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[Farce]

Goddammit.  Unseen scares me, that spy destroys my guys every time I swear.

Well, except this time.  This time the SNIPERS get me.  Triple consecutive headshots what.

So, can someone explain to me why ChumpChange can kill hordes, but not one guy, like snipers are supposed to?  This is a rhetorical question, also.

how the hell did I actually win?!

SUPERIOR NUMBERS, INFERIOR MEN.

Ah yes, I'd forgotten.

[dogstile]

I like how he blinds the guy, the headshots him, just to make sure

http://dogstiles-sas.minitroopers.com/b/view/miss1 - 20 of mine take on 36 of theirs. Payne shows off his new suspicious skill.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Akigagak, Van Bombewis has earned the wrath of rokkit for his rokkit use.

More wrath of rokkit.

Epic Mission Victory.

[3]

As if any more proof that Solo Mission is godly was needed

I... didn't expect to win that

I know this doesn't need saying given how self-evident it is, but Saboteurs are really OP. Since getting one pretty much every fight has been decided by whether the other team also has one or not, and it's dull.

[Urist Imiknorris]

My saboteurs managed to sab a guy's knife.

[Tyler6498]

My saboteurs managed to sab a guy's knife.

Oh god dude, that's rigged...If that guy got to use his knife you would have been blown away.

[loose nut]

WHAT UP BITCHES I HAVE A TANK

You know what makes killing all those damn rats easier? WHEN YOU BRING A TANK

I decided to attack 31st Infantry (pre-tank) for beating up on Human Wave. It didn't work.
I attacked Farce because it was there.
Also Akagigak. This was nearly the perfect fight where all weapons are sabotaged, but some of my guys weren't gentlemen today. Very close fight though.

[Rose]

Fail aim is fail.
On the other hand, the ability to survive a rocket it pretty sweet.

[Akroma]

Oh what's this you say? A level 31 soldier who singlehandily whipes like 20 of my guys?

[Yoink]

Sadly, the game doesn't save raids once you do another one, but I got to see that anyway. Pretty dramatic stuff!
I'm guessing Bombarr was a casualty of an earlier raid?
...Speaking of that, I should have pretty much enough to level him up by now!

[Farce]

The RNG has once again pitted me against myself.
>Breeze through up to raid 5 without taking any casualties >RNG: "Man, fuck this guy.  Just send three miniguns at him."
Babyseal infiltrating Akroma.
Deathsquid VS Frontier Justice, Infiltration.  Apparently we don't like Leeroy very much.  Also, my mere 4 recruits lasted me to raid 6.  Badasses, the lot of 'em.

[Rose]

Fuck you, RNG, fuck you.

[BuriBuriZaemon]

Just registered using Cthulus-trooper's. Please halp!

http://herp-derp-squad.minitroopers.com

[Rose]

He's going commando.
Also, going commando.

[3]

Woe! Day by day less and less of the young men honour our ancestral form of combat! When the elders are gone, the way of the rocket shall all but die out...