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[JacenHanLovesLegos]

31st Infantry recruiting roster. Give one, get one free!

[Jay]

31st Infantry recruiting roster. Give one, get one free!

Given one
Got one.

E: I wish the recruit history backed up a little farther -- there's one recruit in my ranks that I can't account for.

[loose nut]

"He looks pretty tough, boss."

"Eh, he's just one sniper. He can't possibly shoot all of us in our vital organs before we get a single shot off."

http://human-wave.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

[Urist Imiknorris]

You NEVER say that about a guy with a CK-Magellan, hydroshock shells and Frenetic.

Oh, and possible Solo Missions.

[Jay]

"He looks pretty tough, boss."

"Eh, he's just one sniper. He can't possibly shoot all of us in our vital organs before we get a single shot off."

http://human-wave.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

New recruit for the Human Waaaaaave.
Don't suppose you can spare one for me?  Link in signature ;P

[zestorum]

Wut, just... Wut?

http://zerstorung.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

[Mephansteras]

Wut, just... Wut?

http://zerstorung.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

Huh. The clown grenade is pretty silly.


Ha! Still better at the spy game!

[zestorum]

Wut, just... Wut?

http://zerstorung.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

Huh. The clown grenade is pretty silly.


Ha! Still better at the spy game!

I was referring to the bike.

[Mephansteras]

Oh. Yeah, I had a guy do that once too. I guess sometimes they can't decide where to get off.

[Yoink]

Holy cow, this was an epic, hard-fought battle! http://bayams-wolves.minitroopers.com/b/view/miss3
So many rats... I love how Bombarr the shotgunner kept shooting his teammates, but still managed to pull out a win!
His tactical retreat charge was pretty cool, too.

Edit: Oh, and I managed to beat Honksquad with no casualties, too! http://bayams-wolves.minitroopers.com/b/fview/487096
Also, gave both Human Wave and 31st Infantry a recruit.

Another Edit: Bonus! http://topoddles.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat3 Kinda amusing.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

One more and Rogey gets a hat. And you get a trooper if I have armies left.

[Jay]

My first Epic mission was a total failure.

[Light forger]

The new guy seems under skilled...
http://shadowwalkers.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat1
Note to Kevater it's a good idea TO LOAD MORE THAN ONE BULLET IN YOU ASSAULT RIFLE!
http://shadowwalkers.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2
These people know the way of the sniper, also for the love of god The One why did you not sab their sniper rifles.
http://shadowwalkers.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat3

Kevator...... machine guns are bad take those words of wisdom to heart.
http://shadowwalkers.minitroopers.com/b/view/miss1

[Jay]

To the recruits of my army:
Would you all PM me with the name of the sub-army and whether you actually want to play it yourself?
I can easily control all of them myself, but I don't want to step on toes.  A couple are passworded, which I will assume is a positive to the above question, but if you could, please still message me and let me know that, because I'm also cataloging who the hell all of these people are.

[Farce]

"He looks pretty tough, boss."

"Eh, he's just one sniper. He can't possibly shoot all of us in our vital organs before we get a single shot off."

http://human-wave.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

Bahahahaha oh man.

Here you go: I never asked for this.  You go ahead and play 'im.

Jacen:
http://31ststreetsaints.minitroopers.com/hq

Why does it keep matching me up with these guys?!
Crushing some xenos in the name of the Clown Emprah
Bayam pulls some hyper Matrix kung-fu dodge shit
Who makes an Infernal Tuber a spy?
Secondsquid vs Krog Squad.  I'm not entirely sure who they are, but they keep attacking me so hey.
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL.  Well, technically that's not true, but still.
  2v5, equivalent levels, no rockets on my side.  No chance right?  Toxic shell, double-killshot frag grenade, hits entire enemy squad.  Unf.
I'm not sure what Melo's doing but okay.
"You killed a lot of sand.  The sand was very evil."  No, but seriously, it takes him three bursts to hit what he was shooting at.

Farce VS Atomizer.  Lolpoison.  Lolnades.  Your 5th man does a sweet backflip away from a sniper round though.
VS Dogstile's SAS.  Things go poorly, I am reminded I got Burtater a new gun that he doesn't use.
VS MEGAC OH GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Rat mission failures.  Why does my squad love to shoot each other?  That's not cool.  1 2 3

12 recruits and I still haven't gotten an epic mission.  :<