24 Sandstone Chirpacted
We released prisoners of war into the trap tunnel, they ran through the traps and died in a spectacular display. It may not have been humane but it was certainly good for morale.
2 Timber 208 Chirpacted
I'm beginning to see things. The concept has taken shape though I cannot grasp it. Two more pigeons wandered into our traps and was predictably converted into gory shrapnel. The pigeons wander into traps because pigeons are stupid, why do goblins wander into traps? They do not see the traps, they may recognize the device as something foreign but they do not see the trigger. We do not see rhyme or reason to these attacks because we do not see the triggers, only the device. The Clothier is a trap waiting patiently to be sprung, he does not tire, fear, or flinch. He stands because the blades stand- because he is patient. He does not need bait because he is patient we will trip the mechanisms because he is patient. I won't leave the office but he will wait. He is the blades.
Timber 5 Chirpacted
A cow wandered into the traps because it did not see them. I am not a cow. I see the traps I do, I am not a pigeons and I am not a cow. He sees his blood on our boots, he knows we stepped over him as he bled, that we sidestepped him as he struggled in vain to build his magnum opus- an idea so beautiful and pure that it crystallized in his mind and could not escape he knows that we did not help that we could not help. He knows that when he expressed his rage we fell on him on him in unison and that when he bled we stepped over him. I am not a pigeons I am not a cow.
15 Timber Chirpacted
Four pigeons and a cow were rent in a glorious display of dwarven engineering and the craftsmanship of our beloved steel discs their blood paints the ground now and they will not draw us to harm. He will not see me because I will be the blood he will not see me he will not smell his own blood. The pigeons and cows and invisible goblins will not plot to do us harm. They will not conspire with the Scavengers or the elves and the blades shall remain sentry against the unseen but everpresent goblin scourge. The fortress will be covered in blood and they won't see. The gods are wiser than us they bait their traps with mysteries because they know we will wander by and we will not see the triggers. Their traps are more sophisticated, I see the mechanism but I do not understand. The cows do not understand, they see the traps but they do not understand and in their misguided curiosity they wander closer to see. I am not a cow I am not a pigeons I am blood and In time everything will blood I am not a cow I am not the pigeons I am blood[The writing rapidly degenerates into scrawls and eventually crude images and symbols]
**Regarding Appropriate Conduct as a Citizen of Chirpacted**
6 Timber 208 Chirpacted
The time has come to acknowledge as Dwarves and above all else men of science that our speculations experimentations and our observations being rooted in in subjects that are by their nature macabre may have given license to unprofessionalism and decidedly unscientific assertations. It is understandable that the nerves become frayed while every citizen of Chirpacted lives with the knowledge that at any moment they may be maimed by one of several violent spirits, stalked by the dregs of society they refused to look upon in life, or have their prized possessions toppled and strewn about in a sort of ghastly reposession the spectral form of their craftsman. The very suggestion that blood be it of Dwarves or animals is nothing short of absurd, any apparent connection between the remaining traces of blood that spilt when the Mad Clothier was slain is purely circumstantial and due in whole to the omnipresence of that blood in high traffic areas at the time of the slaying. These things being recognized as absolute truths loitering in the caverns and or staring at the spirit of the dyer is entirely inappropriate behavior. Changing your clothing to emulate that of the Mad Clothier is entirely inappropriate behavior. Recording animals that fall to the defenses is entirely inappropriate behavior. Observing the trap defenses for long periods of time is entirely inappropriate behavior. Using ones clothing to clean the trap defenses and refusing to wash that clothing thereafter is entirely inappropriate behavior. Asserting that you are not an animal or claiming to be anything other than a dwarf is entirely inappropriate behavior. I trust that everyone will join me in adopting these codes for reasonable conduct and visiting our beloved Baron in the hospital while his thigh mends following his well publicized injury at the hands of the Clothier.
** In Addition **
While the consistency of our Guard is to be praised it is unnecessary and impractical to attempt to punish the spirits for crimes they committed in life and the standing warrants may be rescinded at any time.