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Specter513

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Crazy awesome combat reports
« on: September 03, 2011, 09:45:43 pm »

I just had a pretty hilarious combat report. A hunter had gone beserk, but I had detailed a 7-man squad to watch him. The hunter got his guts spilled, but then bit into one of my guys legs, then latched on. Meanwhile, everyone else basically chopped him in half while he still hung on. I need to go see that guy's dentist.
Anyone else have awesome combat reports?
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Cheveux

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Re: Crazy awesome combat reports
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 09:56:12 pm »

Here's one I had in adventure mode that makes me laugh everytime.
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Specter513

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Re: Crazy awesome combat reports
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 09:58:22 pm »

Here's one I had in adventure mode that makes me laugh everytime.
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What is this I don't even.
HOW?
HOW?
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Congratulations, you killed the only things considered dominant and have heralded the end of civilization in your world as you know it.

Eddren

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Re: Crazy awesome combat reports
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 09:58:51 pm »

Adventure Mode.
And Black-Eyed Peas.
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Re: Crazy awesome combat reports
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 09:59:15 pm »

I had a skeletal moose charge a puppy.. it dodged twice making the skeletal moose even angrier, so it lodged it's hoove into the puppy's skull splattering it all over.
Horrible.. yes.. awesome.. hell yes.
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Eddren

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Re: Crazy awesome combat reports
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2011, 10:01:55 pm »

I'm just remembering the Troglodyte that bit off a Hunters left leg, then, after deciding that wasn't quite enough, followed through and ripped off her right arm, too.
And the great thing? The hunter WON...
..With the help of a military-squad dispatched when I did a routine check-up on my hunters.
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Re: Crazy awesome combat reports
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2011, 10:36:33 pm »

This is where I would post some awesome combat reports if I didn't report them in above thread that I would've linked if Girlinhat didn't link it.

This would be the place I would post some awesome pun off of the combat report above, but without a combat report - no pun. sry.
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