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[Zako]

Perfect!

[Yoink]

"Xuan, the whole world is going to hell and the first thing I thought of was the fact that I never asked you out for a cup of coffee sometime."

Just throwing in my vote, too.

[Felius]

"Xuan, the whole world is going to hell and the first thing I thought of was the fact that I never asked you out for a cup of coffee sometime."

Just throwing in my vote, too.

Indeed

[Karnewarrior]

"Xuan, the whole world is going to hell and the first thing I thought of was the fact that I never asked you out for a cup of coffee sometime."

Just throwing in my vote, too.

Yup. This.

[Audioworm333]

I add my vote to that.

[Gatleos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

On second thought, I'll keep the dice results.

"Xuan, the whole world is going to hell and the first thing I thought of was the fact that I never asked you-"
Xuan: "Uh... who are you, again?"
"...Melvin? Remember? Went to high school together?"
Xuan: "Oh, that kid with the weird name! Right."
*Sigh*
"Alright, Melvin, gimme your arm."
Nick takes your arm and rolls back your sleeve. He then raises his hand into the air.
"Okay, I want you to think of a symbol. A symbol that, to you, represents badassitude in its purest form."
"Okay."
"Got it?"
"...Yep."
Nicolas Cage swings down his hand and grabs your arm, then proceeds to give you an intense Indian Rug Burn!
"AAAAGGGGGHHH!"
Nicolas Cage pulls his hands away from your red forearm as smoke rises from the sigil emblazoned on your skin.
"You've received the mark."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"This Mark will help you keep track of the badass abilities you've unlocked. A new one will become available with each level you gain. Now you are ready to truly begin your quest."

Savior of Mankind

"Now it's time we got going."

NICOLAS CAGE HAS JOINED THE PARTY!

Xuan: "...What the fuck...?"
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Pain Pills | Police Radio
VEHICLE: Mom's 1987 Hatchback [!]
WOUNDS: 1st degree burns (mouth/left leg) | Bruising (back)
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
NAME: Nicolas Cage
RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun | Sub-Machine Gun Magazine (x4)
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: None
Balls
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Level 2 Badass
Abilities Discovered: I: Assertiveness | II: Instant Firearm Expert

[NRDL]

Apologize to Xuan, then go off on an adventure!!!

[Audioworm333]

What NRDL said, also silently rejoice now that you have the eternally awesome Nicholas Cage in your party.
PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX

[mainiac]

"I am sorry we couldn't have more time together.  I'll always stay true to you.  Just remember that cup of coffee we promised to get after this.  Goodbye for now, me and Nicholas Cage have to go save the world."

Express these words in a heartfelt tone of sincerity then leave before you see the sorrow behind her eyes.  That would just weigh you down.

[Sinpwn]

"I am sorry we couldn't have more time together.  I'll always stay true to you.  Just remember that cup of coffee we promised to get after this.  Goodbye for now, me and Nicholas Cage have to go save the world."

Express these words in a heartfelt tone of sincerity then leave before you see the sorrow behind her eyes.  That would just weigh you down.

Then head to the nearest museum and loot it for a historically inaccurate viking helm.

[NewsMuffin]

"I am sorry we couldn't have more time together.  I'll always stay true to you.  Just remember that cup of coffee we promised to get after this.  Goodbye for now, me and Nicholas Cage have to go save the world."

Express these words in a heartfelt tone of sincerity then leave before you see the sorrow behind her eyes.  That would just weigh you down.

Then head to the nearest museum and loot it for a historically inaccurate viking helm.

Indeed.

[Tack]

Ask if her father has a gun, you firearm expert you.

[mainiac]

Ask if her father has a gun, you firearm expert you.

That would totally ruin the badass romance we just did.  There will be plenty of guns in the future.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

posting to keep track. also, ditch the glasses, get a monocle

[Theodolus]

This entire thread is badass.

"I am sorry we couldn't have more time together.  I'll always stay true to you.  Just remember that cup of coffee we promised to get after this.  Goodbye for now, me and Nicholas Cage have to go save the world."

Express these words in a heartfelt tone of sincerity then leave before you see the sorrow behind her eyes.  That would just weigh you down.

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