14th October, 1403"You're sixteen years old, it's about time you knew a woman."
Henry glanced up from the set of ledgers he was reviewing. The king was leaning on one of the cabinets with a goblet in his free hand. The prince repressed the urge to roll his eyes with the skill of years of diplomatic education.
"Father, I know you receive the interior minister's reports on me, and I also know that you know that I'm sixteen years old. How on Earth can you possibly believe I don't-"
"It's time you
officially knew a woman," snapped the king. "In any case, I happen to know exactly the one to-"
"She's fifteen, father. Sir. She's a girl, not a woman."
"What?" The king gave his son a mildly bewildered look. Prince Henry slid one of his desk drawers open and pulled out a slender manuscript. The king vaguely recognised Master Parsons the Interior Minister's signature on it.
"Margaret. Crown Princess of Aragon. Last of Marti d'Aragon's children. That's what you were going to suggest, right? There are eighteen principalities, grand duchies or kingdoms without clear lines of succession. Most are too small or too embroiled to be worth the marriage prospects, or else already have potential major claimants we could be embroiled in a war of succession with. The two best prospects are Hungary and Aragon.
"The king of Hungary died, but his son took the throne at the age of eight. The son's a bastard, though, so we could lay a claim based on his illegitimacy by marrying into the high aristocracy. On the other hand, he's young and has plenty of time to secure his position, making it a questionable bet. Hungary is massive, but too distant for us to really secure in addition."
Henry turned a page in the manuscript.
"On the other hand, Aragon whilst smaller lacks many political marriages and we already have a reasonably good relationship with them - though I will be the first to remind you that they ran like hens when we called them to war. King Martin's legitimate heirs James and John are all dead and frankly even Margaret looks peakish. Martin has had no other children and although he is technically ruler of Sicily his wife Maria is managing the crown's affairs, keeping her away from letting him sire any more sons. There is a bastard, Count Frederick of Luna, but a marriage to the Princess would give us a better claim."
King Henry gave his son a sharp look. He walked over and plucked the manuscript from Prince Henry's hand, then rifled through the pages for himself.
"You shouldn't be diverting reports to yourself," he said. "I'm still the King around here, you know."
"They're copies, sir. You get the originals. The minister informs me they go directly to your desk."
There was a brief, awkward silence.
"Or should I have them forwarded to the wine cellar?"
King Henry gave his son a short smack around the back of the head.
"Know your place, boy. And right now, your place is on a ship to Barcelona. You've got a week to pack-"
"Been packed since August, sir. The Archbishop was upset he won't be conducting the marriage himself, but we reminded him that we were forgetting exactly how much land the Church owns in Gloucestershire."
"How much land
does the Church own in Gloucestershire?"
"I've forgotten. Let's just say enough that the Archbishop's voluntary contributions are putting him on par with the entire output of the Western Isles - and that's bearing in mind we've been besieging those for two years."
"Good God." The king remembered and crossed himself, giving an apologetic glance upwards. "And the Pope has the gall to censure me for taking some land and closeting a few heretics? Bah, just head to Barcelona and wed that Maria-"
"-Margaret-"
"-whatever her name is. Get some sun, get married and come back a real man."
"Father, I did already mention that I've-"
"An official man, damn you!"
6th March, 1404Lord Servant, head of the diplomatic corps, tapped his fingers on the offending document and glared at it with the fixed gaze of a man whose neck and fortune depended on how it was received.
A missive from the Empire. Not necessarily a bad thing; most of the missives Servant received were just resolutions of the Reichstag, nearly all of which were culled before ever reaching the king's ears. The prince of course insisted on receiving copies anyway, 'just in case'. This missive was more troubling.
After careful consideration, Servant slid the paper into a small stack, third from the top. That would give him enough time to leave the room. He glanced at the sundial by the window - didn't Parsons have one of those mechanical clocks? Bloody interior ministry getting all the funding. Still, it was about the right time of day. Parsons worked on some minor book-keeping for another ten minutes then picked up the stack and headed to the king's chambers.
As expected, the most noble and glorious Henry IV, King of England, was engaged in a poker game with the Duke of Lancaster and the Earl of Sandwich (who had once again insisted the servants make him "something quick, so I don't need to bother with a knife"). Lord Servant carefully placed the stack by the king's arm, so as not to interrupt his hand, then enquired if the king would like him to go into the reports in detail.
A brief grunt confirmed a negative response, lifting Servant's spirits. He made his way to the door when the king began absentmindedly rifling through the papers. Lord Servant bowed, closed the door behind him and broke into a dead run. About halfway down the corridor, he heard the shouting begin.
Friedrich Falky, firstborn son of Vaclav IV of Bohemia, had become ruler of the Holy Roman Empire at the prime age of 2 years old.
Excerpts from the diary of Henry, Prince of Wales15th January, 1405The French are getting tired of fighting. Ambassador Nordell arrived at Dover today to make an official offer of a white peace. Not a bad offer, considering that Gascogne and Saintongen are already fully occupied by the French and we have no chance of meeting their forces.
