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[Xotano]

i managed to multigrasp my «-steel long sword-» by grabbing it with my empty hand after i had stabbed it into some guy, duno if i get any sort of attack bonus for it but it sure was funny, for a second i thought i'd managed to duplicate it but then i dropped it and it dropped it from both hands xD

post anything funny you've managed to do in adventure

equipping 500 shields/weapons doesn't count as funny

[Logrin]

Well.....

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Made a famous bandit eat my sword...


Beat a bunch of kobolds down with a limp giraffe neck then used it as a floaty to cross the ocean


And upon finding drinkable water...

[Corneria]

Not me, but it always needs a good plug.

The Incident: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3782

[Putnam]

Not me, but it always needs a good plug.

The Incident: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3782

Oh GOD FUCKING HELL

[Xotano]

Not me, but it always needs a good plug.

The Incident: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3782

i guess its full of shenanigans and other such funny things?

[GloriousImp]

Not me, but it always needs a good plug.

The Incident: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3782

i guess its full of shenanigans and other such funny things?

It's the tale of a mighty adventurer and his reality warping powers.

[Xotano]

Not me, but it always needs a good plug.

The Incident: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3782

i guess its full of shenanigans and other such funny things?

It's the tale of a mighty adventurer and his reality warping powers.

that actually sounds really fun, I'll give it a go.

[Corneria]

And the cycle continues!

[Xotano]

LOLS!!! you people are terrible.

also you replied just as i finished reading

[Rumrusher]

Well to start, I took an royal from her home and converted her into a baby factory, and now every time I talk to her first born son he doesn't want to mention the 50 other full grown half human siblings.

[jaxy15]

I once bit off a cat's leg and spat it back at it, and it got hit in the brain.
It was in arena mode, but I was controlling a creature, so it still counts, right?

[Xotano]

yea as long as your in control it counts. woulda been much cooler if you had done it as a dwarf in adventure mode tho.

[Chilton]

Do not ask how this Occuped.
I Impaled someone on my Spear, then Nibbled off their Fingers, whilst they were Jammed against a Wall.
When I was done with their Fingers, I did some creative Cutting with my other Hand.
Then he Punched Me in the Head and Kicked me to Death.

[NRDL]

Well to start, I took an royal from her home and converted her into a baby factory, and now every time I talk to her first born son he doesn't want to mention the 50 other full grown half human siblings.

?

[Xotano]

Do not ask how this Occuped.
I Impaled someone on my Spear, then Nibbled off their Fingers, whilst they were Jammed against a Wall.
When I was done with their Fingers, I did some creative Cutting with my other Hand.
Then he Punched Me in the Head and Kicked me to Death.

lols! you got punched with stubs, i was messin around in arena to add "hands used" to the weapons list in wiki and i made a grand master wrestler striker dodger armor user with full steel cus i wanted to beat the crap outa the guys, so i finished what i was doing and i grabbed one of the guys of the pillar and proceeded to break all of his limbs and remove his weapon then i punched all his limbs as well and gouged his eyes cheeks and whatnot seeing if i could kill a guy with pain alone, apparently you can break a guy apart completely and they can still fight back cus he then kicked my ass. i named him "snaps" with the profeshion title "bag of bone shards" his skull and ribcage were all that was still in tact, i even punched out his teeth.