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[Seriyu]

Once more I have witnessed an ascension.

http://menos-mashers.minitroopers.com/b/view/raid

He turned into a ball of energy and everything.

[loose nut]

Thanks whoever gave me "Ultimate Soldier", I appreciate it!

Oh yeah that was me - I thought I'd do a bit of payback and it turns out I could.

Human Wave's now up to 5 meat shields. Thanks all! I figure when they get up to 7 or so they might start to get interesting. I think, maybe, from the "command your troops" screen when you get over 4 troops, that the hard cap is 24 soldiers, which is crazy. That must cost a ton. 6th soldier is 200 credits btw.

Also two people have gone out of their way to take down Human Wave so far which is kinda silly at this point. If y'all want to beat up armies, beat up "atomizer" and "subatomic", they're my best ones.

[Jay]

Once more I have witnessed an ascension.

http://menos-mashers.minitroopers.com/b/view/raid

He turned into a ball of energy and everything.

Wait, what?
So did that count as a win or a loss?

[Farce]

Light:
Shut up and take my money!

Human Wavolution:
http://skidmark.minitroopers.com/hq
I went to level up, and then it gave me a choice between revolver and faceboot.  I am CRIPPLED WITH INDECISION oh god they are both so good.

This is kinda insulting, but hey!  Free money.
I'm really surprised I can get even get wins with this guy, but ugh I need to get him a real weapon
Blind:  Still totally useless.  Rangers lead the way.  The way is unfortunately blocked by a wall of lead.  Beastcraig.  Much less impressive when you take away his gun (VS Dogstile's SAS) or when sabs are afoot. 
Mooson basically solos five guys.  lolrockets.  Also thanks for the two recruits, whoever they were from!
Pomm immediately humbles me.  Damn sabssssssss
Deathsquid vs Frost Guard.  It's a little one-sided.
Honksquad vs Bayam's Wolves.  It's a little lolsab
"Let's send a lone sniper against a horde!  What could go wrong."  (throwaway5 vs Human Wave)  Redeems himself with melee-nading.
Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-QUADKILLLLLLLLLL!  Infernal Tube On Point is hilarious, and abbreviates very fittingly.
Kev carries the team, soloing three guys.
"Nope."
Farce gets their asses kicked by minispah again.  On a brighter note, Burtater is now Level 8!  He has a cool minigun now, but doesn't have Sprint or Sturdy to help him get into the foight with it, so I'm leaving his favorite weapon set to "none", so he can run up with his AR sometimes.
Pomm's Rick kicks my ass with two solo missions.

On a sidenote, my muxxu-MyBrutes beat the shit out of their opponents today.  Normally I lose every fight, but  Hugearms McGee pulled some crazy bullshit NOPEshit with his newly-gotten baton - he countered nearly everything (literally everything he didn't dodge in the linked fight) and won eight out of ten fights (which is apparently the hard cap, so I couldn't see how many more he could do).  Even Katchaka (weaponless, and thus mostly boned) got like two wins.

[Urist Imiknorris]

loose nut:

Atomizer:Win
subatomic:Win
Human Wave: I'm sorry, did I sab all your weapons and then kill the shit out of you with a shotgun?

[Jay]

Dinky Hooves vs Applejerk Wait, wut?  They have the same little dude!

[loose nut]

I will have my revenge someday in the, um, very far future, MEGACANNON!

<sub>(I think I beat your army once a long time ago, definitely before you had five soldiers.)

update: Gratitude sent in the form of a dude with an afro, a motorcycle, and Tuck & Roll, may he serve MEGACANNON well.</sub>

[Urist Imiknorris]

Have a pair of recruits.

EDIT: ShotSquad and Other ShotSquad have been formed. They're the same guy - a guy with a shotgun, pump-action shotgun (auto-reload), and got a motorcycle at level 2. You have two Jonusts - if the motorcycle kicks in they will murder everything, if it doesn't they'll get killed before they get in range. Try to get them On Point for more shotgun lulz.

Any gratitude can be directed towards MEGACANNON.

[Jay]

I've been pinging My Little Pony names, out of curiosity.
Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, etc, were, of course, all taken.
Twilight Sparkle was not.
I don't understand that one.
So, naturally, I took it.  :V

[Seriyu]

Once more I have witnessed an ascension.

http://menos-mashers.minitroopers.com/b/view/raid

He turned into a ball of energy and everything.

Wait, what?
So did that count as a win or a loss?

It counted as a loss as the shot that bugged out the game was the one to kill him anyway. I usually lose when these things happen, but apparently you can win out of them, although I've only heard of it happening once.

[dogstile]

I am now really glad I took scavenger. Aside from being hilarious, i'm pretty sure without it I would have been destroyed XD

[cerapa]

Cool fights today.

McSam really shines in some situations. Rocket spam. Was against Alpha-37A.
This fight against Farce was really strange. It takes an unnaturally large amount of fire to kill anyone on Pomm who isnt McSam.
And my only loss today, against the Paranormals. Was pretty funny. Yes, Huff, you should totally go to your team. Also, T-Mel is the new designated badass.

[3]

Saboteurs are horrible.

[Yoink]

Grr, I'll get ya Honksquad!
In other news, I leveled Bombarr up to level eight, and his main function no longer seems to be an expensive bullet-magnet.
First battle using charge, and it's pretty durn cool... http://bayams-wolves.minitroopers.com/b/view/miss1

Anyways, I'll make some recruits an' stuff.

Edit: Ha! Aha-ha-haha! http://bayams-wolves.minitroopers.com/b/fview/472203
Wow, changing Bombarr's tactics to 'standard' rather than 'hunter' really made him a bit more useful...
Take THAT, Honksquad!

[Urist Imiknorris]

dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka

EDIT: Gotta make that one shot count.
EDIT2: Spies vs. rats.