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Author Topic: Chaos Seed: Bacon Chaos Marines are best marines.  (Read 5180 times)

cerapa

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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2011, 04:56:23 am »

Armok, please, don't kill this game yet.  Kill everything else, but not our guy.
Really big numbers wont get you killed.

I dont even know what to do with that. Possibly just ignore it.
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2011, 07:32:24 am »

Ok. Walk outside, look around, and see what you can do to the humans outside.

Obviously I'm guessing we're jump-starting to where this guy knows he's NOT normal.
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2011, 01:21:01 pm »

Turn 5:

> Walk outside, look around, and see what you can do to the humans outside. [4/15]
> GTFO as you said. [12/15]
> Kill everything else, but not our guy. [13/15] (orders are orders  :P) [You have lost 2 control.]
> Really big numbers. [2/15]

You go outside, out of the window that is. Its a pretty busy street. Quite a lot of people are perplexed by you dropping onto the street from the fifth floor. Especially when you stand up and look around, which is quite odd considering your skull is shattered.

You kill everyone. Everyone in a 13 meter radius that is. All affected drop dead and this causes several car crashes.

[1/28]
Nothing noticeable happens.

[73+13+1=87]
You have gained 1 influence!

A beam of light shines from the sky onto the apartment where you were a few moments ago, then a glowing figure falls from the beam and hits the building at such a high speed that the building, already weakened from previous events, collapses.

You have gained a status effect:
Presence of Order: No random events. Your control is doubled and your influence is cut by a third. Min is raised by 3 and max is lowered by 3.

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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2011, 01:38:20 pm »

This is a fascinating game.

>ASCEND TO
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2011, 01:40:56 pm »

いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい#
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2011, 01:43:07 pm »

いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい#
No random events.

Mechasharks with lion hands is fair business though. Seriously, that pic is awesome, is there a 1680x1050 version for desktop background purposes somewhere?
« Last Edit: September 12, 2011, 01:44:39 pm by cerapa »
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2011, 02:08:18 pm »

>EAT THE LIGHT
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2011, 07:22:00 pm »

^
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2011, 07:43:38 pm »

I believe that eating what is most likely order incarnate is an awesome idea.
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2011, 07:53:17 pm »

Also, be in an arena.
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2011, 08:09:15 pm »

You've got to flip it turn-ways, dunkass.
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2011, 09:08:15 pm »

Go to Wonderland.
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2011, 09:36:17 pm »

Bacon. NOW.
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Re: Chaos Seed
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2011, 10:49:16 am »

Turn 6:
>ASCEND [7/4-14]
>EAT THE LIGHT [4/4-14]
>2 [5/4-14]
>3 [12/4-14]
     [21] [You have lost 5 control]
>Be in an arena [12/4-14] [You have lost 1 control]
>flip it turn-ways, dunkass. [7/4-14]
>Bacon [5/4-14]
>Go to Wonderland. [4/4-14]

You contort Entity into a new form.
You have gained status effect: Weak Chaos form: Your influence is increased by 50%. Random events can break through Presence of Order at 50% strength.
[all status effects + stat changes take effect during the next rolling phase(random event roll in this case)]
You form the rubble of the collapsed building into an arena. There is bacon where the onlookers would usually be.

The glowing figure stands up. Stares at you for a moment and is visibly distressed. Its speaks in a way, that you get the feeling you arent supposed to understand it. "What the hell are you? Ive seen some weird Seeds, but you win."
The figure grabs the beam of light that is falling from the sky, and it turns into a spear. He throws it at you, hitting you in Entitys shoulder. [You gain 4 control. You lose 4 influence]
"Dont go down that easy, huh?" The spear returns to him.
You envelop the figure. It attempts to fight back as it slowly starts to disintegrate. In a last ditch effort it tries to throw the spear again, but you flip it turn-ways and transport it to Wonderland. You step closer to the figure in your monstrous form. You can feel horror emanating from it as you realize what is going to happen to you. You consume The Heart, merging you with Entity.

The Heart is frightened by itself.

[You have gained a new stat: control gain. You have gained 2 control gain. You have gained 2 control loss threshold. You have gained 1 control loss _insert_thing_here_]

You have lost status effect: Presence of Order

[73/119]
The ground starts heating up due to random particles gaining momentum. The street and arena slowly melt and a lava pocket forms deep underground

[87+21+12+7+5+73=205]
[You have gained 5 influence.]

You can feel a wave of anger spread through the multiverse. Very orderly anger.
There is more coming. Way more. Its harder for the stronger ones to enter. They have to push through
They will push through in 3 turns.

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Re: Chaos Seed: Who else is gonna eat Order?
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2011, 03:10:21 pm »

Instead of a "BUMP" The Heart stops being scared and understands that The Heart is you. You know all The Heart knows.

Chaos: Chaos is an odd force. It chooses a random "host" which it follows and causes random events in it vicinity. As time passes the strength and radius of these events increases until it finally takes over the entire universe. This process can be slowed by physically harming the host, death of the host results in dispersal of the Chaos and can be incredibly destructive, though generally deemed necessary.
Chaos seeds: Chaos seeds are not actual entities, but a phenomena where an universe infected with Chaos randomly opens a portal to a different universe and spreads through it. However many have taken up the practise of referring to Chaos that is still weak as Seeds.

Further information will be shared when asked for.

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