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13 (52%)

Hell Nah.

12 (48%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[micelus]

Yep. His nickname's Psychobitch.

[Yoink]

He is in You are King...Well until he gets killed, that is.

I don't know what's going on in You are King 2: electric boogaloo, but Taric was pretty sweet in the first one.  Yoink's guy was the psycho bitch.

edit- wait he's the queen isn't he.

Not evil, just misunderstood!
"I'm only 14, but I watch a lot of TV and that's just a standard formula for psycho bitch," is a classic line.

[King_of_the_weasels]

He is in You are King...Well until he gets killed, that is.

I don't know what's going on in You are King 2: electric boogaloo, but Taric was pretty sweet in the first one.  Yoink's guy was the psycho bitch.

edit- wait he's the queen isn't he.

Not evil, just misunderstood!
"I'm only 14, but I watch a lot of TV and that's just a standard formula for psycho bitch," is a classic line.

Your mistaken, all of my lines are instant classics.

edit- still need city and borough names.

[Ultimuh]

Fluketown, New Fauxville

That did sound good to me, but you seem to be quite picky about names. 

[King_of_the_weasels]

Fluketown, New Fauxville

That did sound good to me, but you seem to be quite picky about names. 

I'm big on things not sucking.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Groenburg (cityname), West Amberton (borough)

[ashton1993]

City - Stroud
Boroughs - Hackney, Croyden, Cressex, Downley, Micklefield

Groenburg (cityname), West Amberton (borough)

Surely the borough would be West Groenburg?

[Hubris Incalculable]

no, Groenburg grew and swallowed up Amberton.

[King_of_the_weasels]

City - Stroud
Boroughs - Hackney, Croyden, Cressex, Downley, Micklefield

Kinda Great Britishy.


City Name: New Stroud
Boroughs-
Suburbia: West Amberton
Commercial district: ??
Bohemian district: ??
Industrial district: ??

[Yoink]

Peewee Place, damnit! Possibly for the Bohemian district!

How about Downfields?

[King_of_the_weasels]

Peewee Place, damnit! Possibly for the Bohemian district!

How about Downfields?

City Name: New Stroud
Boroughs-
Suburbia: West Amberton
Commercial district: ??
Bohemian district: Downfield
Industrial district: ??
   Amusement Park: Peewee Park

[King_of_the_weasels]

An update for the history books.

When we last left our hero he made the mistake of calling a psycho bitch a psycho bitch.

...

Let's see what the results shall we?

Spoiler: Indeed let's (click to show/hide)

Totally ripped that face from some meme I'm sure.

"HOW DARE YOU I AM A PRINCESS!!"

Yes because people who consider themselves princesses are always well-adjusted folks.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS!?

Another gem. She is truly one of the people.



"You have upset the Little Miss. I assume you're prepared to deal the consequences?  You are far braver then  I took you for."

"Crap you're not gonna kill me are you? My mom knows I'm here."
"Of course not, that wouldn't be legal."
*sniff* "If I can't have you, then no one will!"

And the trifecta is complete.

"Indeed, the Miss always gets what she wants."
"Well too bad!  I'm not dating her just cause our parents set us up."
"I don't think you understand, she will have you.  Anytime you so much as get a butterfly in your stomach at the sight of another woman, I will be there.  I will make sure that any attempts at love you make will fail. Her parents will move, she'll be expelled, suddenly she's a lesbian.  Whatever it takes to make sure that the Miss get's what is hers.
"How is that even possible?  Let alone how is that any less illegal then just killing me."
"The Carr family is very rich, and VERY well connected.  The only reason I don't slit your throat this instant is your Mother made Mr. Carr sign a contract promising your life cannot be taken by anyone connected to The Carr corporation or family.  Sadly the contract said nothing of sabotage."

Damn you mother, how could you forget the anti-sabotage clause!  If you have to write up a contract protecting my life when I go on a date with someone's daughter, you should also note every bat-shit crazy that this fucked up family may try.

"Okay, this is stupid, there is no way you can pull that off." He could.
"Let alone keep it up for very long." He still does.
"So how about you just call my mom, I've got homework to do." I didn't.

"Niko, Dennis is about to show Douch-bob Tightpants how it's done, It's rock off time man!

Wait huh?  Oh right, this was a flashback.

edit- Someone just voted on the poll and did not bump this, I want their name and their head!

[filiusenox]

edit- Someone just voted on the poll and did not bump this, I want their name and their head!

Yeah thats me.
And as for my head... COME GET IT.

[King_of_the_weasels]

edit- Someone just voted on the poll and did not bump this, I want their name and their head!

Yeah thats me.
And as for my head... COME GET IT.

I don't need to you bumped. It's aaaaalll goooood.

[Yoink]

Creeeeepy flasback!
One thing I noticed though, the creepy guy's threats sorta scroll off the page... I had to quote the post to actually read the rest of it. That little bit of extra work was definitely worth it, though!