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Author Topic: I Just Want to be Badass  (Read 24551 times)

Gatleos

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2011, 10:17:10 am »
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You pick up a spatula and hurl it at the terrorist, stunning him long enough for you to leap over the counter and try to wrench the detonator from his hand! He begins slapping you in the face repeatedly, and you start to scream like a little girl. He presses the button on the detonator!
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RANK: 19 (Nicolas Cage)
INVENTORY: None
WOUNDS: 1st degree burns (mouth)
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2011, 10:18:46 am »
Tackle him and push him outside the building, shouting something awesome at the same time.  Notice how everything seems to move in slow motion. 
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2011, 10:21:25 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 08, 2011, 10:03:05 am
Find the nearest blunt object and break his jaw and hands with it.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2011, 10:24:09 am »
Dive over the counter, grab the grease tray from the cooker, then dive back over and slam it down over him, containing the explosion!!
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2011, 10:26:32 am »
Er... IS it possible for us to interrupt that, actually? He did already hit the detonator...
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2011, 10:29:11 am »
I think it's already about to go boom. Like, in seconds... :-\
Unless of course the whole thing is a fake. :P
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2011, 10:31:15 am »
Wait, Nick Cage is a level 19... I thought the Bunny in the Box bit knocked him up a few levels...
No, he went back down again later didn't he. But then again National Treasures did a good job of raising the bar again. When did he go down once more???
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2011, 10:32:47 am »
Give a manly grunt of exertion and push his fat ass so he slides under the tables. That or metal tray- explosion-containment.
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Gatleos

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2011, 10:38:22 am »
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Thoroughly soiling your pants, you hop over the counter and run screaming to the back of the building! You are quickly incapacitated by a deafening explosion.

You wake up under a pile of rubble. Crawling out and looking around, you see the charred ruins of the Jack in the Box. There isn't a sign of any other survivors. You can hear approaching police and fire department sirens.
NAME: Melvin T.
RANK: 19 (Nicolas Cage)
INVENTORY: None
WOUNDS: 1st degree burns (mouth)
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2011, 10:41:42 am »
>Arise from the ashes
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2011, 02:19:08 pm »
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2011, 02:24:29 pm »
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2011, 04:42:55 pm »
Oh just go talk to the cops about what happened. In a calm and factual way. With fire behind us in the background.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2011, 04:50:28 pm »
I vote for all four of those things.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2011, 07:13:04 pm »
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