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Author Topic: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord  (Read 9230 times)

NRDL

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2011, 10:13:30 pm »

Just follow the group. 
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Tersr

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2011, 10:15:20 pm »

I stole a car!? Awesome, so how many seats and doors does it have?

Also Continue to lake
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Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

Toaster

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2011, 10:16:03 pm »

As one would say if this game was running on Inform, Use flamethrower on trees.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2011, 10:29:47 pm »

Chuck stopped for a moment, then screamed as loud as he possibly could:"WOODCHIPS FOR THE WOODCHIP GOD!!! TOOTHPICKS FOR THE TOOTHPICK THRONE!!!" He then proceeded to eviscerate the trees with his woodchucker while making his way further into the forest.
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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2011, 10:31:17 pm »

There's absolutely no way the above two actions can combine to cause untold destruction.
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HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2011, 10:57:29 pm »

hmm...... Maybe chuck only eviscerates a few, then the rest are burned down?
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2011, 11:05:53 pm »

Or he eviscerates first, and the resulting particle cloud is ignited much like a grain silo exploding.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2011, 11:15:33 pm »

Or that. If at least one of you gets a 6.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

wolfchild

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2011, 11:51:16 pm »

Investigate
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Frelock

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2011, 12:40:10 am »

Move quickly deep into the forest, find wood spirit, and inform her of my companion's intentions.  Offer her an escort out of here in exchange for a favor later.
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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2011, 05:19:33 am »

Move quickly deep into the forest, find wood spirit, and inform her of my companion's intentions.  Offer her an escort out of here in exchange for a favor later.

Hey, fine with me as long as we get our weapon mods. :D
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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2011, 12:35:17 pm »

Of course, we all get our weapon mods, and I get a valuable ally for my coming takeover campaign.  Everybody wins!
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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2011, 03:09:24 pm »

Especially when there are giant fireballs!

Woo, fire!
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HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2011, 04:15:16 pm »

Roll 3

Tersr:[-]You reach the lake.

Sinpwn:[5]You pucnh, drill and kick trees until the air is full of sawdust. Then you wait for Frelock to come out, then give Toaster the OK.

Frelock:[2]You convince Toaster to not set the forest on fire yet. You head inside and find a giant wooden spider in clearing. You don't really want that thing alive, so you head back out.

Wolfchild:[3]You swim down, and find some air pipe pumping water into the pool. You swim back up, dry off, and head out of the building. Hey, where is everyone?

NRDL:[5]You watch the fireworks.

Toaster:[5]After frelock comes out, You spray the flamethrower from a feet meters away. The fprest explodes in a huge fireball. Then fireball can be seen from miles. Every tree and living thing in the forest is incinerated, and all thats let is lots, and lots of ash.




GAME EVENT: "Wow! That was the coolest fireworks show I've ever seen!" exclaims Jack as he comes out the building. "You guys did great! come by my shop to get some upgrades for you weapons." Jack's Quality Upgrades."He then heads down into the city.

Job Completed


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Location: NRDL,Sinpwn, Toaster, and Frelock are in Outlon, in Jack's backyard. Wolfchild is in Ducas, outside the pool. Tersr is at Lake Caratus.
Time:It is 7:30 PM

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« Last Edit: September 09, 2011, 08:02:56 pm by HighEndNoob »
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

Tersr

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Re: Roll to take out the Evil Overlord
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2011, 04:16:35 pm »

Go swimming in the lake, but lock up the car first.
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