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Author Topic: Chaos Seed: Bacon Chaos Marines are best marines.  (Read 5183 times)

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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2011, 03:36:04 pm »

>Meditate
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2011, 04:30:17 pm »

This thread is trip as fuck. I like it.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2011, 04:33:25 pm »

Create a host of chaos marines to combat the order when it arrives.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2011, 04:47:15 pm »

Create a host of chaos marines to combat the order when it arrives.
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Out of the bacon.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2011, 05:20:07 pm »

Create a host of chaos marines to combat the order when it arrives.
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Out of the bacon.

They shall be the most savory of Bacon Marines.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2011, 06:43:30 pm »

Seriously, what does control and influence affect, and how can we use these?
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2011, 03:55:32 am »

Seriously, what does control and influence affect, and how can we use these?
Hahahahaha.
You already are, and always were using them. Look at the rolls man, look at the rolls.

Mmmmmmmm....bacon marines.

Will update a bit later.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2011, 04:20:30 am »

But seriously. How does it affect the rolls?
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2011, 04:39:52 am »

It doesnt affect the rolls.

It is the rolls.

Read if you dont get it:
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2011, 04:51:27 am »

Impose order on the ruptured ground below you.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2011, 09:01:51 am »

Turn 7: [You gain 2 control.]
>Meditate [7/13] [You gain 3 control]
>Create a host of chaos marines to combat the order when it arrives. [12/13]
>2 +bacon [6/13]
>3 +bacon [9/13]
               [27]  [You lose 5 control]
>Impose order on the ruptured ground below you. [13/13] [You lose 1 influence.]

You meditate on your form and order yourself slightly better. The Heart is pleased.

You then proceed to create a host of bacon chaos marines. The Heart is not pleased in the least. The Heart wonders what you did to deserve this sort of thing.
[You gain 3 Bacon Marines. Each with a power of 9.]

Bacon Marine 1 [5/9]
The marine fires in random directions and then slips on the melting ground.

Bacon Marine 2 [2/9]
The marine shoots himself in the foot. [Bacon Marine 2 loses 1 power.]

Bacon Marine 3 [1/9]
The marine doesnt do much at all. It is quite frankly disturbing to see a "spawn of chaos" do nothing.

[26/75]
[26-13=13]
You feel a very strong gust of wind.

[205+27+5+2+1+13=253]
[You gain 2 influence.]

They will push through in 2 turns. One of Them wonders why something would create marines out of bacon, and then discards the question due to its inanity.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Bacon Chaos Marines are best marines.
« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2011, 09:39:34 am »

Merge the three marines together.

And what happened with the inanely good roll on the imposing order on the ground?
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Re: Chaos Seed: Bacon Chaos Marines are best marines.
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2011, 09:40:19 am »

Merge the three marines together.

Make it so.
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Re: Chaos Seed: Bacon Chaos Marines are best marines.
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2011, 09:43:34 am »

Merge the three marines together.

Make it so.

I have no idea wtf is going on anymore, this guy seems to be Cthulhu's grandson or something, so just merge the bacon marines.  Seriously, this is confusing as hell. 
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Re: Chaos Seed: Bacon Chaos Marines are best marines.
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2011, 11:44:01 am »

Merge the three marines together.

And what happened with the inanely good roll on the imposing order on the ground?
Insanely good roll? How is that insane? It was very good for your capabilities, but at the beginning you could get up to 20 and as such 10 was average, and as such 13 above average. There have been loads of 12 rolls and such. You must be looking at it from the perspective of it being "max", but you rolled a bloody 27 with the marines.

Anyway I just took it as counteracting the effects of random events, so I subtracted it from the roll. (dat 26-13=13)

As far as things being confusing goes, I wasnt the one who made the bacon marines. Nor the one who ate the order dude. Nor the one who used up so much control that the random events caused a volcano that might erupt at some point. If you are complaining about how I dont explain the numbers, then thats a different matter.

I could totally put up a proper status screen and explain all stuff if you want me to.
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