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[Table Turning]

So yeah, I decided to look at the leaders of the civs that I've met in my current fortress.
And then I see this in my home civ.

Does this affect anything?  Will it bug the Monarch arriving?

[Urist Da Vinci]

You'll have to stop her if she comes to your fort, because she'll guzzle all the booze and other dwarves will die of thirst.

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That was a joke.

[Table Turning]

Heh.

It's funny imagining a Drunk for a Queen.
There must be a drunksman's guild or something, meets every night in the tavern to promote someone to head-drunk and leads the drunk-elections.

[Kromgar]

Heh.

It's funny imagining a Drunk for a Queen.
There must be a drunksman's guild or something, meets every night in the tavern to promote someone to head-drunk and leads the drunk-elections.

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk... she ripped heads off of Titans with a punch.

[thegoatgod_pan]

You had a demon king?  I've seen goblin and human law-makers of demonic ancestry, but I've never heard of dwarves getting such a ruler.  Sounds pretty damn awesome.

[UristMcHuman]

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk...

Buffalo don't even exist in this version of DF.

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk... she ripped heads off of Titans with a punch.

Someone shot an ash titan with 35 kills in the head and it died instantly.

[Kromgar]

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk...

Buffalo don't even exist in this version of DF.

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk... she ripped heads off of Titans with a punch.

Someone shot an ash titan with 35 kills in the head and it died instantly.

It wasn't some lame Titan. This thing was made of Iron and was an insect that breathed fire. Although she did cleave a Snow Titan in two.

[Corneria]

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk...

Buffalo don't even exist in this version of DF.

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk... she ripped heads off of Titans with a punch.

Someone shot an ash titan with 35 kills in the head and it died instantly.

Buffalo demons exist.

[Kromgar]

You had a demon king?  I've seen goblin and human law-makers of demonic ancestry, but I've never heard of dwarves getting such a ruler.  Sounds pretty damn awesome.

Oh not a king.

Also... Demons can have children really? Didn't know that was possible.

[Urist Da Vinci]

I had a Buffalo Demon Drunk...

Buffalo don't even exist in this version of DF.

But you can still get them as titans, FBs, or demons. Same applies for the pterosaur or stegosaurid or theropod FBs. DF doesn't have dinosaurs implemented as normal creatures, only as randomly-generated ones. We had sheep titans before we had real sheep.

[Girlinhat]

This thread menaces with spikes of poor reading comprehension.

[Table Turning]

Why are drunks important people in civs anyway?  I saw a well-guarded human fortress in adventurer mode, the only person of note there was a drunk.

[Kromgar]

Why are drunks important people in civs anyway?  I saw a well-guarded human fortress in adventurer mode, the only person of note there was a drunk.

Obviously royalty or law-givers use their power to get fine Dwarven Wine.

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