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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #255 on: September 24, 2011, 09:34:16 am »

Don't make poor Gatleos write up every entry right off the bat.  For now, just look up the pantheon of badassery and read the entry on Batman.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #256 on: September 24, 2011, 09:45:47 am »

Don't make poor Gatleos write up every entry right off the bat.  For now, just look up the pantheon of badassery
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #257 on: September 24, 2011, 09:46:03 am »

Don't make poor Gatleos write up every entry right off the bat.  For now, just look up the pantheon of badassery
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #258 on: September 24, 2011, 10:49:10 am »

So, learn what we can, then quiz adam webatman.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #259 on: September 24, 2011, 05:57:11 pm »

Don't make poor Gatleos write up every entry right off the bat.  For now, just look up the pantheon of badassery and read the entry on Batman.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #260 on: September 24, 2011, 06:22:15 pm »


The Pantheon of Badassery
Also known as the Order of Badassery. We are an ancient protectorate, defenders of Earth from the forces of darkness. For millennia, we have repelled the dark forces that be. The organization's funding comes from several sources, the foremost being the Actionis Memoria module.

> Lookup member: Adam West

Member not found.

> Lookup member: Batman

Name: Batman
Status: Former member
ID Number: 14386
Bio: A former member of The Pantheon. Member "Batman" left the Order in the year 1968, but the popularity of his Animi proved to be quite lucrative for The Order. Since then, many actors contracted by The Order have entered the Actionis Memoria in his place. This is a first for The Order, but these  "false Animi" have proven to be our only stable source of income in recent years.


You look out the window.
"So, where are we going?"
"The Bat Cave, of course!"
"Isn't the Bat Cave... in Gotham City?"
"I have Bat Caves under several cities in every state in the U.S.! You can never be too prepared."
"Apparently."
"We're not quite there yet, so you can finish up whatever you're looking up."


Welcome to Pantheodex. Please select an entry...
-> The Pantheon of Badassery
Supreme Ambadassador
The Mark
Actionis Memoria
The Nemesis

NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Katana
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Pain Nullified | 1st degree burns (mouth/left leg) | Bruising (back) | Heavy bleeding (neck/arm) | Broken Leg x2 | Broken Right Arm | Fractured Left Arm | Broken Rib x4
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass

NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Heavy Bleeding (arm) | Missing Right Arm
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass

Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #261 on: September 24, 2011, 06:23:53 pm »

>The Nemesis

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #262 on: September 24, 2011, 06:28:35 pm »

>The Nemesis

This, as soon as we finish > Supreme Ambassador.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #263 on: September 24, 2011, 06:47:40 pm »

Just look at all the others.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #264 on: September 24, 2011, 07:28:39 pm »


The Nemesis
The converse of the Supreme Ambadassador prophecy, The Nemesis exists to destroy the next in line to inherit the Pantheon's most prestigious position. The Nemesis has taken countless incarnations over the centuries, but always emerges at the surfacing of the next Chosen One to continue the struggle. For the prophecy to continue and The Order to exist, the Nemesis must be stopped.

Supreme Ambadassador
The grand ruler of The Order, under which all other members serve. The Ambadassador's duty is to protect and lead The Order. A successor to the position is chosen once per century, and called to duty by the current holder of the position. To inherit the title, The Heir must rise through The Order's ranks and defeat the current title holder in single combat.

The Mark
A special mark, unique to its bearer, that allows access to all of The Pantheon's skills and knowledge. Those with sufficient abilities are tracked down by The Order and given the opportunity to join. If they agree, they are given The Mark and instructed in its use. Those with The Mark can access the special abilities granted by their rank in The Order, as well as sensing other members nearby and accessing The Order's bank of knowledge, The Pantheodex.

Actionis Memoria
The Actionis Memoria module is The Pantheon of Badassery's greatest asset, and most ancient ritual. Members of The Order use the device to record their exploits, the results of recent missions. These capsules of visual information, called Animi, are stored in the Memoria Indices at Pantheon HQ. The Animi are The Order's primary source of income; they are packaged and distributed to the masses as "Motion Pictures", through the numerous film production and distribution fronts owned by The Order. In the film industry, these mass-marketed Animi have come to be referred to as "Action Movies".




The Batmobile makes a sudden sharp turn, pulling you out of your deep concentration. Heading around a corner and down a steep dirt pathway, Batman presses a small yellow button on the dash. A rock on a nearby cliff face raises up, revealing a secret cave entrance! After a short ride through a tunnel, you arrive in the Bat Cave. Batman turns around and smiles.
"Alright, here we are! Home sweet home! I've got some healing pods in the back."

NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio | Katana
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Pain Nullified | 1st degree burns (mouth/left leg) | Bruising (back) | Heavy bleeding (neck/arm) | Broken Leg x2 | Broken Right Arm | Fractured Left Arm | Broken Rib x4
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██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass

NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Heavy Bleeding (arm) | Missing Right Arm
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 3 Badass

Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert | III: Car-Fu
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #265 on: September 24, 2011, 09:29:06 pm »

Both: Oh god heal.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #266 on: September 24, 2011, 10:42:50 pm »

So wait...
Either Batman is actually Adam West who is only his cover while actually being BATMAN...
Or Adam West is a Hireme Actor for Batman income...

I am thinking the second one...
Regardless I feel there is a reason for your use of the Adam West Batman....
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #267 on: September 24, 2011, 11:21:14 pm »

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #268 on: September 25, 2011, 12:43:13 am »

Add Batman to party
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #269 on: September 25, 2011, 11:19:54 am »

> Don't be to hurried to get to the healing pods. Do some random other stuff to play down your injuries first.
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