A note on ghosts and a chilling story of Fun!
I've had goblin ghosts, 2 in the same fort in fact. They appeared to be as stupid and useless as live goblins however, and just stood on top of the traps that had violently disassembled them. Alas, this doesn't help the blood laser pointer science. I was messing around with DFusion though, and while I hadn't changed anything, who knows what might have happened.
And now, a campfire story!
Urist McUselesspeasant migrates during the siege!
Urist McUselesspeasant has realized that the goblins at the gate are not holding a rave!
Urist McUselesspeasant has been struck down!
Urist McUselesspeasant has risen and is haunting the fortress!
Urist McUselesspeasant has killed Tadol Ubengtin, Cat.
Hah ha! Stupid cat! Nice job Urist!
Duchess McUselessaszinc is throwing a tantrum!
Wait what? You mean the cat was hers? Sheesh sorry I've been TOO BUSY KEEPING EVERYONE ALIVE DURING THE SIEGE to build your damn platinum flasks!
Duchess McUselessaszinc has destroyed the Artifact of the biggest baddest oldest dwarf in the fort!
Oh shiiii......
Big McLargehugeandmean has gone berserk!
....it.
Fun! was had by all!
On the plus side, after he killed most of the fortress, I opened the drawbridge and let the gobbos in, and Big Mclargehugeandmean killed the entire siege singlehandedly.
Literally. A war dog had torn off his left hand.
God I love this game!