The soldier looked at the moving backs of the Lizardman on a camel and Flaming person murmuring "Well fuck you too, buddy."
He turned to Lt. Pierce, heartened that someone was at least going along with him. He wasn't required to take orders from him (the only orders that would be legally binding were those from Kukure officers, or possibly one given by a Cosmic Militia superior during a time where the cooperation act was in effect, but as SOS he had a pretty wide latitude in ignoring both).
"Aye Lieutenant, I've heard of a New Hong Kong, but I'm afraid that it might not be all that useful. Let me explain."
He broadly gestured, "consider everywhere we could walk from here, I'd bet a few bucks that this is a single-environment plane. Now, imagine that this all is just a piece of paper. There are a very large number of planes, possibly infinite. Each one its own piece of paper. Now, generally, these planes don't interact, but sometimes these papers intersect enough for someone to accidentally or deliberately bust through in the next sheet. That's the way that the Omniverse works, roughly. Of course, planes actually intersect in more dimensions that us humans can think in, and follow all sorts of weird rules, but you know, that's gist of it."
"So, your New Hong Kong is on a sheet of paper, out of a bunch. There's this tendency called planar echoing, though. Basically, a lot of planes have stuff in common, for no known reason. What we're speaking right now, I call it English, but the thing is, is that in a majority of planes, it'll be recognized as a language, despite the fact that, as far as we known, there's previous point for English to have started. In fact, we've found that it's developed independently several times. City names tend to get repeated a lot as well. There's a New Hong Kong in the Kukure Federation, it's a district capital, in fact. However, judging from how you look, you're not from there. New Hong Kong could on at least four planes that I know off the top of my head, and I'm no expert."
"However, if we can get back to the Fed, they'll figure out what plane you're from, sure as sure. We've got people lots smarter than me and computers much smarter than them."
Whirl wasn't being completely truthful, but he figured that stretch the truth a bit wouldn't hurt. Hong Kong was a horridly common name for places both in the Anglo-alt and Weld-alt developmental categories ((cultures that we'd recognize as China-centric or England-centric)). Of course, the planar research development would certainly do their best, but it wasn't anywhere near sure as sure.
"Still none of that matters unless we get out of here. We've got two options, survive until pararescue finds us, or get a signal off to the Federation. With all the shit that they've been able to do thus far, it's quite possible that we've left a tangled trail through the planes, so it's best that we get a message out. This shouldn't be tough. If need be, any major planar disturbance will get noticed and checked on if possible. And once they find me here, there'd be friendlies quickly enough."
"If I had to guess, this is a single-environmental world we're on here, it'd appeal to the bastard of a god who took us here. We could either bide our time until we get somewhere better, or start fucking with their plans in an attempt to get taken elsewhere."
"I know that that's a heckuva infodump, did you get it all? Also, how're you set for ammunition?"