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Author Topic: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight  (Read 3884 times)

Jacob/Lee

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2 days ago, but still

Oh boy. Not just a cop, a STATE POLICE OFFICER!
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S2261131.shtml?cat=500

Some of these cops are just bad apples, I guess.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 04:34:19 am by Toady One »
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2011, 08:01:50 pm »

You might want to take that image down...
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 08:02:09 pm »

You might want to take that image down...
There's nothing revealing, it should be fine. If Toady requests I do, I'll take it down.

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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 08:03:55 pm »

 It'll be up to how tastefully we handle this, although I would prefer a spoiler at least.

 And it'll turn out to be an extremely realistic cop porno taped from inside the car.
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2011, 08:04:24 pm »

You might want to take that image down...
There's nothing revealing, it should be fine.

Well at least spoil it. I almost fell out of my bloody chair when I clicked this topic.
Also, are our tax dollaras being spent on trojans?
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 08:06:04 pm »

Yea, spoiler it, please?
Also, I came here expecting a spambot, or troll from some other forum or something.

Anyway, is there a tasteful way to handle this? What else can you do but make crude jokes?

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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 08:07:12 pm »

Yea, spoiler it, please?
Also, I came here expecting a spambot, or troll from some other forum or something.

Anyway, is there a tasteful way to handle this? What else can you do but make crude jokes?
Spoilered as per request.

There is a tasteful way to handle this, but some people will just dodge right over that to make jokes about it.

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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2011, 08:08:50 pm »

What? Police officers having sex?

I thought they had to take an oath of absonance
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2011, 08:09:26 pm »

Also, are our tax dollaras being spent on trojans?

Well, indirectly, sure, but we already knew that. Public servants gotta buy their condoms somewhere, and their paychecks ARE derived from tax dollars in some measure. If you mean directly, in any way that would make sense to consider as "tax dollars"? I doubt police officers are allowed to charge purchases they make (even while on-duty) to the department unless they can prove that it was directly relevant to doing their job, which probably means bureaucratic hell if you buy anything that isn't on a pre-approved list, at best. I could be wrong on that, but I'd expect that any contraceptives were purchased privately.

Also, I really hope it was consensual. The power dynamic here makes me worry, but hopefully it's just my overly pessimistic mind overreacting.
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2011, 08:30:30 pm »

Provided:

A) it was consensual, and
B) it was on his break,


I don't really care. They might have rules as to what you can do while in uniform, though.
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2011, 08:34:55 pm »

If consensual public sex was the worse police officers got up to, it'd be a step above what we usually see, so... yeah, I don't care.
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2011, 08:36:14 pm »

If consensual public sex was the worse police officers got up to, it'd be a step above what we usually see, so... yeah, I don't care.

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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2011, 08:39:04 pm »

News Story from the Next Day:
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s2262546.shtml

No really, the news report says this:
"The officer was awarded police officer of the year in the past and had previously served on former governor Bill Richardson's security detail."

"This officer is the same arresting officer in the high profile Daniel Martinez escape and rape case."
(The guy hid a paperclip somewhere and used it to pick the lock on the handcuffs, escaped from the police station and seems to have carjacked/raped some poor woman).

Even more incredible:
"The Santa Fe sheriff Robert Garcia says he will not be pressing criminal charges because the incident occurred "in the middle of nowhere."

Ok, granted, jurisdiction might be a pain but.... I don't even know what to say about this. Does the fact that they aren't pressing charges against the officer mean it was consensual? Or, is this not a final decision not to press charges and thus subject to change?

Also, how is there a security camera if it is in the middle of nowhere? That'd be my first question to this sherif about not pressing charges.
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2011, 08:41:48 pm »

The "not pressing charges" thing is probably referring to public indecency laws. AFAIK it's against the law to have sex in a public place. Those laws are lax when not in a place where people will likely see, like the woods or other "in the middle of nowhere" places.

Though yeah, if there's a security camera...
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Re: A cop has sex with a woman on the hood of a car, in broad daylight
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2011, 08:48:12 pm »

This whole thing seems kind of fishy.
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