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Should we keep the human.

Buy more Daka
- 1 (20%)
Buy more Choppa
- 0 (0%)
Get mecahnical implants
- 2 (40%)
Get a wig squig
- 1 (20%)
Where to hats at the same time like a baws.
- 1 (20%)

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UltraValican

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You are an Ork.
« on: September 05, 2011, 01:34:28 pm »

My first forum game.

You are a(soon to be) newly spawned  ork of the RedChopa Clan.
What will you call yourself? Will you be a boy or one of dem squeky voiced gitz with the long hair on their eyelashes?
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UltraValican

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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2011, 01:36:42 pm »

Reserved for Inventory/Health Stuff.
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2011, 01:39:45 pm »

Name: Lurtz
Gender: One of da boyz
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2011, 01:46:50 pm »

I must inform you that you mispelled Orc.
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2011, 01:47:49 pm »

Name: Kregga
Gender: One a' de girls. (For something unusual :P )

Edit: Roboboy, Ork is the version used in Warhammer 40K, for some reason.
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2011, 01:48:14 pm »

I must inform you that you mispelled Orc.

I must inform these aren't orcs, they're Orks.

Though... Orks have genders now? Durr?
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2011, 01:50:26 pm »

I must inform you that you mispelled Orc.

I must inform these aren't orcs, they're Orks.

Though... Orks have genders now? Durr?
No they reproduce asexually but, I wouldn't doubt some orkz would be feminine by nature. I put a gender option in for lulz
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2011, 02:06:33 pm »

WAAAGH!
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2011, 02:17:19 pm »

It’s dark and warm....
You feel something soft in front of you and instinctively tear it apart.
*splat*
You get up and look around you.
You appear to be in a forested area, you hear daka and whooshing sounds far off in the distance.
Out of the corner of your eye you see something small and green zip past.

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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2011, 02:20:06 pm »

We'll find that fing and punch it's teef out!
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2011, 02:27:33 pm »

It's green so its eitha one o tha otha boyz or an little runty grot or an humie. Eitha way bash it's teeth in and tell it that your the boss now...
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2011, 02:32:57 pm »

You decide to find da fing and punch itz teef out.
You grab the fing by its neck and 'old it down.
"AHHHHHHH, PAH-PAH LEEZE LET ME GO! I'LL DO ANYTHING ANYTHING! DONT EAT ME"
Da thing starts making sobbing sounds and some yellow stuff starts to flow down its leg.
You try to puch its teef out but you only hit your hand against its helmet.
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2011, 02:35:03 pm »

Break da fing's neck, den loot it for dakka!
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2011, 02:37:58 pm »

Break da fing's neck, den loot it for dakka!

I agree.
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Re: You are an Ork.
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2011, 02:38:15 pm »

take off it's helmet and tkae it for yerself.

" ME IS YER BOSS NOW! GIVE ME YER DAKKA!"

take a weapon of it but let it live. tell it to lead you to the moshing! If it refuses beat out the crap of it. Be sure to keep it right in front of you. If it tries to refuse yer orders bash in some more teeth. Be sure to put teeth into  some kind o' pocket.
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