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Yes Please.
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Hell Nah.
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Author Topic: Slacker [UPDATE 1/22/2013] Start your moaning.  (Read 83525 times)

King_of_the_weasels

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Re: Slacker
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2011, 09:08:21 pm »
Quote from: Tersr on September 11, 2011, 09:06:29 pm
Walk past him and say something like "Hi" or "Sup" and exit the building.



That's the longest name I've ever heard in my entire life.



Note: glad I made the face palm.
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Tersr

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Re: Slacker
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2011, 09:10:18 pm »
His name is "Mark Peter Philips"
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 01, 2012, 03:37:32 pm
Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

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Re: Slacker
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2011, 09:20:59 pm »
If it's like pokemon, name him poopman. If it's not, name him Mark berbiglio.
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Re: Slacker
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2011, 09:27:58 pm »
Sal.
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Re: Slacker
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2011, 09:45:03 pm »


Oh yeah.. Mr. Bigbigio or something.  Whatever.

Oh god he doesn't want to talk to me does he?  Uugh he does.. fuuu..


"Hey, Mr. Birbligio."
"There you are Niko."
"It's just Nick"
"I thought your friends called you Niko."
"Uh.. some did.. but now it's just Nick.."
"Well anyway it's about your rent"
"I should still be paid til the end of next month"
"Yes, buuuut your mom called me."
Fuuuuck
"Oh yeah.. I know about her not.. paying my rent any longer, but I'll get you the money for the next month.""Mhhm.. sure"
"No I will, I'm.. looking for work right now."
"Well if you don't have a job by the end of the next week, don't bother asking for an extension."
"Yeah yeah I read you loud and clear."

Fuck.
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Tersr

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2011, 09:51:00 pm »
Run outside and find the nearest place with an opening.
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 01, 2012, 03:37:32 pm
Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2011, 09:51:56 pm »
find a diner and apply there.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2011, 09:53:30 pm »
Look for a pebble or insect. Then throw it at his face. Take that landlord.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2011, 09:56:54 pm »
Wonder why all the voices in your head have terrible ideas.

Apply for a job at a local fastfood place.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2011, 11:35:16 pm »
>Sell sexy body on the street.
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2011, 12:06:07 am »
Yeah yeah, I gotcha, I need to get a job.  One problem though.



It is 10:45 and I still haven't had my "morning coffee".  I mean just look at those bags under my.. eyes.  I didn't go to bed til a couple of hours from now.  You ask to much of me.  Now here's a test, how should I solve my not filled with coffee problem?
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2011, 12:20:31 am »
Man up and break your addiction. You can't afford caffeine until you have employment.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2011, 12:22:28 am »
Who uses caffeine anymore? Get some booze.
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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2011, 12:25:33 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 12, 2011, 12:20:31 am
Man up and break your addiction. You can't afford caffeine until you have employment.



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Re: Slacker (Warning frequent use of big boy words)
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2011, 03:55:44 am »
...Get coffee? 
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