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Yes Please.

13 (52%)

Hell Nah.

12 (48%)

Total Members Voted: 20

[Yoink]

Yes, after shift go work at a cell mobile phone store.

[King_of_the_weasels]

You don't get to keep the costume.

[Bdthemag]

Hey, if he puts it on youtube then you could become an internet celebrity! Think of all the hypothetical money you could make!

[Pandarsenic]

We could make as much money as, say, the Star Wars kid, or Chris Crocker, or
fffffffffffffffffffff-

[Neyvn]

PTW

[King_of_the_weasels]

PTW

PTW   Poison the Well (band)
PTW   Powered Two Wheelers
PTW   Play the World (Civilization 3 game)
PTW   Permit to Work (UK)
PTW   Play to Win
PTW   Pottstown, Pennsylvania (Airport Code)
PTW   Power Trip Wrestling (UK)
PTW   Price to Win
PTW   Precision Targeting Workstation
PTW   Player to Watch
PTW   Personal Training Weapon
PTW   Pops Tönende Wunderwelt (German: Pops Sounding Wonderland; radio show; Germany)
PTW   Pirate the World (online pirate game)
PTW   Profesional Training Weapon
PTW   Precision Tomahawk Workstation
PTW   Pychkine-Tews-Weinmann (cryptographical attack on the WEP encryption protocol)
PTW   Participant Test Weekend (London Stock Exchange; UK)
PTW   Professional Time Waster
PTW   Proposing to Win
PTW   Physikalisch-Technische Werkstätten GmbH (producer of dosimetry equipment; Freiburg, Germany)


Which one did you mean?

[lawastooshort]

PTW

PTW   Precision Targeting Workstation

Which one did you mean?

Probably.

[ashton1993]

GDX

[Ultimuh]

Proton Torpedo Weapons

I am sure it's that.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Proton Torpedo Weapons

I am sure it's that.

Your right, now I know what the update will be.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Ha ha no, real update for those who are sitting anxiously. aka probably no one.

Worse 4 hours of my life, but it's 4pm and the boss man is signalling me to come back in, must be closing time.



Looks like he's busy talking to the dude who has the actual "working at the computer store" job, lucky bastard.

"You did good today, here's your money."
"Yeah cool, thanks man" Said the dude in gray who can't have color coded text.

Del Pino then turns to me.

"Hey good job for your first day, we sold 2 computers because of you."
"Because of me?"
"Yeah you brought them in."

Or you know, they needed a computer, but okay sure if he thinks I did it.

"Anyway here's your money."

You earned 36 buckaroos.  Also known as dollars.

"Wait, you're just paying me like that?"
"Yeah it's real money, you can count it if you want."

I don't see how counting money makes it LESS fake, but I'll trust him.

"Yeah, but don't you have to like keep records?"
"What no, you just did some temp work."
"But you.."
"Temp Work."
"But like.. taxes."
"Temp work."
"That, doesn't like stop you from paying.."
"Temp work. Go enjoy your money, don't worry."
"Okay, whatever, As long as I get paid."
"That's the spirit, don't worry about taxes."

Pretty sure that guy doesn't pay taxes. Oh well no skin off my back.

Alright the night is young, what should I do?

[kaian-a-coel]

go to police station, denounce the guy, sue him.

[King_of_the_weasels]

go to police station, denounce the guy, sue him.

Sue him for paying you more then what you would of made?

[Hubris Incalculable]

go to police station, denounce the guy, sue him.

Sue him for paying you more then what you would of made?

Yeah, that makes very little sense, at least until we have other employment. in the meantime, record these highly suspicious events carefully in our Handy-Dandy... NOTEBOOK!, for posterity. Then, buy a newspaper from a newsstand (assuming there are any), and scan the want-ads for other lines of employment.

[King_of_the_weasels]

go to police station, denounce the guy, sue him.

Sue him for paying you more then what you would of made?

Yeah, that makes very little sense, at least until we have other employment. in the meantime, record these highly suspicious events carefully in our Handy-Dandy... NOTEBOOK!, for posterity. Then, buy a newspaper from a newsstand (assuming there are any), and scan the want-ads for other lines of employment.

Seriously what the hell is this newsPAPEIER everyone's talking about.


edit: and while were at it, grey beanie dudes name.