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Author Topic: Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses! Boss 3: The Brilliant Darkness  (Read 16627 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #135 on: September 14, 2011, 04:19:58 pm »

Create a giant air bubble around us, teleport everyone about a mile south, and push the giant superstructure into the black hole.

Or I would, but thats stupid.

Enchant my new trophy to shield me from elemental damage, classical and periodic.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2011, 04:25:32 pm by dermonster »
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #136 on: September 14, 2011, 04:20:54 pm »

Create a giant air bubble around us, teleport everyone about a mile south, and push the giant superstructure into the black hole.

Stop trying to break the game :P
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #137 on: September 14, 2011, 04:21:23 pm »

Hide behind cover and ignore fidgety cover-shooting mechanics.
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #138 on: September 14, 2011, 04:24:16 pm »

(hehehe, sorry about that, Derm  :P)

Ask Tzeentch for a reward for my performance so far, suggesting imbuing my sword with warp energy/demon souls (it is far too holy looking for a chaos marine at the moment).
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #139 on: September 14, 2011, 04:25:17 pm »

Hey, why didn't I get that bonus during the previous turn?
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Grimmjow6th

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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #140 on: September 14, 2011, 04:26:39 pm »

Hey, why didn't I get that bonus during the previous turn?
My inattentiveness :/
Btw im done with the whole dming thing, all i had to do was the ganon fight soooo.... im fre!!! *unshackles chain*
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #141 on: September 14, 2011, 04:28:06 pm »

(hehehe, sorry about that, Derm  :P)

Ask Tzeentch for a reward for my performance so far, suggesting imbuing my sword with warp energy/demon souls (it is far too holy looking for a chaos marine at the moment).
This being Tzeench, Ask for the bolter instead.
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #142 on: September 14, 2011, 04:28:16 pm »

While it's inactive, set up a trap around it between it and us. A pongi stick trap covered with highly realistic looking... covering, and with a fall of a thousand meters. Wait, damn, no.

Stick a radio controlled bomb in it's head! One that I set off as soon as it moves.
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Grimmjow6th

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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #143 on: September 14, 2011, 04:32:35 pm »

While it's inactive, set up a trap around it between it and us. A pongi stick trap covered with highly realistic looking... covering, and with a fall of a thousand meters. Wait, damn, no.

Stick a radio controlled bomb in it's head! One that I set off as soon as it moves.
Its eye is bigger then you. A bomb isn't gonna do much. you need some HEAVY ORDINANCE to take it out.
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #144 on: September 14, 2011, 04:34:56 pm »

FIRE THE CAIN
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #145 on: September 14, 2011, 04:36:17 pm »

Wait until it's activated. Destroy it's logical circuits by reading from the book. That mindfuck oughta fry some processors.
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #146 on: September 14, 2011, 04:38:32 pm »

Wait until it's activated. Destroy it's logical circuits by reading from the book. That mindfuck oughta fry some processors.
What book are you referring too darvi.
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #147 on: September 14, 2011, 04:41:24 pm »

Please note that it's made of people. Paradoxes never go well there :P
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #148 on: September 14, 2011, 04:44:49 pm »

While it's inactive, set up a trap around it between it and us. A pongi stick trap covered with highly realistic looking... covering, and with a fall of a thousand meters. Wait,yes. THEN HIDE.
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Re: Roll against Video Game Bosses!
« Reply #149 on: September 14, 2011, 04:49:23 pm »

What book are you referring too darvi.
Mine. The House of Leaves.

Please note that it's made of people. Paradoxes never go well there :P
It's not about paradoxes, it's about fucking with its equivalent of a brain.
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