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[BunnyBob77]

I say we should start by doing some smuggling till we can get a ship with cannons, then begin doing some piracy.

[ShoesandHats]

Driven by either your piratey instincts or the urge to drink, you visit the local pub. (Sometimes, success will be calculated by a random number generator. 1 would be falling over on the way to the pub and breaking your leg or something, and 20 would be finding 100 goldz on the way there. Just thought I would let you guys know.) When you arrive, (2) you notice that  the pub is closed, and that while you weren't looking, some scumbag stole 50 gold from your infinitely large gold-holding pocket. Looking to earn back and then spend the lost money, you head to the market. Which merchant will you talk to?

The arms dealer

The fruit stand-person

The ship merchant

The clothing cart-guy

[Gatleos]

Mmmm... let's go to the fruit vendor first. The climate around here seems good for fruit export.

[Pandarsenic]

Let's go with that. Also, we have a nice house... we should store our gold in it to be safe from future repetitions of what just happened.

[ShoesandHats]

You head over to the fruit stand, which is attended by a rather kind looking man. "Hello, sir. Would you like some fruit?" he asks.
Which fruit do you want, and how much of it?

Orange, 5 gold per fruit

Apple, 5 gold per fruit

Grapes, 5 gold per bunch

Peach, 8 gold per fruit

[Tersr]

Buy an apple and eat it!

[Pandarsenic]

We'll need oranges. Scurvy won't do for a GENTLEMAN PIRATE.

[NRDL]

We'll need oranges. Scurvy won't do for a GENTLEMAN PIRATE.

[Tidal]

I like the oranges idea. Also, if we sell these fruits to a town in which they are not native to, we'll make an amazing profit. No matter how many we dump into their economy, they'll be worth a bunch.