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Plot?

Yes Please.
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Hell Nah.
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Author Topic: Slacker [UPDATE 1/22/2013] Start your moaning.  (Read 83569 times)

King_of_the_weasels

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2011, 04:08:53 am »

...Get coffee?

Well look who took their head out of their ass!  Let's go get a muffin and a cup of Joe.



I'm not sure who this douche in front of me in line is, but the tall dude in the fronts a friend of mine.
He's the bassist in this celtic punk rhythm and blues fusion band, they're okay.

Now, I know his name and the name of his band, but let's see if you can even fathom a guess at both.

Note: all insults are directed at you the "guardian angel" and not specifically the person who suggested it.

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Tidal

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2011, 08:49:19 am »

His name is Donnavan O'Kelly of the band Deathmole.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2011, 07:34:48 pm »




Wow "First" (only) try too, pretty good.  Anyway yeah his name is Donovan O'Kelly, bassist of Deathmole, which is frankly a terrible name for their band, but whatever I get into their shows for free.



Oh hey he's waving at me, I think he wants me to come up too him.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2011, 08:10:48 pm »

Throw the guy in front of you outside then chat with Don.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2011, 08:13:17 pm »

Walk around the guy, blatantly sidling past him.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2011, 09:08:44 pm »

Throw the guy in front of you outside then chat with Don.

As long as he's not bigger than you. 
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2011, 09:18:10 pm »

Casually walk past the bloke in front of you and chat with Don.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2011, 10:16:30 pm »



Dum de dum, just.. going to go talk to my friend..  Totally cutting but whatever.. he was.. saving my spot.. or something.

Okay this dude is pissed, but he's not gonna do anything.

"Niko, how are you comrade."
"Uh. Alright I guess."
"Heh heh, alright. What are you doing here?"
"Getting coffee what the hell does it look like?"
"No man, I mean what are you doing here today, it's Thursday."
"Crap, Are you serious?  Ah man I.. I gotta go."
"Here's your coffee.
"Awesome thanks"
"Next?"



Oh crap, Ah man.  It's the cute coffee shop girl who works T-days and Sunday afternoons.  God I'm going to make an ass of my self, I just know it, fuck.

"Hello?"
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2011, 10:21:26 pm »

"Hi,I'd like to order a coffee, also are you hiring?" Say that and you won't make an ass of self, maybe.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2011, 11:04:20 pm »

"Hi,I'd like to order a coffee, also are you hiring?" Say that and you won't make an ass of self, maybe.

DO EET!
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2011, 02:22:12 am »

"Hi,I'd like to order a coffee, also are you hiring?" Say that and you won't make an ass of self, maybe.

DO EET!

Oh god, Oh god, Oh god

Oh god, Oh god, Oh god

Oh god, Oh god, Oh god



"Um.. do you have coffee?"
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2011, 02:25:28 am »

...Wait for reply.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2011, 02:26:41 am »

...Wait for reply.

Yeah that will probably be the next update, but ending this way is kinda like a punchline.



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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2011, 02:31:33 am »

Ok. 
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2011, 02:35:21 am »

Ok.

Apparently I'm not funny *Tear tear*
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