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[mainiac]

To the Second Iraq War display!  Get us a humvee!

[Tack]

But first say 'I'm all the firepower we need'.

And then get a chopper from the 'nam display.

[Pandarsenic]

Once you've leveled up, do somefangirly squealing at NC about how cool your boomerang katana throw was, so that he can tell you to shut up and pass his level.

What?

Melvin is farther along leveling than NC is, man.

[Tack]

Before he edited it, they were both full purple bar.

[Gatleos]

"I'm all the firepower we need."
You and Nicolas Cage then run around the museum for about half an hour, looking for usable weapons. You aren't able to find any, but you do find a working apache helicopter in one of the exhibits. Neither of you question this. You get into the helicopter and fly out over the city!
"Well, this is going surprisingly well-"
Suddenly, the red low fuel light starts going off! Looking out the window, you see that a ninja riding a flying velociraptor has thrown a skuriken into the fuel tank! You're losing altitude!
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Pain Pills | Police Radio | Katana
VEHICLE: Apache Helicopter
WOUNDS: 1st degree burns (mouth/left leg) | Bruising (back)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun | Sub-Machine Gun Magazine (x2)
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: None
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert

[jc6036]

Have nic shoot the ninja out of the air whilst searching for a parachute.

[Tack]

Flying velociraptor?

[jc6036]

Don't question it. Any reptile can become even greater when it has wings, velociraptors doubly so.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

seal the leaking fuel with bubble gum and pilot the helicopter into crash landing into something explody in the ninja HQ, jumping out of the helicopter when it gets closer to the ground

Flying velociraptor?

hum, peregrine falcons do fly, they are really fast, and they are raptors

[Zako]

They are also about the size of a small cat. I don't think even a ninja can ride one of those. Also velocipraptors are said to have feathers at one stage, so I guess it's possible.

Bring the copper down smoothly to land in the park, and prepare to be swarmed by ninjas.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

a lone ninja on a quest for vengeance would be able to ride a flea, but not a ninja working as a mook on the bad guy's army

[Pandarsenic]

Zako, you're thinking of a Deinonychus. </trollface>

[Askot Bokbondeler]

hm, this may be relevant

Spoiler: velorciraptor (click to show/hide)

hey there guys

[mainiac]

It's a miniature version of a Godzilla sized velociraptor that has been mutated to grow wings.

[Furtuka]