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[Farce]

Cthulhu:
http://the-frat-guys.minitroopers.com/hq
(The joke is that The Squids are a gang in River City Ransom.)

han:
http://hydropump.minitroopers.com/hq
Nice fight, also.

EXPLOSIVE MASTERY
"I need to kill fast and rockets too slow"
Popped up, then popped.  Now with instakill friendly fire!
Oh paralysis.
This one requires special theme music.  Okay, double shotgun.
I love faceboot so much.  I wish Meluter still used it.  :<

Honksquad and their affiliates:
More Tanksniper hilarity.  What's that?  Two rockets?  12 and 26 damage?  NO PROBLEM.
Friendly fire everywhere, Liupp somehow wiggles his head and dodges four rat groundpunches.
"I MUST COMPLETE MY MISSION TO BRING BULLETS TO EVERY CHAMBER AND TO EVERY TEAM MATE'S BACK."  Also injured shottyguy kicks some ass, and we kill like four rats in melee.
Successful rat melee!  Dat solo mission Matrix kung-fu.

Deathsquid, and their affiliates!
That MagellanPro guy again
Jesus Christ
What could go wrong. VS firepokemons
Obligatory Meluter rat kicking.  Gets a doublekill with an awesome nade, but sadly doesn't go all beast mode like he used to, and gets shot in the back - twice - by his asshole friend.

Farce and company. Of heroes.
Very good at rolling.  Terrible at shooting, though.
No... YES... no.
Honksquad Infiltration goes poorly, as expected.
BLAM
Made it through four raids, then rapespy.
Burtater shows us how it's done.  Unless you're looking to learn how to throw, but this is good too.
Glorious victory against the cheese-eating hordes.  Inglorious defeats, if you're interested in those.

I need to start remembering Joch's name.  Conversely, he needs to stop shooting Burtater in the back.  Also poison airburst frags sound hilariously Fun.

[Akigagak]

Fuck yeah Georgeves.

[Ma88hew]

http://alpha-36b.minitroopers.com/b/view/bat2

Whoah, you really can shoot someone off of a motorcycle! If you have on point, at least.

[Urist Imiknorris]

But not if they have On Point too.

[Muz]

Damn, I'm losing all my battles to you saboteur spammers.

Is it just my raids, or does everyone else have them fail after 2. Every. Single. Time.

I swear, the game just decides that I'm not allowed to have a raid win more than two battles. The 3rd battle, no matter how easy it should be, just ends with all my guys slaughtered. I had two armies today get to the 3rd raid and then have a single guy stomp on every single soldier in the raid. Most of them don't even fire a shot, they just stand around like idiots until they die.

Kinda frustrating.

I can get up to raid 12, but I've got a lot of good recruits, probably due to all the saboteurs everyone's getting

Hold the hell up, you can have poisoning frag grenades!?

I wonder if you could add a barrel extension to that

[Urist Imiknorris]

I had a hydroshock frag grenade take out two of my guys. Goddamn Epic mission and that level 16 soldier...

[Ma88hew]

http://alpha-37a.minitroopers.com/b/fview/284266

COME AT ME BRO

[Realmfighter]

http://realmdude.minitroopers.com/b/fview/284471

NO U

[Farce]

I had a hydroshock frag grenade take out two of my guys. Goddamn Epic mission and that level 16 soldier...

Hmm...
10 base, +10 for heavyweight, +6 for sturdy/huge calves, ~+16 for soldier.  That's 42 health.

42.

[Realmfighter]

http://taz-brigade.minitroopers.com/b/fview/285586

REAL MEN FIGHT WITH FISTS NOT POISONS

[Pandarsenic]

http://taz-brigade.minitroopers.com/b/fview/285586

TAZ BRIGADE IS BEST BRIGADE

_{^{Also read as "lolpoison"}}

That was easily one of the dumbest MiniTroopers fights I've ever seen. XD

[Urist Imiknorris]

I had a hydroshock frag grenade take out two of my guys. Goddamn Epic mission and that level 16 soldier...

Hmm...
10 base, +10 for heavyweight, +6 for sturdy/huge calves, ~+16 for soldier.  That's 42 health.

42.

Actually 41. Level 1 doesn't count for hat boosts. Still, now I want a meatshield that good. (or better, with Bait, Brick Shithouse and Invincible)

EDIT: And Loader and a gatling gun and Unshakeable.

[Un67]

Money for the Dorf Squad would still be really nice, just saying.

[Urist Imiknorris]

There you go. He's pretty badass.

Mind returning the favor?

[Un67]

^ Thanks, I'll see to paying you back on my next trip to the library or somewhere else with internet (can't really connect to any other wireless networks here).