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Yes Please.
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Author Topic: Slacker [UPDATE 1/22/2013] Start your moaning.  (Read 83741 times)

ashton1993

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #241 on: September 21, 2011, 03:54:52 pm »

That was totally worth it.

Take his order.

This then.
And after cry into a pillow... or the next good-looking customer's (manly) shoulder
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

King_of_the_weasels

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #242 on: September 21, 2011, 03:57:48 pm »

That was totally worth it.

Take his order.

This then.
And after cry into a pillow... or the next good-looking customer's (manly) shoulder

She has low self esteem she's not some god damn "needs a man, sad sack" that was the point of the daydream thing.
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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #243 on: September 21, 2011, 04:06:51 pm »

>Serve the coffee, but as you're doing so laugh maniacally and spill half of it on the floor.
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ashton1993

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #244 on: September 21, 2011, 04:09:17 pm »

aww shizzle, serve Edward is coffee and then sneak off work to call up friends and gossip and womanly things
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

Ultimuh

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #245 on: September 21, 2011, 04:13:40 pm »

Ignore the angry man, daydream about toast! or Nyan-cat!
« Last Edit: September 21, 2011, 04:30:55 pm by Ultimuh »
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Yoink

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #246 on: September 21, 2011, 04:18:48 pm »

Take his order, and say something (semi) witty like, "Do you want your coffee with curdled milk? Brighten up, sunshine."
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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #247 on: September 21, 2011, 04:27:27 pm »

Take his order, and say something (semi) witty like, "Do you want your coffee with curdled milk? Brighten up, sunshine."
Then throw hot coffee into his face. Then say sweetly:
"Do you like it? I put extra pain into it!"
« Last Edit: September 21, 2011, 04:29:47 pm by filiusenox »
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Blade Master Model 42

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #248 on: September 21, 2011, 04:28:57 pm »

Take his order, and say something (semi) witty like, "Do you want your coffee with curdled milk? Brighten up, sunshine."
Then throw hot coffee into his face. Then say:
"I told you to brighten up sunshine."

Not this. We don't want to get fired.

Yoink

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #249 on: September 21, 2011, 04:31:18 pm »

Well, let's just do my idea, and then actually give him his coffee. :P Assuming he orders coffee...
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Ultimuh

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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #250 on: September 21, 2011, 04:31:29 pm »

Take his order, and say something (semi) witty like, "Do you want your coffee with curdled milk? Brighten up, sunshine."

I change my choice to this.
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Re: Slacker [UPDATED FOR REALZ] (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #251 on: September 23, 2011, 08:03:22 am »

Alrighty I know what the next update will be.  I just don't feel like putting it together.
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King_of_the_weasels

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #252 on: September 23, 2011, 04:39:06 pm »

It's update time losers.



Well now that the "Take the dude's order crisis of 2011" has been dealt with, it looks like another crisis has just begun.
The "Your nosey lesbian roommates who mooch coffee and snacks off you debacle of why won't this day end, and they totally saw that dude you like enter and you make an ass of yourself so now there going to bug you about it of 2011" also known as NLR debacle of 2011.

You know the jist, what are these ladies names.

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #253 on: September 23, 2011, 04:47:44 pm »

Mary Johnson and Jackie Porter.
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King_of_the_weasels

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #254 on: September 23, 2011, 04:49:23 pm »

Mary Johnson and Jackie Porter.

Which is which? By the way the pale on is of Japanese decent.
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