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[Nilocy]

Basically, its a bunch of fun where you write a movies plot backwards. A lot of hillarity ensues.

I'll start,

Titanic is the heartwarming tail of a magical boat that jumps out of the ocean to save a bunch of drowning passengers.

[Itnetlolor]

Star Wars: A New Hope is about a rebellion force building a Death Star (Life-Moon?) near Yavin IV, with a smuggler giving the Princess back to the Empire. The padawan unlearns what he has learned and returns home to his foster parents on Tattooine where he then devotes his life to moisture farming after having taken on life as a Jedi (in training) and rebel pilot. (The (Life-Moon?) creates a paradise-gaia world under the name of Alderaan, in the Empire's act of peace towards the Rebels as amnesty). During that time, two droids, after spending their time on the Death Star (Life-Moon?) and then desert planet, head back into their Corellian Corvette which the Empire kindly returned for the plans to the Death Star, returning command and ownership to the princess on board. The Empire repairs the Tantive IV (Corvette), and The Corvette and Star Destroyer then leave Tattooine.


It may need proofreading, but I think I got the gist of it. Plus, obligatory Star Wars attempt. Makes good practice, probably example of what you mean.

[Tarran]

Do you mean backwards in a sense of just backwards, or backwards in a sense that the good guys are the bad guys and people who live are instead the people who die?

I'm going with the former.

The Day After Tomorrow The Day Before Tomorrow:

Astronauts look at the earth. New York is Effed, but people are alive and have excessive amounts of helicopters to help them get off the skyscrapers.

Three kids (one wounded) run to a ship INSIDE New York while the ice-covered buildings start melting ground up. Wolves run away from the kids but magically heal the wounded one while doing so. The kids put medicine back into the ship. They then go back to a library.

President Blake ends up coming back to life from the dead, so Raymond gets kicked out of president's Favorite Chair. Someone comes up from the floor and connects his rope to another rope. He is then thrown up and the ceiling of the mall is instantly repaired. The man and another man then start moon-walking in the snow. They eventually come across a car, and drive it through the snow backwards without looking. Then, everyone in the southern US, having taken a vacation in Mexico at the same time, return back to their homes.

Kids run out of a library as water runs away from them. One of the kids mentioned before calls his father. Him and his friends then start trudging in sewer-covered streets. Birds, obviously annoyed due to human neglect, run away from the sewer-covered New York. Then, academic competition!

As a result of the competitions, ice hurricanes spontaneously start going backwards. Astronauts complain about arriving home late. Air traffic is resumed after an undefined length of canceling. Tornadoes in Los Angeles. Oversized-ice Hailstorm in Tokyo. Snow in New Delhi.

A man, after taking a long long time, finally predicts an Ice Age. You think? Buoys then show water temperatures rising from reforming polar ice. A person then reports things on Global warming. OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE IS NOT CONVINCED DUE TO THE ICESTORMS. Then he goes to the Larsen Ice Shelf and looks at a crack as a person flies up and the crack rebuilds himself. The end.

[Bdthemag]

The Sixth sense is about a ghost who finds out he is alive, then befriends a ghost who can talk to living people.

[Itnetlolor]

Taking Tarran's example:

"Terrible Short"
Seltzer and Friedberg have actually done their research in this short "terrible" movie. It holds plot, is snarky, yet has good references towards people with merit that have worked their way through life (and meaningful moments in history), and Noble Prize winners have a sense of humor, but don't steal the show with a catch phrase they thought was funny at the time. When one of these people make an appearance, they are casually introduced onto scene and are actually relevant to the plot, and push it along. The cast consists of talented amateur actors that are engaging and compelling, and actually makes you care for them as things progress. By the end, you can't help but to give it a standing ovation.

The short also shows examples of good examples for kids to go by, and has positive role models to look up to, and is a real thinker, yet makes sense after watching through it all. Well worth watching in it's entirety, even multiple times. IT'S THAT GOOD! One is to be convinced they chose the name for this short film in reconciliation for their sins of the past by acknowledging that they weren't doing things right with the "_____ Movie" series.

EDIT:
I think I may have stumbled on upon the 6th seal to end the world.

[Nilocy]

Hmm, I just mean plot wise. I should say just do a plot synopsis actually. Much easier to read that way.

Captain America is about a man who travels back in time to bring back the nazis and then becomes a weakling

[Angel Of Death]

Transformers is about people who have lost the NoLight who travel to a planet full of robots and don't blow shit up at all or blow the special effects budget.

[jc6036]

Crank 2 is about a badass with a heart of gold who donates his organs to save people. His last one to go is his heart.

[jc6036]

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[jc6036]

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[Tarran]

Good god triple post.

[jc6036]

O.o Damn, SMF! Tripled my post, wow.  | | | Kickass, a movie about a major corporation that fights three super villians in huge gunfights with epic musical scores.

[Heron TSG]

I tried to write Inception backwards but ultimately failed. Time to ice my brain.

[Itnetlolor]

I tried to write Inception backwards but ultimately failed. Time to ice my brain.

A team of people give codes to a poor man outright, and he buries them many layers deep within his subconscious, making it second nature to him.

I tried what I could.

[Armok]

Someone must do Primer.