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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #150 on: September 14, 2011, 02:57:03 am »

Well, the car's fucked now.

Withdraw Keys.

Approach Ninja.

Use Keys to make some Eye Scream.


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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #151 on: September 14, 2011, 03:00:05 am »

Well, the car's fucked now.

Withdraw Keys.

Approach Ninja.

Use Keys to make some Eye Scream.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2011, 03:01:55 am »

Take ninja's sword. Kill ninja.

You also didn't mention that ninja become incredibly weak like henchmen when they're in numbers, as well.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2011, 06:15:48 am »

>Nick: Punch broken arm back into place and then let your natural Badass healing heal it while keeping an eye out for more ninjas.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2011, 07:28:46 am »

>Nick: Punch broken arm back into place and then let your natural Badass healing heal it while keeping an eye out for more ninjas.

I don't think he's that badass yet...
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2011, 08:24:41 am »

He will be after he sets his own broken arm.
If he passes out, then Melvin do it for him.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #156 on: September 14, 2011, 10:17:51 am »

You also didn't mention that ninja become incredibly weak like henchmen when they're in numbers, as well.
That's not even worth mentioning, everybody knows that.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #157 on: September 14, 2011, 10:19:54 am »

You also didn't mention that ninja become incredibly weak like henchmen when they're in numbers, as well.
That's not even worth mentioning, everybody knows that.

Except for the ninjas. 
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #158 on: September 14, 2011, 10:49:13 am »

Get that sword and start slashing up the ninjas. It's a little-known fact - mentioned by the other people here - that ninjas suck badly at fighting when they're evil henchmen.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #159 on: September 14, 2011, 11:11:31 am »

Grab keys, walk to nearest ninja, kill him by stabbing in the eye with the key, grab his sword and start killing the rest of the ninjas

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #161 on: September 14, 2011, 09:23:21 pm »

You slip out of the car, run up to a ninja, and punch him in the face! You then take his katana, dispatch him cleanly with it, and toss the katana like a boomererang at an approaching squad of ninjas, neatly decapitating them all! The katana flies back into your hand.
Nick gets out of the car and unloads a clip at the ninjas, shredding them! You both take off, losing the ninja horde in the process! After a few minutes of running down the street (and many more of resting your pudgy, out-of-shape ass on the sidewalk), you arrive at the museum!
"Alright, we're gonna need to get some additional firepower and a new ride. Any ideas?"

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #162 on: September 14, 2011, 09:50:58 pm »

To the civil war display!
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #163 on: September 14, 2011, 10:53:01 pm »

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #164 on: September 14, 2011, 11:35:47 pm »

To the 'nam display!
« Last Edit: September 15, 2011, 02:28:07 am by Tack »
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