you raised him well."
"I don't have a son."
"Well then who was that man walking around my daughter's house?"
"It was probably me."
"I thought you and she divorced."
"When was the last time you visited her at her home?"
"Christmas."
"Which Christmas?"
"I don't know, how often do they happen?"
"Every year."
"Really!?"
*SIGH*
"Did you have an actual reason to call me in here?"
"Oh, yes.  You're fired."
"Pardon?"
"Yes, as I said this is a family company, and not only are you divorced, but according to my daughter Mercedes, you like to skimp out taking care of your daughter, Eliza.
"I don't see how that has any impact on my work. My daughter's name is Elisabeth, not Eliza. I take care of her every weekend, and would take care of her ever day if your "lawyers" hadn't tried to take her away from me completely.  Mercedes doesn't take care of her at all and has instead of army of nannies to do all the work while she gets drunk with her friends and sleeps with men half her age, and she's claiming I skimp out?"
"Well how many nannies do you have to take care of her?"
"NONE!"
"And you think that's enough to take care of a child?!  She's not some ghetto born guttersnipe, she's a Carr!"
"She's a Walters!"
"A what?"
"A Walters."
"I don't know what that is."
"It's my last name!"
"How was I suppose to know that!?"
"Are you fucking kidding me!?"
"I've fired men for less offensive language than that, do you want to be fired, Walnuts?!?"
YOU ALREADY FIRED ME ASSHOLE!!!

This is in fact, the first time seeing a slacker character from behind, that makes them officially 2D instead of 1D.  What a revolution.

But in actually revolutionary stuff, I figured out how to angle stuff in paint.net so no more bullshit tables. Just lazily drawn ones.