On the other hand, the French have not fought a battle with us in fifteen years. We have had more than enough time to build up our forces, and they must have calculated that we could field some 46,000 troops if we were desperate enough - enough to match and even beat their own forces. Of course, we could never afford the wages - it would bankrupt the country to raise many more troops than the 11,000 we already employ. In this, the ignorance of the enemy is our friend.
Margaret thinks we should take it, given how much the war's exactions have impacted our people. I disagree strongly - since we entered the war against France and they are leading it, it would give Scotland a legal excuse to leave before our ambitions are completed. The French have almost certainly taken this into account - if we make peace with them their ally will be completely released from our grip. No, we will continue this war until we have crushed the Scots and only then will we make peace. Of course chances are we might have to pay danegeld to the French to get an end to things, which will hurt our prestige but better that than extending the war longer than we have to.
14th May, 1405News has come from our armies at Inverness; after 1661 days, the siege has broken! The highlands are ours, but the rest of Scotland has still to fall. We remain understaffed in troops, having to expend most of our forces suppressing recruitment efforts from the highlanders and only concentrating in a few places to try and besiege the castles properly. Trying to maintain large numbers of troops in hostile territory is difficult, to say the least - we have probably had half the army's number desert or die from attrition over the last four years. Especially with the occupation of Gascogne and Saintonge, the people are starting to really feel exhaustion from the war now.
8th December, 1405Margaret was taken by a fever in the last week. The physician tells me her condition was close, but that she will live. He has doubts about her health in the future, and it seems unlikely she will have a second child. News from Aragon suggests that King Martin's health has taken a similar turn for the worse, but without the recovery Margaret enjoys.
4th January, 1406A General Council of the Clergy has been called in Venice over the Lollard question - a rare occasion, given that only 17 have been called since the death of Christ. With a unanimous agreement from all the Bishops of Christendom, it is generally agreed that such a council would be infallible, even overruling that of the elected Pope.
20th February, 1406King Henry gave his beard an annoyed tug as he approached the prince's chambers. A prince should come to a king, not the other way around! Well, young Henry could see how he liked spending the spring and summer in Scotland for-
The chamber door opened and the young princess Margaret burst out of the room, flush with tears. The king stood to one side and let the weeping royal fly past him and into her own chambers, slamming the door behind her. When the king entered his son's chambers, Prince Henry had a slightly resigned look.
"What's wrong with her?" said the King, jerking a thumb back towards the door.
"Excellent news, sir. Well, tragic news. Well, excellent news."
"Make your mind up and tell me what it is, then. I've half a mind to send you to-"
"King Martin is dead."
The king raised an eyebrow. He moved to sit, then remembered himself and motioned irritably for the prince to sit instead. Prince Henry pulled out a comfortable chair and sat.
"Dead dead? As in..."
"As a doormouse. Lying in state, buried in a week. We won't get there in time for the funeral, but a mass will be held once our ship reaches Barcelona. As I understand it, he was on the mend from the winter fever when he cut himself shaving and died from a poison of the blood."
"So that means you're-"
"
Maria is Queen. But as Prince Consort I have some sway, and more experience in administering a country than Her Majesty. Not to mention our child will be due to preside over both thrones, eventually. But the reality is, yes, Aragon and England's futures are now bound."
Prince Henry stood up again and glanced at his wardrobe.
"I shall need to pack again," he mused. "Once we leave, I fear I will not be returning for some time. It will be necessary for me to remain in Barcelona to manage Aragon's affairs - on behalf of the Queen, of course. The bureaucracy will not be happy about this, and it will take time to smooth things over enough for us to ever achieve a true Union of the states. Time and money - any wealth England can spare will go a long way towards getting the Aragonese to accept the legitimacy of our claims."
"Well then," said the king. "It seems you have everything in order. I shall miss you, of course, but I confess I was considering sending you abroad for the development of your character anyway."
The king opened the door of the prince's chambers and glanced back before leaving.
"And one more thing, my son. If you ever summon me to you again, then son or no, Prince-Consort of Aragon or no, I will have you stripped naked and flayed in front of the palace. I may not be as clever or well-read as you, but so long as I live I am still King of England."
The king shut the door in something just less than a slam. Prince Henry watched it with a neutral expression for a few moments, then set about packing.
30th June, 1406"Edinburgh has fallen! Edinburgh has fallen!"
Lord Servant sat up at the news. The servant leaned on the doorframe, panting slightly from his run. Servant laced his fingers and frowned, staring into the middle distance.
"My lord, I said-"
"I heard you. Shut up, I'm thinking."
Servant continued to stare, tapping his right forefinger against his left. He unlaced his hands and tapped his right hand on the desk.
"Good. What's the soonest a rider can get to the Western Isles?"
"About eighteen days, sir."
