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Strife26

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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2011, 12:46:02 pm »

Conduct 25, 0, and 200 meter visual checks for threats around our current location. Shiver.
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2011, 02:07:16 pm »

I saw this thread and thought: "Ooh, someone's finally made a forum game about militant fascists!"

Weren't they black shirts?
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2011, 04:12:16 pm »

I saw this thread and thought: "Ooh, someone's finally made a forum game about militant fascists!"

Weren't they black shirts?
I was kidding, brown shirts, black shirts, red shirts, and grey shirts, oh my.
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Elfeater

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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2011, 03:52:01 pm »

You set up your perimeter and make visual checks. Nothing seems strange until you see wone movement in the distance your men pull out  phasers and wait for further orders. ( what kind of spanner as there are many?)
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2011, 04:46:44 pm »

Attempt to set Phaser to stun (even though it will prbably end up on "tickle" or "limp" setting"). Normal spanners? I dunno im a redshirt not an engineer...

Strife26

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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2011, 05:19:55 pm »

Listen to orders, follow orders as best as possible.
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2011, 05:27:47 pm »

Bump
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2011, 05:30:26 pm »

PANIC.

Shoot at it wildly.
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Elfeater

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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2011, 10:39:07 pm »

PANIC.

Shoot at it wildly.
(20) You open fire and stun one of the guys, then another. They start rushing forward as two pull away.
Attempt to set Phaser to stun (even though it will prbably end up on "tickle" or "limp" setting"). Normal spanners? I dunno im a redshirt not an engineer...
You successfully set your phaser to stun. All of a sudden you hear firing, you panic and fail to set up spanners.(11)

The rest of you jump up and pull out Phasers. About 14 guys run towards you carrying archaic weapons.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2011, 10:42:24 pm by Elfeater »
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Strife26

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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2011, 11:00:33 pm »

Get behind cover, engage the enemy with the phaser, draw my Kukuri with my primary hand and shoot with the offhand one (such a light weapon, and no recoil to break).
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2011, 11:05:15 pm »

Pull out standard issue phaser, get into CQC position. 
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2011, 01:02:08 am »

OH GOD THEY WAN TO KILL US.

FIRE NONSTOP UNTIL THEY ALL STOP MOVING
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2011, 02:31:00 am »

Fire at the targets presenting the greatest threat, wielding the largest spanner as a melee weapon.

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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2011, 10:00:12 pm »

Get behind cover, engage the enemy with the phaser, draw my Kukuri with my primary hand and shoot with the offhand one (such a light weapon, and no recoil to break).
(16)You find light cover and drop one with a phaser shot.You draw your blade.
Pull out standard issue phaser, get into CQC position. 
(2)You fumble around and drop you phaser you try and fail to pick it up. A spear comes at you and you dive for cover leaving your phaser.
OH GOD THEY WAN TO KILL US.

FIRE NONSTOP UNTIL THEY ALL STOP MOVING
(10) You fire and wound one
Fire at the targets presenting the greatest threat, wielding the largest spanner as a melee weapon.
(14) You Fire and hit a man and lift the spanner ready to fight
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Re: Red shirts
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2011, 10:54:56 pm »

Fire nonstBLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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