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[stabbymcstabstab]

help me so that I my win!
http://stabs.minitroopers.com

[Greyejoy]

Possibly the coolest win I've ever had: http://malazanempire.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

[loose nut]

At last I have grown powerful enough to slay my master!

(Dwarf is the army I first signed up with to start this game. Muahaha magnets)

[Urist Imiknorris]

http://killteam-beta.minitroopers.com/ needs recruits so I can be as strong as Killteam Alpha.

[Pandarsenic]

http://ambition.minitroopers.com/b/view/miss3

Every fucking time/

[BunnyBob77]

Time to level up the boatmurderers!  After this i'll start asking you guys what to upgrade, since levels and troopers are beginning to get more expensive. Choices:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sponge:  He takes aim twice as quickly, or he gets a 25% speed boost

Jackolds:  The weapon selected by Jackolds is automatically reloaded or when engaging in hand-to-hand combat he kicks his opponent in the face

Maxunnel:  +3 health and +25% move speed or fires up to six explosive shells, which deal double damage

T-Crakauer:  When he kills an enemy he gets 200 initiative or he can kick his enemy in the face during hand-to-hand combat.
   
There's also two more things we need to decide:  Should T-Crackauer's main weapon be the sniper or minigun, and should we recruit a new trooper.  It's 120 credits for the next trooper, and we currently have 238.

[Sinned]

http://dwarven-marksmen.minitroopers.com/

I could really really use a recruit or two (or three) for these guys. Just sayin'.

Done (x3) ... Enjoy

Could someone return the favor? I could use some more recruits myself.

http://the-42nd.minitroopers.com/

[1piemaster1]

http://dwarven-marksmen.minitroopers.com/

I could really really use a recruit or two (or three) for these guys. Just sayin'.

Done (x3) ... Enjoy

Could someone return the favor? I could use some more recruits myself.

http://the-42nd.minitroopers.com/

Done x2.

[Sinned]

Thank you 

[3]

Being shot a half-dozen times with a minigun might slow you down... unless you have no need for those inefficient things people call "legs"

Frenetic + Solo Mission apparently speeds you up enough that time might as well be not running at all

This army continues to be hilarious

[Yoink]

Gave the Dwarven Marksmen a recruit, will see if I can give the Boatmurderers one too.

Edit: Damn, at my limit already. At least I managed to beat the Boatmurderers with my Squad, Bayam's Wolves!
http://bayams-wolves.minitroopers.com/b/fview/163873
Pretty great showing by Bayam.

[Farce]

Warning - while you were typing 10 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Anyway, in the true spirit of this game, I listen to this while playing it.  :p

Stabs:
http://clamps.minitroopers.com/hq

Dorf Marksman:
http://spinningbonebolt.minitroopers.com/hq
Surprising victoly over rocketshotty guy
I didn't realize explosive shells only had a chance to trigger, instead of being the first six.  :\


Meluter (and pump shotties) confirmed for awesome
lolsabotage
Sure is AI

Fun times.  Snoipa Max gets a blindfire kill through Lucky Charm with his AR, Burtater reasserts his position as squad leader through a well-placed nade, Joch kicks some ass with his shotgun.
SUPERIOR NUMBERS, INFERIOR MEN.  Burtater tanks a bazooka round and a sniper shot.
Masterful gas nade throw by the rookie snatches victory from the jaws of defeat.  I need to get On Point for Max.

[Un67]

Wow, you guys really outdid yourselves. Thanks, although I'm afraid that I don't have the capacity to create any more armies

[dogstile]

Ah! Farce! If its the same meluter (i swear it is) THEN I LOVE YOU FOR HIM.

Seriously, he is such a help on raids XD

[han1o]

one battle

http://firepokemons.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat1

and link

http://firepokemons.minitroopers.com