"Send one of the assistants up there immediately with a treaty of vassalage for their king-in-exile. I imagine with the mainland securely under our thumb he'll want to see the inside of his palace again."
"Any territorial demands, sir?"
"Not likely. It'll be hard enough getting the king to swallow vassalage without surrendering lands. Oh, and there's one more instruction for the assistant. It's a question of time..."
24th July, 1406"I am glad your king has finally listened to reason," said Nordell, taking his seat at the table. Lord Servant arranged the loose papers in his manuscript.
"Yes well," said Servant, "I think we can all agree that the war has gone on long enough. Of course, your earlier offer of a white truce is no longer on the table." Servant flicked through a couple of the pages. The king was willing to spend up to £50,000 on reparations, no more, but a concession of defeat would be preferable. If none of that would work, he was to surrender Saintonge but not renounce any claims.
"Now," said Servant, taking one of the folios from his manuscript, "we are prepared to offer-"
"I assure you, we are open to accepting any reasonable terms," said the French ambassador, a little too quickly. Servant paused, about to offer the folio of acceptable reparations to the Frenchman. He withdrew the folio and replaced it in the manuscript.
"Tell me," said Servant, "there have been quite a number of Scottish refugees fleeing to France, haven't there? What have they been saying?"
"Oh, lies and slander. Spewing tales of hatred of the English, of course, the sacking of Inverness and Aberdeen. All those proud towers, falling. They were particularly angry that you dragged the whole thing out."
Servant studied the Frenchman; the slight twitch in his leg, the smoothness of his voice.
"Well, we had to keep the main body of our troops back against opportunists. You know how it is."
"Ah, of course." A cough escaped Nordell's throat.
Bingo.
"The war has been costly for both sides, and of course we appreciate that you have suffered losses as well as ourselves. Naturally, we will not wish to extend those losses any further - but we must ask some small securities."
"We will naturally remove our troops from your territories."
"Yes, you will. You will also renounce your claims on those territories - they have proven their loyalty to us by resisting you in this war." Never mind the fact that ultimately the governors of both provinces defected because the French treated them better. "We will also require you to relinquish your claims to Armagnac and Bourgogne."
"Ah - Armagnac I can understand, but why Bourgogne?"
"Because you want an end to this war, that's why. Last, but not least, you will provide-" Servant picked a figure out of his head "-seventy five thousand pounds in reparations for damages caused to the provinces of Gascogne and Saintonge."
"What? That is an outrage!"
"It is the cost of ending this war. Of course, if you want it to press on for another ten years..."
"No, no! God, no. We... we realise the importance of such concessions to making peace. But there must be concessions from you also! For instance, our valuable allies the Scots - you must pull your troops out and end your occupation of Scotland immediately! After all, this war started over a matter of honour between England and France, Scotland was merely a third party."
Lord Servant made a show of pursing his lips at Nordell's words.
"Are you sure I cannot convince you otherwise on this?" he asked.
"Absolutely," said the French ambassador with a hint of triumph. "If Scotland stays in this war, then so will France!"
Servant gave an exaggerated sigh.
"Very well, then. The treaty will allow for the removal of French troops, renouncement of claims and payment of reparations, and I give you the word of the king and this treaty that the occupation of Scotland ends today. Do we have a deal?"
"You drive a hard bargain, Lord Servant," said Nordell, offering his hand.
"Yes, yes I do," said Servant, shaking it.
8th August, 1406, DoverNordell sat impatiently on the prow of the ship, waiting for the last of his luggage to be loaded on board. A copy of the treaty had already been sent ahead to Paris for the King to put his official signature on, though the deal was good as done already. He gave a last look at England as the ship prepared to cast off, thankful to God he was getting away from such monstrous people.
A runner approached the ship at full pelt, crying out for the captain not to set sail. Nordell watched the heated exchange between runner and captain as the runner pressed a message scroll into his hands and the captain beat the runner about the head with it. The messenger departed and Nordell sat back and relaxed as the ship set sail.
About half an hour after leaving port, the captain arrived with the scroll case and passed it to Nordell.
"Runner said it was from the Palace, courtesy of a Lord Servant," said the captain. "Told me to give it to you once we were underway."
Nordell thanked the captain and tipped him a franc, then opened the message scroll and read the paper within. His face blanched, then burned red with rage.
The scroll case contained one copy of a treaty of vassalage, signed by the king of Scotland and dated the 23rd of July, 1406.
1406 is a good year for the English. We unionise Aragon (got to improve the relations for a full inheritance) and force the Scots into vassalage. Ten years down the line we'll either have to annexe or inherit them.
Not only do the French accept peace, but in spite of the fact that we mostly lost that side of the war and they occupied both our provinces in the south we intimidated them at the negotiating table into not only renouncing their claims on both provinces but also on the capital of Burgundy and the contested province of Armagnac. Then we blackmailed them into giving us 75 ducats in danegeld. All in all, probably the best diplomatic negotiation in history.