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[Urist Imiknorris]

My heavy machine gunner just got the skill that insta-reloads his gun. o.o

Oh God.

Also, Meet the Team:

Broley - Rocket Surgeon Extroardinaire
Pistol, UMP, Bazooka M25 (preferred)
Soldier, Hard Boiled, Glue Grenade, Toxic Shells

Bro's got rockets, and he ain't afraid to use them. He usually never reloads his bazooka, opting instead to switch to the pistol or UMP and poison shit. There is nothing more rage-inducing (for the enemy) than getting poisoned even though the bullet missed, then dying before you can shoot anything. Sometimes he even headshots people.

Joshuaws - Can't Touch This
Sniper, Infernal Tube (preferred)
Munitions, Smart, Loader, Camoflage, Tuck and Roll

Josh gets three shots then has to punch people. Not very fun. At least his first shot usually kills a bunch of shit, he doesn't get hit very much, and he never has to worry about all that "reloading" nonsense.

Van Jackeves - GOGOGOHGOD
Scattergun, Assault Rifle, Lizaro Jungle (preferred)
On Point, Nervous, Eye of the Tiger

Performance anxiety personified. He gets a head start, takes aim, then promptly loses his cool and shoots you twice. If he had a heavy machine gun, everything would die, but he sadly doesn't. He is the only member of MEGACANNON to remain hatless, which will hopefully be fixed in a few hours.

Jonust - VROOMBANGBOOM
Pistol, Scattergun (preferred)
Scout, On Point, Motorcycle, Grenade, Full Metal Balaclava

Imagine this: You've sighted the enemy, your spy has infiltrated their camp, your saboteur has messed up their weapons, and you're ready to kill the shit out of them. Then suddenly one of them comes straight at you on a motorcycle. He leaps off and you jump away from the projectile bike. Then he pulls out a shotgun while you're getting up and blows your team away. That is Jonust. Don't fuck with Jonust. He will ruin your day. Sadly, he doesn't use the motorcycle nearly enough, and tends to die fast.



Damn you cerapa.

[Muz]

Decided to finally start over and make an actual elite team, since someone messed up my first team:
http://frost-guard.minitroopers.com/

I was hoping to reroll and get a Hydroshock+FAMAS, but no such luck after 500 rolls

Oh well, FAMAS+Sniper+Gas Grenade isn't a bad start.

[forsaken1111]

My doodz aren't as cool as your doodz.

Burtolds

Assault Rifle, Grenade, Frag Grenade
On Point, Tuck N' Roll, Trigger Happy

Tends to toss a grenade out early then shoot a lot, then toss the other grenade at the worst possible time.


McCrackoff

Pistol, AK-47, FAMAS, Flashbang
King of Boules, Nimble Fingers

Blinds them every time and riddles them with rounds from the wrong gun.


Maxando

Sparrowhawk(Preferred), Pistol
Loader, Camo, Take Cover, Tuck N' Roll

Hard to hit, deadly accurate. Often punches instead of shooting.


Georgupp

Sniper Rifle
Hydroshock, Unforgiving, Cold Blooded, Huge Calves, Take Cover

Often fires quickly at max range, misses, then runs in and punches people instead of reloading.


Edi Kevito

Heavy Machine Gun(Pref), Pistol
Hydroshock, Loader, Tail Gunner, Take Cover

Kills a lotta shit unless he decides to punch. Then not.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I think the reason behind the "'decides' to punch" problem is enemy saboteurs.

[forsaken1111]

I think the reason behind the "'decides' to punch" problem is enemy saboteurs.

Maybe, but it's a running theme with these guys even when I don't see a saboteur. "Hm, he's several tiles away. I could mow him down with my heavy machinegun or... hell I'll just run up and punch him."

[forsaken1111]

http://apu.minitroopers.com/
http://badass-mofos.minitroopers.com/

Just putting these two out there. Could use some recruits.

I should be able to make some, so post yours too if you make me one.

made you one each.

http://forsaken1111.minitroopers.com/

[Muz]

http://apu.minitroopers.com/
http://badass-mofos.minitroopers.com/

Just putting these two out there. Could use some recruits.

I should be able to make some, so post yours too if you make me one.

Got you a nice poison+pistol guy Game doesn't let me make another one today, though.

Now return the favor, I need that 100 [T]
http://frost-guard.minitroopers.com

[Urist Imiknorris]

So Jack's all leveled up. What hat - Comms officer or Saboteur?

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

http://apu.minitroopers.com/
http://badass-mofos.minitroopers.com/

Just putting these two out there. Could use some recruits.

I should be able to make some, so post yours too if you make me one.

Done. I'd like some myself if you can. (links in my sig)

[Urist Imiknorris]

Good day for killing.
Bad day for counter-espionage.

[3]

Bad day for counter-espionage.

Not on my camp. The first Raid phase involved a single enemy minispy getting simultaneously blasted by several rockets.

Also this guy is amazing and has a near-perfect skillset.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Which should I do first: Get a fifth trooper or level up Josh hoping for a backup weapon or melee skill?

[dogstile]

Bad day for counter-espionage.

Not on my camp. The first Raid phase involved a single enemy minispy getting simultaneously blasted by several rockets.

Also this guy is amazing and has a near-perfect skillset.

You'd have to post the skills, I can't see them from here

[Krath]

Man, these Exterminate missions are getting hard.

[3]

You'd have to post the skills, I can't see them from here

Comms. Officer, Assault Rifle, MOS-TECK, Magellan, Coffee, Battle-Ready, Camoflage. Okay, I exaggerated a bit, but there's a hell of a lot of potential there. If he had Frenetic he'd be a one-man army.

Shame that I can't even tell if he's active or not.