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Yes Please.

13 (52%)

Hell Nah.

12 (48%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[NRDL]

Oh, don't worry, you're funny.  I just wanna see where this goes, first, before LOLing. 

[King_of_the_weasels]

Oh, don't worry, you're funny.  I just wanna see where this goes, first, before LOLing.

No you LOL now *cracks his whip*

[Pandarsenic]

"And an application."

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, NIKOLAI! YOU CAN DO IT.

[King_of_the_weasels]

"And an application."

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, NIKOLAI! YOU CAN DO IT.

Adding and an application after saying do you serve coffee in a coffee shop would be more hilarious then helpful.

[Pandarsenic]

<_<
>_>

But the headvoices would never give bad advice, especially not on purpose.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Well the head voices are more of suggestions that tend to get ignored since they have no actual power.

[Pandarsenic]

Thus phrasing it as though it would actually be helpful, in a situation when Nikolai is more open to our suggestions since he's panicking and has just said something amazingly, hilariously derp.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Thus phrasing it as though it would actually be helpful, in a situation when Nikolai is more open to our suggestions since he's panicking and has just said something amazingly, hilariously derp.

Actually your powers are lessened greatly when he's embarrassed, since his confidence is reduced inversely by how embarrassed he is.
It very technical and not at all a real thing.

[Pandarsenic]

Awww, we can't prey upon his vulnerability? :<

[King_of_the_weasels]

"Oh no, this is a flower shop, It has that big cup of coffee in the front just to be ironic."
"Oh really? I don't see how it's ironic."
"No, I mean like in the way hipsters think they're being."
"Even then it's not, cause.. you do serve coffee."
"Then why'd you ask?"
"Uh... because... I'm... an idiot."
"Well at least you're man enough to admit it, now what do you want?"
"A latte and a blue berry muffin if you have any fresh ones."
"That will be Three fifty"

Current cash in wallet: 51 cents.



"You were doing really well until you started talking."
"Fuck you Don."

Whoa, wait what did her name tag say again?

[Yoink]

Trainee.

[Pandarsenic]

Name tag?

[lawastooshort]

Trainee Janine McYeahshaw.

[NRDL]

Trainee Janine McYeahshaw.

Give her a southern belle accent. 

[King_of_the_weasels]

Name tag?

The name tag works like a watch, it only appears when needed.