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[Muz]

I don't see the point of getting Soldier. 1 life point (per level!!) is a pittance, when I've seen weapons doing 23 damage, or the instakill shotgun/sniper stuff.

BTW, I'm bored of downdeclaring on random noobs for money, so I'll just pick a fight with random teams from this thread from now on 

[cerapa]

Apparently an army called Xeron attacked me. Was a loss, but Huff is fucking amazing. And look at all those sweet rolls.

[cerapa]

So much rolling. I didn't even know you could tuck and roll away from rockets.

I have 3 dudes with tuck and roll, so I get rocket dodging pretty often. Rick shows you how its done. T-Mel also demonstrates why lucky charm is awesome.

[Krath]

EDIT: Friggin minispah. Damn you Krath for bringing such an abomination into this world!

Minispah is watching you, always 

I gave you a Shotgun-wielding Sprinter to make up for it though 

[Aqizzar]

I absolutely hate these fucking Cow Clicker games, but this one is kinda cute and fun to watch.  I can't help but feel like I'm doing something wrong though, because I've been playing it for a few days or a week or something, and my "army" is pathetic.  Maxando is a useless cacker, and Burtreed never uses the motorcycle I bought for him.  And making $2 a victory and $4 a mission (which I never win because the rats get infinite free mans every time), and exponential growth on upgrade costs, I don't know how people get these loaded units they do without years of playtime.

[cerapa]

I absolutely hate these fucking Cow Clicker games, but this one is kinda cute and fun to watch.  I can't help but feel like I'm doing something wrong though, because I've been playing it for a few days or a week or something, and my "army" is pathetic.  Maxando is a useless cacker, and Burtreed never uses the motorcycle I bought for him.  And making $2 a victory and $4 a mission (which I never win because the rats get infinite free mans every time), and exponential growth on upgrade costs, I don't know how people get these loaded units they do without years of playtime.

Recruit whoring.

Lots and lots of recruit whoring.

On a related note, I now have 11 recruits.

EDIT: Looking at the shotgun wielding sprinters games. That guy is FAST.

[Krath]

I absolutely hate these fucking Cow Clicker games, but this one is kinda cute and fun to watch.  I can't help but feel like I'm doing something wrong though, because I've been playing it for a few days or a week or something, and my "army" is pathetic.  Maxando is a useless cacker, and Burtreed never uses the motorcycle I bought for him.  And making $2 a victory and $4 a mission (which I never win because the rats get infinite free mans every time), and exponential growth on upgrade costs, I don't know how people get these loaded units they do without years of playtime.

If I wasn't capped on making armies for the day, I'd give you one for that free 100g.

Tomorrow...IT COMES!

EDIT: Looking at the shotgun wielding sprinters games. That guy is FAST.

Sprinting + Shotgun = Dead enemies. Imagine once he gets a better weapon. *shudder*

[cerapa]

I absolutely hate these fucking Cow Clicker games, but this one is kinda cute and fun to watch.  I can't help but feel like I'm doing something wrong though, because I've been playing it for a few days or a week or something, and my "army" is pathetic.  Maxando is a useless cacker, and Burtreed never uses the motorcycle I bought for him.  And making $2 a victory and $4 a mission (which I never win because the rats get infinite free mans every time), and exponential growth on upgrade costs, I don't know how people get these loaded units they do without years of playtime.

If I wasn't capped on making armies for the day, I'd give you one for that free 100g.

Tomorrow...IT COMES!

Har har, I made one!

Now you cant be the first army maker for him, and I get all the glory!

[krag123]

The rats only get harder if you win.  So the first time you fight them there is only 1 rat, if win the next time you fight rats there will be 2, and so on and so forth, if you loose however the number of rats will not increase again until you win vs that many.  In some cases how ever a rat or two from the previous wave of 4 will stand back up and start fighting, they will have 1-2 hp and die quickly.

Recruiting is a good way to get some quick easy points to battle, your first recruit will give you 100 coins, and your 2nd is worth 50.  Raiding is where you make most of your money, and your raid army is made up of 100% recruits, so the more people you get to play the game the better your raid army will be.  You can sort of cheat a little and use your recruit a friend link and create another account to start your raid army.

I am always looking for more recruits for my raid army.
http://rolens-rangers.minitroopers.com

Exchanging recruits for as long as my IP will let me make new armies for people.

[Krath]

NOOOOOOOOOO!

I'll have to make my next soldier tomorrow be super special awesome to upstage Cerapa now.

[Aqizzar]

I was not aware of how one whores recruits.  Makes... sense?  I guess?  So thanks broskis.

Y'know what'd be cool?  An OP directory of everybody's army, so whoring can be done more efficiently.

The rats only get harder if you win.  So the first time you fight them there is only 1 rat, if win the next time you fight rats there will be 2, and so on and so forth, if you loose however the number of rats will not increase again until you win vs that many.  In some cases how ever a rat or two from the previous wave of 4 will stand back up and start fighting, they will have 1-2 hp and die quickly.

That explains that.  I'm up to four at the moment, and provided my two guys even manage to kill all of them, at least two stand up when two reinforcements arrive.

[3]

Thanks to whoever the two who joined to lol, rockets were. On the subject, this is the third time in a row I've been assigned the Dorf Squad as an infiltration target. Great. (Also triple kill versus instant death)

[krag123]

All rockets seems rather epic

[squeakyReaper]

Thanks to whoever the two who joined to lol, rockets were. On the subject, this is the third time in a row I've been assigned the Dorf Squad as an infiltration target. Great. (Also triple kill versus instant death)

When you pick infiltration, it sets that guy as your target until you win I think.  Either that, or until the end of the day.

[3]

No, this is the third day in a row, and I've won each time. I think you're partially correct though - it might be that when you specifically attack someone by name, they get set as your infiltrate target or something. Indefinitely.