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[King_of_the_weasels]

Gonna go with Travis Vance, not sure when the next update is gonna be.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Update

So apparently this douche bags name is Travis Vance, and he's in some douche bag band, that never gets gigs here, so instead of not sucking he's gonna talk shit about the place.  MY place, the place run by Ol' Ben, have you met Ol' Ben?  He's the type of guy you'd let screw your mother, cause you'd be 1000% okay with him being your dad, I'd punch this arrogant asshole in the face if it wasn't for the fact that I'm like half his size and he's under the protection of Lisa's terrifying bodyguard/butler/chauffeur .

This guy is the biggest douche I've ever had the displeasure to meet.

Then he introduced his band mates.



I....  I don't even know..

I don't want to know these guys names, but of course he tells me them anyway.

Next update: here

[Hubris Incalculable]

Black hair: Andrew "KriegHammer" Johnson (bear in mind that that's his stagename, not a nickname)
Blondie: Gregory Llewellin

[King_of_the_weasels]

Black hair: Andrew "KriegHammer" Johnson (bear in mind that that's his stagename, not a nickname)
Blondie: Gregory Llewellin

Terrible names, you should be ashamed.

[Ultimuh]

The black haired dude should be called

Eric Wilks (Or maybe he's a Dennis?)

And the blonde

Jonas Henriksen (Another typical Danish name.  )

If these aren't good enough, I give up..
..My brain can't handle the stress of naming all of these characters you keep throwing at us! D:

[Theodolus]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

[King_of_the_weasels]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

Fake goth as in he's posing as a goth? but not a REAL Goth, whatever that is?  Or fake goth as in he is not of the gothic era.

[Ultimuh]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

Fake goth as in he's posing as a goth? but not a REAL Goth, whatever that is?  Or fake goth as in he is not of the gothic era.

Goth as in dressing up in black clothes, dying hair black and sometimes paint skin completely white.

Altough for all we know, it should be a flat-chested woman? 

..with black lipstick/gloss..

How about we just give this.. person a really gender Ambiguous name. And GM.. never reveal his/hers gender.

And to make it all more confusing,  he/she will get quite pissy wether we call him/her a he or she.
gthe voice for this character should confuse us even further.. better yet, have him/her to be mute.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

Fake goth as in he's posing as a goth? but not a REAL Goth, whatever that is?  Or fake goth as in he is not of the gothic era.

Goth as in dressing up in black clothes, dying hair black and sometimes paint skin completely white.

Altough for all we know, it should be a flat-chested woman? 

..with black lipstick/gloss..

How about we just give this.. person a really gender Ambiguous name. And GM.. never reveal his/hers gender.

And to make it all more confusing,  he/she will get quite pissy wether we call him/her a he or she.
gthe voice for this character should confuse us even further.. better yet, have him/her to be mute.

Can a woman be a douchebag?

[Ultimuh]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

Fake goth as in he's posing as a goth? but not a REAL Goth, whatever that is?  Or fake goth as in he is not of the gothic era.

Goth as in dressing up in black clothes, dying hair black and sometimes paint skin completely white.

Altough for all we know, it should be a flat-chested woman? 

..with black lipstick/gloss..

How about we just give this.. person a really gender Ambiguous name. And GM.. never reveal his/hers gender.

And to make it all more confusing,  he/she will get quite pissy wether we call him/her a he or she.
gthe voice for this character should confuse us even further.. better yet, have him/her to be mute.

Can a woman be a douchebag?

She could be.. a douchess.. 

[King_of_the_weasels]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

Fake goth as in he's posing as a goth? but not a REAL Goth, whatever that is?  Or fake goth as in he is not of the gothic era.

Goth as in dressing up in black clothes, dying hair black and sometimes paint skin completely white.

Altough for all we know, it should be a flat-chested woman? 

..with black lipstick/gloss..

How about we just give this.. person a really gender Ambiguous name. And GM.. never reveal his/hers gender.

And to make it all more confusing,  he/she will get quite pissy wether we call him/her a he or she.
gthe voice for this character should confuse us even further.. better yet, have him/her to be mute.

Can a woman be a douchebag?

She could be.. a douchess.. 

TO BAD HE'S A HUNDRED PERCENT MAN.

[Ultimuh]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

Fake goth as in he's posing as a goth? but not a REAL Goth, whatever that is?  Or fake goth as in he is not of the gothic era.

Goth as in dressing up in black clothes, dying hair black and sometimes paint skin completely white.

Altough for all we know, it should be a flat-chested woman? 

..with black lipstick/gloss..

How about we just give this.. person a really gender Ambiguous name. And GM.. never reveal his/hers gender.

And to make it all more confusing,  he/she will get quite pissy wether we call him/her a he or she.
gthe voice for this character should confuse us even further.. better yet, have him/her to be mute.

Can a woman be a douchebag?

She could be.. a douchess.. 

TO BAD HE'S A HUNDRED PERCENT MAN.

Heh, didn't like my pun I guess. 

Too bad the potential ensuing hillarity was wasted.. ah well.. back to the names..

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Blonde Haired Pretentious Twit: Henry Thurgood
Black Haired Fake Goth: Melvin Pierson

Fake goth as in he's posing as a goth? but not a REAL Goth, whatever that is?  Or fake goth as in he is not of the gothic era.

Goth as in dressing up in black clothes, dying hair black and sometimes paint skin completely white.

Altough for all we know, it should be a flat-chested woman? 

..with black lipstick/gloss..

How about we just give this.. person a really gender Ambiguous name. And GM.. never reveal his/hers gender.

And to make it all more confusing,  he/she will get quite pissy wether we call him/her a he or she.
gthe voice for this character should confuse us even further.. better yet, have him/her to be mute.

Can a woman be a douchebag?

Yeah, we can be douchebags just fine.

[King_of_the_weasels]

NOT an update

Hey guys it's me, King of the Weasels. I made you guys a portrait of me (which isn't just a modified Nick) for your closet shrines.  You guys do have a shrine in your closet devoted to me right?  RIGHT?!

Also I used up all my background characters and I never know when  I may need new ones so if you want to appear slackerfied just let me know, and I'll use my imagination to make a guy who looks like you, even if he/she doesn't actually, It's what I THINK you look like, which honestly depends on your inner beauty, and really isn't that the second most important beauty?  Think about it.

[Tersr]

Sure, I'd love to know what you think I might look like. Slackerfie me!