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[Krath]

I gave you an Assault Rifle-r with Loader, MaximumZero. Return favor pl0x? 

[cerapa]

First epic mission. It truly lived up to its name. Just friggin look at it. Compare the amount of deaths. And the enemy had 5 more dudes than me, and he had a level 10 and a level 8. That stuff must be expensive.

I would also like to take this opportunity to introduce everyone to the members of Pomm:

 Huffauer, Huff for short, team leader and prince of lucky crits.
  Beretta, Mos-Teck, Assault rifle
    Hydroshock shells, Tuck 'n' Roll, Lucky Charm, Scout

Huff is the squad leader and spends his time sniping high priority enemy targets, and critting people with the beretta. Quite frankly a badass, second only to Rick. Huff is middle/long ranged and generally doesnt get too close to his enemies, but even the assault rifle is deadly in his hands and crits a lot. The combination of Lucky charm and Tuck 'n' Roll makes him quite survivable, even against rockets.

 Rickando, Rick for short, meatshield and badass.
  Shotgun
    Cold Blooded, Zigzag, Lucky Charm, Tuck 'n' Roll, Dodger, Saboteur

Rick is the meatshield and shotty dude of the team. He is generally either the first, or the last to fall. Due to of his kit he dodges approximately 90% of the bullets flying towards him, and as such is difficult to kill even when under fire by multiple miniguns. Even though he generally takes the brunt of the fire, he has a tendency of outlasting his ammo supply, sometimes even punching people after running out of ammo while under heavy fire.

 T-Melowe, T-Mel for short, credit to team and man with no defining features.
  Semi-Auto Shotgun, Assault Rifle, M16
   Flashbang, Tuck 'n' Roll, Lucky Charm

T-Mel is.....I dont even know. Kills dudes, doesnt do anything too special most of the time. Medium-short range. Stays behind Rick and lowers the amount of bullets hitting him to 5% with flashbangs. Carries the same defensive skills as Huff, so is also very survivable.

 McSamauer, McSam for short, rookie and asshole who keeps shooting at Rick.
  Bazooka M1, Sniper, Sparrowhawk
   Loader, Enthusiastic, Glue Grenade

Currently last member of the team. He is the odd one out, only one on the team not carrying Tuck 'n' Roll and Lucky Charm, or any defensive stuff for that matter. This means that he is usually the first one to go down when someone gets a lucky shot or too close. Purely long range, and is pretty damn accurate with the Zooka, sometimes even managing to make the two hits with loader before the two teams even reach eachother. Currently hatless, and will remain so until I get enough funds and he stops shooting at Rick.

Give me some hat money for McSam if you think he has been acting good lately. http://pomm.minitroopers.com

EDIT: Also,

Today is a good day for MEGACANNON.

Pomm just had its revenge
EDIT2: Frontier Justice is gonna go down one of these days. Friggin minispah, friggin poison. But one day I will be lucky, and when that time comes, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!

[Muz]

Huh, Pomm is a nice team. If I could buy troopers, I'd make you an offer for that Rick right now

[Urist Imiknorris]

If Spy is one of McSam's options for a hat, you know you must take it.

[cerapa]

Huh, Pomm is a nice team. If I could buy troopers, I'd make you an offer for that Rick right now

And I would decline it.

If Spy is one of McSam's options for a hat, you know you must take it.

Point blank rockets? I am intrigued, but they take too long to aim.

Also, whose is Bruberg? Black dude, has an infernal tube and a sniper. Showed up in the epic mission together with Pomm cause Huff is a scout. Took out 2 dudes with the tube. Why has the owner not bought him a hat?

[Muz]

If Spy is one of McSam's options for a hat, you know you must take it.

Point blank rockets? I am intrigued, but they take too long to aim.

Spy gets +150 initiative

[cerapa]

If Spy is one of McSam's options for a hat, you know you must take it.

Point blank rockets? I am intrigued, but they take too long to aim.

Spy gets +150 initiative

Spah gets 50 + 10 per level.

[Muz]

whoops, misread that, i don't know where the extra 1 came from. But 50 still means that you'd get your shot in earlier.

[3]

Doesn't matter if you can't fire. Rocket launchers have the same min range as sniper rifles.

[Mephansteras]

Drop your damn gun and just punch the guy! Arrrgghgh!!

In general news, I really hate friendly fire. Especially when my mini-gun guys manage to shoot the people behind them. Ugg.

[forsaken1111]

Amusingly I'm usually saying Pick up your damn gun, stop punching!

[Krath]

EDIT2: Frontier Justice is gonna go down one of these days. Friggin minispah, friggin poison. But one day I will be lucky, and when that time comes, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!

I'm confident you'll beat me soon  Minispah will fail to start off on your end of the map and I'll get dominated, I'm sure. I'll even give you another recruit to help you along  And now I want to do my own 'Meet the Team'. Damn you, Cerapa!

 Chuck, Leader and All Around Badass
  Dual Pistols, Shotgun
    Pilot, Paralyzing Shells, Glue Grenade, Tuck n' Roll, Commando

Chuck is short for 'Chuck Norris', because that's who this is. His Dual Pistols have the fun habit of getting heart shots, too. He's usually the last one to survive, too. Tuck n Roll + Commando gives him a fair amount of survivability, as does his massive amount of balls.

 Leeroy, AKA 'Minispah' and Star Player
  Comanche Auto, Pistol
   Spy, Compensator, Thermos of Coffee, Dodger, Battle-Ready

The star of the team. His skills allow him to potentially kill an entire team in the first turn unless they have On-Point. Even when he doesn't start off on the other side, he can cause mass amounts of pain due to Thermos getting him up there quickly. The only possible way he could be worse is if he had On-Point, Frentic, or Loader.

 Jenkins, 'Poison is OP!' and Bullet Spammer
  AK-47, Shotgun
  Munitions, Dodger, Tuck n' Roll, Tail Gunner, Toxic Shells

Jenkins is the backbone of the team you see, not Leeroy. He is the one who provides extra ammo, he is the one that provides covering fire, and he's the one that inflicts poison on tough enemies. Tail Gunner + Toxic Shells pretty much guarantees that if he fires at you, you're getting poisoned. The team couldn't function without him.

 Capone, The New Guy and always hopped up on sugar
  Shotgun
  Sprinter, Frentic

Sure, he's nothing special yet. But that doesn't stop him from trying. Since he's currently only a squishy level 2 with a Shotgun, he tends to die first. But that's life. With Sprinter and Frentic, he'll make an excellent Shotgunner one day. All he needs is some defensive abilities to actually protect him once he gets there, and he'll form the close range element of the team.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Leeroy, AKA 'Minispah' and Star Player
  Comanche Auto, Pistol
   Spy, Compensator, Thermos of Coffee, Dodger, Battle-Ready

The star of the team. His skills allow him to potentially kill an entire team in the first turn unless they have On-Point. Even when he doesn't start off on the other side, he can cause mass amounts of pain due to Thermos getting him up there quickly. The only possible way he could be worse is if he had On-Point, Frentic, or Loader.

Or a Heavy Machine Gun (always fully loaded at the start of a fight).

[forsaken1111]

My heavy machine gunner just got the skill that insta-reloads his gun. o.o

[cerapa]

EDIT2: Frontier Justice is gonna go down one of these days. Friggin minispah, friggin poison. But one day I will be lucky, and when that time comes, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!

I'm confident you'll beat me soon  Minispah will fail to start off on your end of the map and I'll get dominated, I'm sure. I'll even give you another recruit to help you along  And now I want to do my own 'Meet the Team'. Damn you, Cerapa!

Thank you. And you have fallen into my trap! Haha!