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Total Members Voted: 5

[Taricus]

Oi, diz fing is dropping squigz! git offa 'im and just 'is neck, Then take the helmet off before smashing it's teef out

[UltraValican]

You reach for da fings neck but it cries out.
"I HAVE GUNS YOU LIKE GUNS RIGHT!? EVERY ORK LIKES GUNS THEIR LIKE MUDKIPS FOR ORKS!"
The fing pulls out a small gun and snatch it up, breaking it in the process.
"GET UP YOU GIT AND LEAD ME TO WHERE THE FIGHTING IS. IM YOUR MASTER NOW. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT DAT EMPRAH GIT. IM YOUR EMPRAH"
"Yes..lord.."
"Lurtz you git"
"Follow me lord Lurtz"
" Show me your teef"
"Excuse me"
You bare your fangs and the guardsma rips off his helmet and open his mouth
"Oi deez teef be puny, now we can get to the fighting."

[Taricus]

When we get to the fight, we throw this git at them, or use 'im as a choppa.

[Sinpwn]

Follow da git to da place where da fightin' is at.




New long term goal: assassinate the human emperor and take his place, the humans will never know the difference.

[Taricus]

Better idea: Looted Emprah!

[UltraValican]

Better idea: Looted Emprah!

Funny story about this.
This was originally going to be you are the Emprah, but I read Looted Emprah right before I logged on and this was born.

[Firelordsky]

wtf

[Ghazkull]

if yer use 'im as a weapon be sure ter keep 'im alive 'e could be useful

[Funk]

git to da fighting is at n git stuckin.
(go to the fighting and join in)
editd so you can read it

[UltraValican]

If everyone would be kind enough to put an English translation in a spoiler for their suggestion
Expect an update tomorrow evening.

[Geen]

follow this git to da fightin'.

[kaian-a-coel]

Follow. [<==confirmed 40k player]
So it waz an' humie, huh? Follow him to da fightin', then kill him, take hiz helmet, and go fight wiz da orks.

[UltraValican]

You follow the humie git to da fighting.
The fresh screams of humies and daka are in the air; your gestalt psychic field can sense the fighting. Your flesh grows darker in anticipation, but before you scream, you realize you have no daka or choppa. You grab the umie by the arm and charge!
The orks  surrounding you let out a

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

. And join the umie smashing.
You swing the screaming into another umie in a fancy hat that seems to be screaming at da other umies with threats like"Eff you run I'z gonna kill you myself for the Emprah", and knock the breath and the hat out and off him. You then grab the humies helmet and get to bashing in the shouting humies head in till it’s all red and sticky.
You then find the other humie( the one you decided to spare earlier) holding his arm in agony. You begin to wonder should you keep dis umie and if you do keep em what will you call him? But before you think about that you pick up the loud umies hat, humie hats are worth a lot of teef in ork society.

Ok, should we have Lurtz keep the umie  and name him for clarities sake. Or just kill him

[Taricus]

Kill da 'umie, and take that flash hat of the shouty 'umie. Go look fer da biggest ork 'ere, and smash 'iz teef out!

[kaian-a-coel]

Kill da humie! an' go take that shiny hat from da loud hummie. How itz called? a Kom... kro... Kromissa? Komissar? 
Long term thinking: get a rokkit jumpak, and join da shockboyz
Cuz you just get the same hat than infamous Big Boss Zagstrukk!